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PurpleMonkeys

1. PurpleMonkeys
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   March 2, 2013 3:05pm UTC
   There are so many nice looking people...on Twitter.
   
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2. PurpleMonkeys
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   February 12, 2013 2:38pm UTC
   Could listen to Take Me Home all day.
   
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3. PurpleMonkeys
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   February 12, 2013 2:35pm UTC
   Can't wait for the One Direction movie:D!
   
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4. PurpleMonkeys
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   January 29, 2013 2:36pm UTC
   Being single for valentines day, oh wait, I have my bed.
   
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5. PurpleMonkeys
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   January 29, 2013 2:33pm UTC
   Being a d*ck won't make yours any bigger.
   
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6. PurpleMonkeys
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   January 19, 2013 3:19pm UTC
   "You were mine for the summer"
   
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7. PurpleMonkeys
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   January 19, 2013 2:49pm UTC
   Niall Horan is perfect!
   
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8. PurpleMonkeys
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   December 14, 2012 1:24pm UTC
   Imagine your eyes were a camera, you could picture all the happy and funny moments in your life.
   
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9. PurpleMonkeys
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   December 14, 2012 1:22pm UTC
   When you're about to sneeze and wave your hands about like a wierdo.
   
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10. PurpleMonkeys
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    August 1, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    When i'm bored i eat.
    I'm always bored.
    
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11. PurpleMonkeys
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    July 21, 2012 11:28am UTC
    Pretty people on facebook, post a picture or status and get like 35 likes, I post a picture or status and get like 10 likes.
    
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12. PurpleMonkeys
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    July 21, 2012 11:23am UTC
    When your best friend thinks one of your family members are hot....
    
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13. PurpleMonkeys
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    July 21, 2012 11:19am UTC
    PARTY&BULLSH*T !
    
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14. PurpleMonkeys
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    July 21, 2012 11:17am UTC
    Relationships nowadays: First Month, I love you baby! Second Month, we are forever! Third Month, Single.
    
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15. PurpleMonkeys
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    July 21, 2012 11:15am UTC
    I don't like it when you break me hunnie, why'd you have to do that?
    
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16. PurpleMonkeys
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    June 3, 2012 4:19pm UTC
    Touch her heart not her body. Steal her attention not her virginity. Make her smile, dont waste her tears.
    
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17. PurpleMonkeys
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    June 3, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Sometimes i just want to throw a lamp at someone and yell LIGHTEN UP!
    
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18. PurpleMonkeys
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    June 3, 2012 11:58am UTC
    I'd rather lose an argument to you than lose you to an argument.
    
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19. PurpleMonkeys
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    June 3, 2012 11:54am UTC
    It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.
    -Marilyn Monroe.
    
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20. PurpleMonkeys
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    June 3, 2012 11:51am UTC
    Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
    
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