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PrettyXPrincess

1. PrettyXPrincess
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2012 1:33pm UTC
   To Big Bang Theory fans,
   why can Penny (waitress) afford her
   own apartment,
   whilst Sheldon and Leonard (scientists)
   can not?
   (:
   
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2. PrettyXPrincess
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2012 1:10pm UTC
   Dear mosquitos,
   bite me where ever you want,
   but please don't fly around my ears.
   - Sincerely, the human race.
   
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3. PrettyXPrincess
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2012 12:57pm UTC
   Pick up lines #1
   Boy: Yo, girl is your name Google?
   Girl: Uhm no, why?
   Boy: Because you got everything
   I've been searching for.
   10 ♥ for series (:
   
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4. PrettyXPrincess
   posted a quote
   May 10, 2012 5:18pm UTC
   Its hard to forget someone,
   who has given so much to remember.
   
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5. PrettyXPrincess
   posted a quote
   May 10, 2012 3:43pm UTC
   In the morning:
   Me: I'm so tired, going to sleep early tonight.
   At 03:00am
   Me: *Bloodshot eyes* I'm never going to log out of Witty.
   
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6. PrettyXPrincess
   posted a quote
   May 5, 2012 10:16pm UTC
   The other day in PSHE:
   Teacher: The average person spends 3 - 4 hours on computer a day.
   Me: LOL, you mean people with lives.
   Me: Oh wait...
   
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7. PrettyXPrincess
   posted a quote
   May 5, 2012 10:00pm UTC
   My thoughts before I shower:
   Me: I don't want to.
   Me: It'll be too cold.
   Me: Why is my brother screaming.
   Me: Haha, he fell.
   Me: What song am I going to sing.
   Me: I should totally become a singer.
   Me: Where did I leave my clothes!?
   Me: Oh, I'm holding them.
   Me: Ok, I'm going in.
   Me: I don't know whether to be happy or miserable.
   *While in shower*
   Mum: Open the damn door! I'm desperate.
   Me: I'm naked.
   Mum: I don't care, who do you think used to clean your butt.
   Me: Fml. -____-
   
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8. PrettyXPrincess
   posted a quote
   May 5, 2012 9:15pm UTC
   My school photo
   looks like a mugshot.
   In other words, I look like a psycho.
   
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9. PrettyXPrincess
   posted a quote
   May 4, 2012 5:48pm UTC
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10. PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 12:42pm UTC
    Everytime I walk near them
    she gets all cuddly with him.
    
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11. PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    I have
    69
    followers.
    And I just laughed for 5 minutes straight at the fact :'D
    
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12. PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    That awkward 5 second lap dance
    you give somone when moving to a seat in a
    movie theatre.
    
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13. PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    The only difference in my school uniform,
    When it's warm - Don't wear socks.
    When it's cold - Wear socks.
    
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14. PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    My best friend panicks under pressure
    so when a random guy from school asked her out on FB
    she said yes!
    Sad thing is when she was going to end their 1 day
    relationship.
    he gave her a ♥ gorgeous♥ necklace.
    She still wants to end it.
    
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15. PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 12:54pm UTC
    Today my friends stole all the contents out of my school bag,
    I didn't even notice until the end of school.
    They said that I'm the definition of unobservant,
    Pfft, as if.
    
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16. PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    When I become a teacher,
    I will intentionally seat a person next to their crush.
    
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17. PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 11:44am UTC
    My logic:
    *Before exam*
    Oh, I'm surely going to pass, no need to revise/study, now where did I put my phone?
    *After exam*
    OMG! Why didn't I pass?!
    
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18. PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    How can someone love you
    If you can't love yourself?
    
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19. PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    You're the nail
    To my toe.
    ♥
    
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20. PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 1:51pm UTC
    What happens in my house:
    Brother 1: Can I have a glass of water?
    Me: Of course!
    *Goes to kitchen and sees brother 2 crying*
    Me: What the hell happened, was it them bullies hmm? Imma go steal their lego!
    Brother 2: No, it's just that I don't like how I'm overweight :'(
    Me: Don't worry little bro, sister Hasiba is here to help now do 30 sit up in one go.
    *Brother 2 does up to 27 sit ups and gets tired but still keeps going*
    Me: I am your new health and exercize instructor because I'm an awesome sister.
    Brother 2: Thanks, I owe you, and I'm awesomer!
    Me: Ok, don't get carried away, we don't want you to have an asthma attack :)
    *Goes back to living room after 20 minutes*
    Brother 1: Where's my glass of water?
    *I start laughing like a hyena and brothers look at me like I'm a crazy hobo*
    I LOVE MY FAMILY!
    
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