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  1. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 6:08am UTC
    At 10 o clock at night
    An ice cream truck came down our street

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 3:45pm UTC
    I'd just like to say a few things.
    --You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity.
    --What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
    --The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
    --You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
    --When half of the population gets the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them; and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 8:13pm UTC
    My school has a badminton club and barely anyone joined it last year and someone in the club decided to make a Facebook group and he added me and over 100 random people all from different grades. He started posting about how the first meeting was a success and literally all the comments on the post were "what the fck" "i don't know you" "I didn't join this club" "who the fck wants to play badminton" and I still laugh whenever I think about it.

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 9:27pm UTC
    I feel like you can just go onto someone's profile and instantly figure out if they're 12 or not.

  5. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 11:48am UTC
    see a bug outside:
    "hello mr.bug"
    see a bug in your house:
    "DIE BI.TCH DIE!!!"

  6. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 8:31am UTC
    "you ask!"
    "no you ask!"
    " plz just ask?"
    "why can't you do it?"
    "fine...excuse me,can we have some ketchup?"

  7. vanilla_shortcake vanilla_shortcake
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    At McDonalds last night this dude,
    gave me the wrong flavoured mcflurry,
    so i threw it back at him and yelled ,
    "You McF/cked up.
    format credit to: Jade672

  8. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    When i joined witty: whoa, how do you make them awesome fonts
    me now: whoa, how do you make them awesome fonts

  9. zeel7 zeel7
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 10:16am UTC
    Where can you buy a boyfriend?
    eboy.
    Amanzon has more variety, though.

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  13. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 1:16pm UTC
    omg today in English class we were talking about reading books and some girl shouts "BOOKS S/CK" and the quietest girl in my class says
    "yeah almost as much as you do on the weekends"
    even the teacher laughed omg

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 3:38pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    they say that i have
    the best àss below 14th street. is it true?
    you're staring again.

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 7:37pm UTC
    I find it hilarious how the stereotype is that women are more likely to faint at the sight of blood than men. Like, do you know what happens each month?

  16. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 4:37pm UTC
    *backflips aggressively out of your computer*
    hey guess what? it is okay to:
    - like yourself
    - think you're attractive
    - be happy
    - try hard at things
    - be optimistic
    - not want to be around negative people
    - say nice things about yourself
    so don't ever let people make you feel bad for doin' that stuff!!!!
    *kisses you on the forehead*

  17. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 4:24pm UTC
    did I give you permission to unfollow me

  18. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    "you're pretty....
    pretty good at being beautiful"
    this is the story of how i ended up rolling around on my bedroom floor squealing at 2am

  19. omgwhothehellcares omgwhothehellcares
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 3:11am UTC
    Have you ever realised how weird clapping is?
    Like, omg that was amazing, let me slap my hands together to show my appreciation.

  20. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 3:26am UTC
    during a maths test:
    me: my answer = 23
    answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
    me: well 23 is closest to 170, so that must be the answer

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