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12 is the greatest number in the world. No doubt in my mind.

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August 28, 2012 8:35pm UTC

im going to go to school wearing sweatpants and a t-ahirt because i dont care what people think anymore!

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August 27, 2012 8:12pm UTC

in iCarly Freddie and him mom live in apartment 8D... dirty people. ;)

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August 10, 2012 1:42pm UTC

Live your dream, and aim for the sky, because you are the pilot of your own life.

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August 7, 2012 6:03pm UTC

Admit it. Everytime you see someone moving their mouth in their car you automatically think they're talking to themselves.

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July 27, 2012 2:01pm UTC

That awesome moment #1
When you wake up in the middle of the night thinking it's time to get up for school and you look at the clock and it's 3 in the morning.

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July 26, 2012 2:53pm UTC

I die a little inside when i see the word "explain" on a test.

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July 26, 2012 2:35pm UTC

Oh you don't like me? You must be mistaking me for someone who gives a f/ck.

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July 25, 2012 9:44pm UTC

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July 25, 2012 9:49am UTC

There's no I in team. But there is a m and an e and that spells me.

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July 23, 2012 11:38am UTC

* at walmart with my friend *
Friend * runs in to a pole * "Oh! I'm sorry!
Me: " You just said sorry to a pole..? "
Friend: " Oh I didn't know "
* A couple days later at the beach *
Me: * Runs into a bench with a ton of people around it on purpose * "OHMYGOSH! I'm so sorry!"
Everyone around the bench * staring *

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July 23, 2012 11:35am UTC

* at walmart with my friend *
Friend * runs in to a pole * "Oh! I'm sorry!
Me: " You just said sorry to a pole..? "
Friend: " Oh I didn't know "
* A couple days later at the beach *
Me: * Runs into a bench with a ton of people around it * "OHMYGOSH! I'm so sorry!"
Everyone around the bench * staring *

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July 17, 2012 10:10pm UTC

It's funny how fast guys can move on. Just when you think he's yours, he's another girls. And you're left there thinking WTF just happened?

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July 16, 2012 6:48pm UTC

I hate it when I feel like I look okay-ish,
but then I see a really attractive person,
and they make me realise that I look like a doorknob
(& not even one of the pretty crystal ones)

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July 16, 2012 1:01pm UTC

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July 16, 2012 12:47pm UTC

Comment your birthday and find your twin!

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July 15, 2012 11:00am UTC

What Girls say when they hack their friend's facebooks: OMG I just crapped my pants.
What Boys say when they hack their friend's facebooks: I'm gay.

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July 15, 2012 10:56am UTC

If you don't go after what you want,
you'll n e v e r have it.
& if you don't step foward, you're always still in the same place.

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July 15, 2012 10:51am UTC

Sometimes I wonder what guys do at sleepovers. ;o

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July 14, 2012 1:17pm UTC

I don't think I'm better than you.
I think I'm different... In a much better way.

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July 14, 2012 1:11pm UTC

Mom: You should hang out with your friends more often
Mom: But I can't drop you off.
Mom: And they can't come here
Mom: And you can't walk, that's dangerous
Me: Do you expect me to teleport there?

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