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  1. dearoceantown* dearoceantown*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    I r e f u s e t o g o d o w n t h e a i s l e
    unless it's to Peanut Butter Jelly Time.

  2. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:00pm UTC
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  3. allie143 allie143
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    Every time you play hangman,
    a stickman's family is left,
    without a father

  4. WhisperInTheDark WhisperInTheDark
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 1:48pm UTC
    Anyone DTF?
    As in, Down To Follow?!

  5. emzpiexx emzpiexx
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 2:19pm UTC
    *Accidently cuts hand* ''Ouch, that hurt.'' *Steps on lego barefoot* ''HELP! I'VE BEEN SHOT! MAN DOWN, MAN F*CKING DOWN!"

  6. Blondie_Miss Blondie_Miss
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    Please go on iCarly.com
    {♥} if you remember where that is from!

  7. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 1:23pm UTC
    I just burned 1200 calories.
    I forgot the pizza in the oven.
    Fave if you get it

  8. Marie1388 Marie1388
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:08am UTC
    Miley Cyrus is
    engaged.
    Does anybody else feel extrememly old?

  9. Denisewitty Denisewitty
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    Do you feel like a man
    when you push her around?
    Do you feel better now,
    as she falls to the ground?
    Face Down- The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 7:08pm UTC
    Stop calling yourself sexy.
    the only thing you can turn on is a microwave.

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  12. CarrotStalker17 CarrotStalker17
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 12:37pm UTC
    Teenager Post #014
    The Walk Of Shame When You Have To Put Something Back In The Store After Your Mom Says "No."
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. VasHappeninFrancesca VasHappeninFrancesca
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 1:38pm UTC
    I Was Born In The Wrong Country
    anyone else?

  14. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    Why test on animals when theres a prison full of pedophiles?

  15. lollypopgrl7 lollypopgrl7
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 10:43am UTC
    Strangers:
    “Excuse me please.”
    Family:
    “Let me through!”
    Best Friends:
    “Get the heck out of my way woman!!”

  16. CaliGirlSwag CaliGirlSwag
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    Did you eat yet?
    Did you eat yet?
    Are you copying me?
    Are you copying me?
    I love you!
    Yeah, I ate.

  17. JesseJesse JesseJesse
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    I wish
    my eyes could take pictures

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    well, I'm off to club Bed.
    Featuring DJ Pillow and Mc Blanky.

  19. lollypopgrl7 lollypopgrl7
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:27am UTC
    At school
    Annoying Person: Hey you wanna hang out today?
    Me: Sorry my mom told me not to talk to stranger
    Annoying person: But you've known me since 1st grade
    Me:
    Me: COMING MOM!!!!
    -love this

  20. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 8:49am UTC
    Harry
    is one of those people who
    doesn't like to read
    what said about him but he does in
    a way
    - Niall Horan
    Format credit to ThatsSoMee/Credit to OneDirection

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