Jaz*

Status: \\If i could i would keep this feeling in a plastic jar//

Member Since: 6 Nov 2013 02:39am

Last Seen: 20 Feb 2014 02:52pm

Birthday: August 12

Location: Tx

Gender: F

user id: 374397

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Hey peeps

Not much to say im 16, ive actually been on Witty since 2010,
my original account is mostly dedicaded to horror stories so follow my original account
> CupidzArrow <
I just made this account to mess around.
♥

Jaz*
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November 17, 2013 9:53pm UTC

Why cant i just press send!??!
gosh im such a pansy..

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Jaz*
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November 15, 2013 2:37am UTC

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Steve needs to add a Food category for an ~~option in the~~
"What kind of quote is it?"
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Jaz*
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November 15, 2013 2:30am UTC

When its 1am and you're craving pancakes.
like i seriously wanna go to ihop right now.

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Jaz*
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November 15, 2013 2:05am UTC

The Bob Resistance on Youtube
☻/︻╦╤─ JOIN THE RESISTANCE NOW!!
/▌
/ \ LETS GET THE OLD YOUTUBE BACK
Guys you dont have to spam the comment section,
just sign the petition.
https://www.change.org/petitions/google-change-the-youtube-comment-section-back-to-its-original-form
K, Thanks.

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Jaz*
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November 13, 2013 5:39pm UTC

When someone loves you,
the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.
♥

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Jaz*
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November 12, 2013 5:37pm UTC

Now im not saying i hate her, but if she were hurt badly, and i had a phone to call an ambulance, id order a pizza.

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Jaz*
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November 12, 2013 5:33pm UTC

Scientists say the universe is made up of Protons, Neutons and Electrons. They forgot to mention morons.

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Jaz*
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November 12, 2013 5:25pm UTC

Do you know that awesome feeling,
when you finally understand math?
Me neither.

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Jaz*
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November 12, 2013 5:22pm UTC

Im gonna go take a hot shower.
Which is like a normal shower,
but with me in it.
;)

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Jaz*
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 9:57pm UTC

Me: Hi! My names Jazmine.
Stranger: What a coincidence im Jazmine too!
Me: ...
Me: There can only be one.

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Jaz*
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November 11, 2013 9:50pm UTC

Mint Chocolate Icecream ♥

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November 11, 2013 9:04pm UTC

I wish my life was like a book,
where my parents are never home at night
and you would show up at my door step
with that gorgeous smile of yours,
and some Chinese takeout with an old scary movie.

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November 11, 2013 10:24am UTC

Mom: Who are you texting?
Me: Sarah.
Mom: *5 minutes later* Who are you texting?
Me: Maranda
Mom: *5 minutes later* Who are you texting?
Me: My drug dealer. I dont think youve met.
Mom: ..

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Jaz*
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 10:50pm UTC

Want to know why the fourth finger is the wedding ring finger? This is a Chinese myth.
Put your hands together. Like youre high fiving yourself, and hold it there.
Tuck both of your middle fingers in between your palms so that the back of each finger is touching each other.
Your thumbs, fingers, ring fingers and pinkys should be together.
Your thumbs represent your parents.
Your pointer finger represents your siblings.
Your Middle finger represents yourself, which is why its tucked between your palms.
And your pinkys represent your (future) children.
Now open your thumbs. They can seperate because our parents will one day leave us, and we will go be on our own to live out our own destinys.
Bring your thumbs back together. And seperate your pointer fingers. They can be apart because like you, your siblings will leave and follow their own path.
Close your pointer fingers together again. Skip your ring fingers and go to your pinkys, these represent your children, they may open because your children will grow up and they will leave you as well, because they too have a life to live on their own.
Now close your pinkys and try to seperate your ring fingers...
You cant right?
This represents your husband/wife. No matter how much you try you cannot part your ring fingers and when you try to, it even hurts, when you try to seperate yourself from the person you love youre only hurting yourself..
These fingers do not seperate because your love for your husband/wife will never leave you. You will forever be attached to that person. Thus why they say, "Till death do you part."

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November 10, 2013 9:25pm UTC

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November 10, 2013 12:01pm UTC

Him: Hi :)
Me: Hey :)
What i wanted to say
Him: Hi :)
Me: I love you. Ive loved you since i first laid my eyes on you. Youre such an amazing person, you love art and yet you quit art club to get a part time job to help your single dad pay bills. Because of you i want to be a better person, i want to look and be my best just to impress you even for a second. I want to feel worthy of being your friend. Youre not afraid to be who you are, youre not fake, youre so honest, you dont care about what you wear and look like. And you remember every little detail about me even if its been months since i told you and you dont know how much that means to me. You can always read my mood and cheer me up, you praise me when no one else does. Youre so carefree and you love life like you live every second like its the best time youve had in a long time, ive never seen you not smile and i hope i never will no matter what i just want you to be happy i want you to live life easily. And when im near you im the happiest ive been since i was born, i love you more than i did yesterday and today wont compare to how much ill love you tomorrow. I cant help but be attracted to you, youre like a magnet that pulls me in more and more each second. We get along so well that 1 hour seems like 5 minutes, and i hope one day, very soon, you'll feel the same about me.

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Jaz*
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November 9, 2013 10:03pm UTC

So apparently gasoline is supposed to smell bad?

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November 9, 2013 9:42pm UTC

I walk down memory lane just to run into you.
♥

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November 9, 2013 10:56am UTC

“A living poem" had always been the words that came to mind when i tried to describe her to my friends. A living poem, both beautiful and sad but always ended with a smile.”

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November 9, 2013 10:24am UTC

♥ //♥ //♥ //♥ // ♥ // ♥ // ♥ // ♥ // ♥
“No woman really wants a man to carry her off into the sunset; she only wants him to want to do it.”
nmf

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