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PrettyXPrincess

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Member Since: 11 Oct 2011 02:51pm

Last Seen: 10 Mar 2014 04:42am

user id: 226022

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  1. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    Pick up lines #7
    Boy: Can I take a picture of you?
    Girl: Err, why?
    Boy: So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

  2. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 8:46am UTC
    *In salon*
    Hairdresser: All done! What do you think?
    Me: Thanks, it looks great.
    Mind: WTF have you done with my hair?!
    All the time...

  3. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    A guy broke into my house last week.
    He didn't steal the TV, just the remote.
    Now he drives by and changes the channels.
    Sick Basta*d.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  4. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 3:07pm UTC
    That moment when you realise
    that the pen you're chewing is not yours.

  5. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    The reason why I'm so good at keeping secrets,
    is because I forget most of them at the end of the day.

  6. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    *Horror logic*
    Driver: *Sees creepy lady on the side of the road*
    Creepy lady: Give me a ride.
    Driver: Sure, it's not like you look like you
    have the potential to kill me and dump
    me on the side of the road...

  7. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 1:43pm UTC
    *Couples on wedding night*
    Husband: Finally, I've been waiting for this so long.
    Wife: Do you ever want to leave me?
    Husband: No! I don't even want to think about it.
    Wife: Do you love me?
    Husband: Of course, very much!
    Wife: Do you want to cheat on me?
    Husband: No, why would you even ask me that?
    Wife: Do you want to get intimate with me?
    Husband: Every time I get the chance.
    Wife: Would you ever hit me?
    Husband: Are you kidding me? Hell no.
    Wife: Can I trust you?
    Husband: Yes, darling.
    Wife: Sweetheart!
    *After 10 years* Read back to front.

  8. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 1:23pm UTC
    Top 5 annoying things on an airplane.
    1. Crying babies.
    2. Kids who kick your chair.
    3. Creepy smiles of the cabin crew.
    4. Miniscule toilets.
    5. 1 hour safety demonstrations.

  9. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    2:00am: *WITTY, WITTY, WITTY*
    I'll go to sleep at 3:00am.
    4:00am: *WITTY, WITTY, WITTY*
    Why are the birds chirping?
    5:00am: *WITTY, WITTY, WITTY*
    Might as well pull an all nighter.
    In Spanish class: *Snores*
    ^^ A sad life of a Witty addict.

  10. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    *Reading a sad book*
    Me: *Starts crying*
    Mum: *Comes in* Why are you crying?
    Me: *Blubbers* This book.
    Mum: Are you on your period or something?
    ^^ She is so caring <3

  11. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    *Before watching a horror*
    Me: This is going to be sick!
    Friend: Totally, I got popcorn!
    *After watching horror*
    Me: Walk me to the bathroom, please.
    Friend: Yeah, I'm coming inside
    the bathroom too...

  12. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    'He' finally broke up
    with the snob
    and she blames me.
    Oh well, win - win situation (:

  13. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 11:18am UTC
    They're = They fking are.
    Their = Shows fking possession.
    You're = You fking are.
    Your = Shows fking possession.
    We're = We fking are.
    Were = Past fking tense of "are".
    Where = Specifies fking location.
    Than = A fking comparison.
    Then = A point in fking time.
    Hope it helps (:

  14. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 10:42am UTC
    Light
    travels faster
    than sound.
    That's why some
    people appear bright
    until you hear them speak.

  15. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    Should I be worried if
    I see an old lady staring at me
    in the retirement home opposite.
    Which hasn't housed any anyone
    since a few months ago..

  16. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 8:29pm UTC
    My mum just shouted at me.
    She is on the floor above.
    I swear every sound is
    increased 100x after midnight.

  17. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    Everyday I try to spend some time
    with my little brothers and
    come to regret it after 5 minutes.

  18. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    >>Imagine<<
    a life without
    technology and Witty.
    Yeah, it broke my heart too.

  19. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 3:42pm UTC
    I love how Americans think
    that us British are well mannered and polite.
    When really we use a swear word
    in every sentence.

  20. PrettyXPrincess PrettyXPrincess
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 5:00pm UTC
    Hey $exy,
    shut the door,
    drop you pants, climb on top
    and satisfy your needs.
    Love always, Your Toilet.

:)

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