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Landen*
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December 8, 2013 10:37pm UTC

Hi, im a teenager. i get stressed out over homework. i cry my self to sleep for no reason. i freak out over the littlest things. i regret half of the things i say. i miss a lot of people. i have fun. i go to parties. i always seem happy. but im not. im broken down sick and tired of the way im treated. people want me to make life changing decisions but i can barley choose what food i want. my parents put so much pressure on me to have great grades, be in a ton of clubs for school, play a sport, be the best athlete there is. but all i want to do is be free. good bye im a teenager who hates their life.

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Picturesque Wonderland.*
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December 9, 2013 6:49am UTC

When you realize you're not important anymore, it hurts.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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GigglesWuffsChew
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October 12, 2013 9:22pm UTC

That boy.
The kind they warn you about.
The ones with piercings
they listen to heavy music,
and have long hair.
That's my best friend.
The one who gave me a reason to live.
The one who notices when I'm not okay
and when it's getting bad again.
The one I'm madly in love with
and they can warn me he's bad
he'll break my heart
But I don't think he will.
They are capable of love.
Those boys?
They're human.

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Ninja918
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September 9, 2013 10:01pm UTC

TAKE TIME TO READ THIS
A depressed swimmer went to practice overnight. The lights were all turned off, and the moonlight was the only light. He climbed up to the highest diving board and extened his arms out. He noticed his shadow formed a cross shape. Instead of diving he prayed for God to come into his life. Then suddenly someone came in, and turned the on.
The swimmer knelt down, and begin to dry when he saw that the pool had been drained for repairs.

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DeathOfASon

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September 8, 2013 8:58am UTC

i hate when people say being gay isn’t “manly”
like wtf there’s two men in that relationship how is that not manly? that’s double manly

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^_^*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 11:18am UTC

Imagine reading a book of every conversation
where people have spoken about you.

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happiest*
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September 8, 2013 2:02pm UTC

a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
it’s a shitzu

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kelly*
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September 8, 2013 4:13am UTC

should i do homework or burn my school

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lovecrazy
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August 19, 2013 12:35pm UTC

Here in the lovely US of A, we make television shows of people
doing illegal things. ALL HAIL THE RED, WHITE AND BLUE, EVERYONE GO SMOKE SOME WHACKY GRASS AND MARRY MULTIPLE PEOPLE.

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AnaCastro196
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August 18, 2013 11:56pm UTC

I hate shaving my legs
but i love having shaved legs

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dreamer*
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August 18, 2013 6:23am UTC

me: I should go shower now.
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me:Wow f*ck you I was JUST about to go take a shower.

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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
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August 18, 2013 12:13am UTC

Guys,
I'm sorry bro, but not every girl is going to have big b00bs, a round butt, thick thights, flat stomach or a clear face but that doesn't mean she's ugly. Not having those features doesn't make her imperfect nor does having those features make her perfect.
Why don't you stop being so shallow and superficial and just be happy a girl is actually interested in you? She might not be the dream girl you had pictured in your head but stop thinking about your dream girl when you have a girl in reality standing right in front of you.
Sometimes, beauty comes in skinny thighs, beauty comes in a little butt, beauty comes in a little gut and sometimes beauty comes with occasional pimples and scars.
You shouldn't let these things stop you from getting to know her for who she is and not what she looks like. If you can do that, then you'll be able to see something real beautiful,
her heart.
-wokechris

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*Elena;~ ♥*

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August 17, 2013 8:41pm UTC

When I was like 12 I used to hate one really bit.chy and annoying girl
from our class so I sent her a text "you will die in 7 days" during a class and
she burst into tears and her mom went to police and I was so scared so I
flushed my phone down the toilet

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*Elena;~ ♥*

posted a quote
August 15, 2013 6:11pm UTC

Son we need to talk.
About your report card.
Son did you know your grades spell
“ACDC”
Here is a high five
and your bedtime is never

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*Elena;~ ♥*

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August 15, 2013 5:03pm UTC

I haven’t been to subway in 2 years
because the woman said "what type of bread do you want" and I went "yeah"

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BravoSierra
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August 13, 2013 2:54pm UTC

me: wow i'm fat
me: i'm perfect just the way i am
me: i'm so disgusting, i'm losing weight now
me: i am more than just my weight
me: i am so fat
me: my curves are beautiful
me: i hate myself

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BravoSierra
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August 13, 2013 3:15pm UTC

Every girl has had a pregnancy scare.
Even if you're a virgin, you think you're pregnant.

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iambubbles
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August 12, 2013 7:21pm UTC

Person: Are you ready for school?
Me: No.
Person:What? Why not?
Me: I hate school.
Person: How could you hate school?
Me: Well to start there are bullies, people, walking, P.E., there is homework, teachers, principal, new school, books, no laptop, classes, boredom, supplies, and there is school.
Person:...

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