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  1. Privatewittian Privatewittian
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    I found this really old letter in my grandmas house.
    Heres what it said.
    Dear Son, I'm writing this letter slow, cause i know you cant read fast. We dont live where we did when you left, This new place has a washing machine. The first day i put 4 shirts in there, and pulled the chain an hadnt seen em' since.
    It only rained twice this week, 3 days the fist time and four days the second.
    About your father, he has a lovely new job. He has over 500 men under him. He is cutting grass at the cemetery.
    About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I havent found out whether its a boy or a girl, so i dont know if you are an aunt or an uncle.
    Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup, 1 was drivin' The other two was in the back. The diver got out. He rolled the window down and swam to safety. The other two drowned, they couldnt get the tailgait down. Not much more news this time, nothing much has happened.
    Love, mom.
    P.S. Was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed. xoxo.

  2. Privatewittian Privatewittian
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 1:19am UTC
    I'm Sorry.

  3. Privatewittian Privatewittian
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 1:58am UTC
    what if
    every follower you've ever had on every website you've been on, including Witty, followed you around? Like in real life? Like you were the line leader, and they were your b!tches.

  4. Privatewittian Privatewittian
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 2:47pm UTC
    Me and my friend use so many code names
    even I get mixed up.
    mq.
    nmf.

  5. Privatewittian Privatewittian
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 1:21pm UTC
    If
    Big Bang Theory,
    How I Met Your Mother &
    Two & A Half Men were combined,
    the show would be...
    How I Banged Your Mother with Two & A Half Men
    nmf

  6. Privatewittian Privatewittian
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 12:51am UTC
    "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!
    NO.

  7. Privatewittian Privatewittian
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    If I was a teacher
    I would always try to figure out who had a crush on who
    and make sure that they were always paired up.
    nmf

  8. Privatewittian Privatewittian
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    Guy: Last night I dreamed about you
    Girl: Awwww what happened?
    Guy: I dont know
    Guy: I dont remember
    Girl: Then how did you know you dreamed about me??
    Guy: Because when i woke up i was scared

  9. Privatewittian Privatewittian
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    I thought today was April fools...

  10. Privatewittian Privatewittian
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 12:47pm UTC
    Olympics=Hot guys

  11. Privatewittian Privatewittian
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 11:35pm UTC
    I dont know...
    If i can trust you anymore.

  12. Privatewittian Privatewittian
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 12:59am UTC
    NEVER
    Get on omegle videochat.

  13. Privatewittian Privatewittian
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    FAVE THIS QUOTE.
    For no reason.
    :D

  14. Privatewittian Privatewittian
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 12:10am UTC
    My friend is weird.
    Here's what she wrote...
    Friend:My pet unicorn named Greenie because he is a green unicorn says Hi!(:
    I like band-aids.
    And bacon.
    The *BEEEP* is BANANAS! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
    ... I like to sing :3
    I wanna dye my hair green...or blonde xDD
    I like greeeeen (da color)
    I have a calf.
    I had to feed him
    Now I smell like cow feed.
    I think this is random enouggh?
    Oh yeah.
    DR.PEPPER!!!!!!!!!! xDD

  15. Privatewittian Privatewittian
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 1:37pm UTC
    I Love You.

  16. Privatewittian Privatewittian
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2012 1:55am UTC
    That awkward moment
    when your mom trys to be cool...

  17. Privatewittian Privatewittian
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 7:28pm UTC
    I dont smoke.
    I dont drink.
    I dont party every weekend.
    I dont wear 3 inches of makeup.
    I dont put sultry pictures of my bra showing online.
    I dont make out with loads of guys, or other girs to get attention.
    Im a girl,
    and I'm ME.
    I'm an original.
    and no one is going to change that,
    Ever.

  18. Privatewittian Privatewittian
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    Maybe one day we'll wake up and this will all be dream.
    -Eminem

  19. Privatewittian Privatewittian
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 12:48pm UTC
    So when i was a newborn my dad ran out on me and my mom...
    I got a message on facebook this morning
    Saying this
    "Im your dad's mom I would love to meet you I am your grandma."
    I have no idea what to do....I feel lost

  20. Privatewittian Privatewittian
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 1:57am UTC
    Eather
    Im high
    or
    Im just really tired

:)

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