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PrettyXPrincess

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Member Since: 11 Oct 2011 02:51pm

Last Seen: 10 Mar 2014 04:42am

user id: 226022

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  1. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    Childhood
    is the time when you like Jerry
    and admire his cleverness.
    Maturity
    is the time when you understand that Jerry
    is a complete a**hole
    and you feel sorry for Tom.

  2. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    That moment of accomplishment
    when you get a higher mark
    than the smartest kid
    in class.

  3. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    If sleep is so important,
    why do we have to wake up
    so early for school?

  4. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 3:41pm UTC
    I have to stop asking
    'How stupid can you get?'
    I think people are starting
    to take it as a
    >>challenge<<
    mq (:

  5. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    It's funny
    how you care about my looks
    >>more than I do<<

  6. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    In class:
    Teacher: If I offer you money or brains, what would you choose?
    Boy: Money of course.
    Dumb girl: I prefer brains, hehe.
    Quiet boy: Well everbody chooses what they don't have.
    Everyone: *Silence*
    Me: Burrnn.
    True story.

  7. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    We all have
    that moment of relief
    when you wake up from a nightmare,
    the problem is that my eyes
    >>are already wide open<<

  8. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    I'm from Hong Kong and
    no, we don't eat
    >>snakes<<
    *Glare*

  9. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    Pick up lines #6
    Boy: My love for you is like...
    Girl: Aww..
    Boy: Diarrhea, I can't hold it in.

  10. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    Trying to forget someone ♥
    you love is like ♥
    trying to remember someone ♥
    you've never met. ♥
    nmq

  11. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    We all have that one friend
    who hits you when
    >>she laughs<<

  12. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    We love the ones
    who ignore us,
    whilst we ignore the ones
    who love us.

  13. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when your mum
    compares you to
    another kid and she
    has no idea how
    much worse
    they are than you.
    nmq

  14. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    Pick up lines #5
    Boy: The force is strong with you.
    Girl: Why?
    Boy: Because baby, Yodalicious!

  15. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    Pick up lines #4
    Boy: Excuse me, I'm new in town.
    Girl: How can I help you?
    Boy: Can I have directions back
    to your place? (;

  16. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 4:53pm UTC
    Pick up lines #3
    Boy: Are you religious?
    Girl: Yes, why?
    Boy: Because you're the
    answer to my prayers!

  17. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    Girls are like abstract paintings,
    even though you can't understand them.
    They are still beautiful.
    nmq

  18. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    In school:
    Friend: Hey, can I drink some water from your water bottle?
    Me: Oh, sure (:
    Friend: *Takes one sip and gives it back*
    Me: What was the point of even asking?

  19. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    Pick up lines #2
    Boy: Do you have a band aid?
    Girl: Uhm no, why?
    Boy: Because I scraped
    my knee falling for you!
    10 ♥ for series (:

  20. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    *In class*
    Me: I don't have a pen!
    Guy who is crushing on me: Here, you can have mine :D
    Me: Err, no thanks. I'll manage...*creeped out face*
    My crush: *Throws pen on my desk*
    Me: OMG! Thank you so very much *hyperventilating*

:)

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