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PurplePenguins
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May 8, 2013 10:48am UTC

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PurplePenguins
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April 18, 2013 3:34pm UTC

#StayStrongBoston
#StayStrongTexas
Let's unite our voices and pray together for the people we lost in this terrible tragedy.
You're not alone ♥

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PurplePenguins
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April 7, 2013 4:58pm UTC

I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?
Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just comign down to scope out the tub.
Me:Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I dont want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So..can I get out now?
Spider Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, taht's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

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PurplePenguins
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March 28, 2013 9:52am UTC

10 Facts to make you smile ☺
1. It takes more energy to frown than to smile this may be because there are 37 muscles necessary to frown and 22 to smile.
2.Looking at other people smiling or laughing might cause a severe case of happines.
3.Watching animals being happy may also cause the same symptoms.
4.Reading articles dedicated to making people happy might cause a traumatic sense of contempt.
5. Awkward Moments, Cats, and Babies are the leading cause of smiles.
6. Snails are the laziest creatures in the insect world, besides from being extremly slow they have been known to sleep for over three years!
7. Writing articles dedicated to making people happy might also cause a traumatic sense of contempt.
8. For years it has been known that six has been afraid of seven. No one knows why, but we suspect it is because seven eight nine.
9.The chances of winning the lottery can be greater than being struck by lighting. Lottery players might be delighted to hear that 44 people die each year due to lighting.
10. The most intelligent people of the world are often a victim of happiness.

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PurplePenguins
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March 27, 2013 6:32pm UTC

Week days:
Sh¡tday
Sh¡tday
Sh¡tday
Sh¡tday
Sh¡tday
Saturday
Sunday

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PurplePenguins
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March 16, 2013 12:48pm UTC

Them people that
come into your life by accident
and stay on Purpose
Yeah I love them people

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PurplePenguins
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March 11, 2013 2:44pm UTC

Water you saying
Stop being such a beach
Shell I stop then?
Could you be more pacific
I won't sand anymore messages
What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you (:

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PurplePenguins
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March 8, 2013 4:04pm UTC

If you're skinny, you're anorexic
If you're thick, you're obese
If you're a virgin, you're too good
If you're not a virgin, you're too easy
If you smoke you're trashy
If oh don't smoke, you're not cool
If you have small b00bs you're flat
If you have big b00bs, you're a wh//re
If you have good grades, you're a nerd
If you have bad grades, you're dumb
If you're friendly, you're fake
If you're quiet, you're rude
Society is never pleased

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PurplePenguins
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 11:20am UTC

And she
_____________________
WILL
_____________________
be loved

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PurplePenguins
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March 1, 2013 5:57pm UTC

Argo:
Tony Mendez: What are you shooting?
John Chambers: Monster movie.
Tony Mendez: Oh, yeah? Is it any good?
John Chambers: Target audience will hate it.
Tony Mendez: Who's the target audience?
John Chambers: People with eyes.

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PurplePenguins
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 10:23am UTC

Negitivity isn't the way to go, smile more,
eat some chocolate.
-Ed Sheeran

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PurplePenguins
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February 22, 2013 5:00pm UTC

I seem to be finding myself talking to the powers that be,
awaking the shade and shadowed under the towering trees.
Admirering the seen, inhailing fumes of flowers that breath.
Jet lagged eyes are begging for an hour to sleep,
although my blood shot whites and iris's they never find any.
Clock stops at times where the sun shine can blinde many.
Although my eyes are heavy, the wont be closing soon.
Cause I know that time waits for nobody,
I s'pose its true.
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PurplePenguins
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February 22, 2013 8:06am UTC

“Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.”
― Apple Inc.
Wow

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PurplePenguins
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February 22, 2013 7:47am UTC

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

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PurplePenguins
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February 18, 2013 1:54pm UTC

Research shows that,
when someone shouts "Oh no he didn't!",
he in fact did.

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