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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 11:12pm UTC

I was on the highway (freeway if you prefer) and I was looking out the car window
when I see this all American car.
It was literally decorated with stars and had red stripes all over it.
The words "Proud to be an American" was spray painted on the side.
But that wasn't the only thing that surprised me.
There was a firework strapped to the top of the car and it went off in the middle of the highway.
If this isn't American I don't know what is.
It was a sight to see!

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Plusle_N_Minun
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July 3, 2013 10:30pm UTC

“A lot of people say we shouldn’t criticize Barbie because she is a toy.
However, if there’s a small chance that it’s negatively affecting young
girls, and if normal Barbie looks awesome, why not create normal Barbie?”
- Nickolay Lamm
Creator of "Real-Life Barbie Doll"
Check out the "Real-Life Barbie Doll" :
http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/150804-nickolay-lamms-barbie-makeover-to-creat-real-life-doll/

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Plusle_N_Minun
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June 26, 2013 1:08pm UTC

Witty Fact
If you fav your own quote more than once.
The number of favs it actually has
Will go down.

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 11:32pm UTC

NORMAL IS FOR THE BORING
BEING DIFFERENT IS WHERE IT'S AT

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 11:25pm UTC

I'm not crazy.
How do you know if someone's crazy?
Maybe they seem normal because I'm crazy too.
What is normal though?
Nobody is normal because everyone is different.
But how come our different is crazy?
I'm crazy then.

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 1:02am UTC

When in doubt and nobody cares.
Favorite your own quote.

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 7:05pm UTC

I want a shirt that has a unicorn on it that says
I may look innocent but I will stab you.

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 10:54pm UTC

It's funny how you start to notice all
the little things he does. Like the way
he eats his food by grabbing it with
his unusually tiny arms and stuffing
it in his mouth. The way he roars when
you look at him. The way he stomps
the floor. When he says, "Rawr?" and
your heart instantly races.

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 9:56pm UTC

Phone starts ringing and it's my dad
Me: Hey dad what's up?
Dad: Are you home yet?
Me:
Me: Dad. You called the home phone.

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 8:59pm UTC

That one special moment and
You see the most amazing sunset
And you think:
Dámn forgot my camera.

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 6:50pm UTC

I'm the type of person who always watched things happen.
I was always in the back of the class who saw things no one else sees.
I could tell who liked each other or not just by listening.
But I was not a bystander.
And you shouldn't be too.
The little things you do impact everyone.
Whether it's just leaving a kind note that'll make someone smile,
Or just picking up someone's pencil even when you're not asked to.
You're not just the kid in the back.
You're worth more than that.
- L.P

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
June 2, 2013 9:45pm UTC

Is this the real life?
Or is this a fantasy?

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 10:52pm UTC

I love the feeling of standing in rain and letting it wash over me.
"It'll make you sick!"
They say.
"I don't care!"
I answer.
"Because the sooner I get better,
I'll get to stand in the rain again!"
I smile and let the rain kiss me.

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 9:19pm UTC

You have two birthdays.
And before you say:
"Wait what? No I don't."
Just think about it.
1. The day you were born on
was the day you entered this crazy and strange world.
Your birthday
And
2. The day you entered wittyprofiles
was the day you found out about crazy and strange people.
Your Witty Birthday :)

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 9:24pm UTC

So I had to go into a kindergarten class to deliver some papers to the teacher
But I could see she was in the middle of a lesson so I waited.
The lesson was about learning about people's nationalities.
And where they came from.
She went around the room asking each student what their nationality is.
Each student replied proudly:
"American!" "Chinese!" "Italian!" "Mexican!" "Japanese!" "Dutch!"
She came around to the last student and asked him what his nationality was.
He seemed confused or uncertain of his answer.
But in a proud voice he said:
"I am Human."

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 11:33pm UTC

---------- NEMO IS A GANGSTER THUG ----------
Me: WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS!
Me: WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS!
Nemo: Coz' I'm a fish yo
Nemo: Word to yo fish homies
Me: ...
Me: *Turns to Dory*
Me: WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS!
Dory: *Swims Away*

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Plusle_N_Minun
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May 10, 2013 5:49pm UTC

Her: I feel so lonely right now.
Me: I'll be lonely too but with you.
Me: So technically you're not lonely.
Her: But you have friends.
Me: Well, right now I want to be lonely with you.
Me: So you won't feel lonely.

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 10:11pm UTC

I got a new tumblr account and it told me
I had to send that verification thingy so I did
But right after I sent it I forgot everything.
So when I opened it up it was all like:
"OMG WHERE WAS YOUR MOM BORN?"
And I'm like:
"I WASNT THERE!"

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 9:35pm UTC

--------------------Stop The Hate/ Stop The Pain--------------------
I was visiting my friend who's in the hospital when I see this little girl in her room all by herself.
I was kinda just standing there wondering why a sweet little girl was in the hospital.
I was about to leave when she saw me and smiled.
I smiled back, but it soon dropped when I saw her face.
It was covered in bruises and cuts.
She turned to me and said:
"My Daddy turned out to be the evil monster living under my bed"
Then she went back to playing with her horses.

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 9:26pm UTC

|
| Some bonds were meant to be broken
|
| Some bonds were never meant to break
----------And others just bend

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