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Portia12314

1. Portia12314
   posted a quote
   May 16, 2012 2:09am UTC
   I. love. chickens.
   Just me? Fav.
   
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2. Portia12314
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   May 16, 2012 2:07am UTC
   Aren't CHICKENS hilarious??
   
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3. Portia12314
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   May 16, 2012 2:03am UTC
   I. hate. pimples.
   Anyone else? Fav.
   
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4. Portia12314
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   May 16, 2012 2:00am UTC
   I. LOVE. One. Direction.
   Anyone else? Fav.
   
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5. Portia12314
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   May 16, 2012 1:54am UTC
   Oh, why does thou pimple make thee look like thee has Mt Everest on chin??
   
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6. Portia12314
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   May 11, 2012 3:51am UTC
   SCREW your flaws
   your PERFECT in my eyes
   
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7. Portia12314
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   May 8, 2012 2:03am UTC
   NEVER EVER EVER
   leave your curtins open while getting changed....I learnt from experience ;)
   
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8. Portia12314
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   May 7, 2012 5:54am UTC
   Last night I was looking at the celing planning my future when i realised I was not planning it but I was trying to control it. Just let what happen happens.
   
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9. Portia12314
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   May 7, 2012 5:51am UTC
   MY HAIR IS THE COLOUR OF poop.
   
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10. Portia12314
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    May 7, 2012 5:06am UTC
    WHO. WHAT. WEAR.
    
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11. Portia12314
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    May 7, 2012 5:03am UTC
    I have a ZILLION pictures of models on my wall. Each day when I get up I look at them and the more a do the less pretty I feel...I should take them down...
    NEVER COMPARE
    
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12. Portia12314
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    May 7, 2012 4:59am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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13. Portia12314
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    May 7, 2012 4:54am UTC
    To understand the future
    you have to go back in time
    
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14. Portia12314
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    May 7, 2012 2:24am UTC
    Don't be who people want you to be
    be what you want to be
    
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15. Portia12314
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    May 4, 2012 4:02am UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you start running down a hill and you can't stop :)
    
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16. Portia12314
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    May 4, 2012 2:26am UTC
    Me behave? Seriously? As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked, Cinderella arrived home after midnight, Pinicchio told lies, Aladdin was a theif, Batman drove over 200 miles and hour, Snow White lived in a house with 7 men, Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos, Pac Man ran around to digital music while eating pills that enhanced his performance and Shaggy and Scooby were mystery solving hippies that always had the munchies!!! XD
    
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17. Portia12314
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    May 3, 2012 5:17am UTC
    "Biffilles are just the sisters that god forgot to give to us"
    now go back and read the colours in this order: 1st 2nd this colour is at the end of both <3
    
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18. Portia12314
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    May 3, 2012 5:10am UTC
    "I want to love and to be loved so that my heart will take over from my head"
    
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19. Portia12314
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    May 3, 2012 5:00am UTC
    To live doesn't mean your alive
    
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20. Portia12314
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    May 3, 2012 3:57am UTC
    Dream as if you'll live forever
    Live as if you'll die tomorrow
    
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