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  1. Zelo365 Zelo365
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 1:59am UTC
    Hand sanitizer
    is the fastest way to
    find a cut on
    your hand.
    -yj

  2. Soccergurll36 Soccergurll36
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2012 2:06am UTC
    It's hard to say i miss you
    because you were never here with me.
    It's hard to say i love you
    because you were never mine.
    But through everything you were my
    Best friend,
    My life,
    My soulmate.
    Even though we both realized
    we should be
    It's already to late...

  3. jane :-)* jane :-)*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2012 11:32pm UTC
    I know of a place
    where no one gets harmed;
    a magical place
    with magical charms...
    INDOORS, INDOORSSS, INNNNNDOOOOOORSSSS!

    you gotta love spongebob.
    format credit to: Jimmy365


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. candygirl819 candygirl819
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    you're 15, you should be feeling butterflies in your stomach ; not a baby kicking.

  6. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 8:58pm UTC
    Before school every year
    Me: please let there be a hot new student who is single.
    never happens.

  7. littleleftofthemiddle littleleftofthemiddle
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    Future
    daughter: "mom, i love this band--"
    Me: "Do you want concert tickets? Posters? CD? Merchandise? DO YOU WANT TO FANGIRL TOGETHER?!?"


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    Strangers → Friends → Close Friends → Crush → Relationship →
    Heartbroken → Barely Friends → Strangers.

  10. vanessacp3 vanessacp3
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    And who else thinks there
    should be a category on Witty called awkward...

  11. paigiegurl paigiegurl
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 8:15pm UTC
    me at home, no where to go: gorgeous
    me going into public: looks like I crawled in a sewer, got attacked, then woke up in a trash can

  12. alwaysdreambigx alwaysdreambigx
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and
    be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball
    and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof
    under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah”

  13. kanieyziahsowavvy kanieyziahsowavvy
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    If it still hurts,
    you still care. ♥

  14. caseem16 caseem16
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    I don't need to flirt.
    I'll seduce you with my awkwardness.
    nmq

  15. BaileyGirl BaileyGirl
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    Friend: Dad, does my hair look bad?
    Friends dad: No! Its Beautiful ! You should do it lke that all the time!
    Me: Dad, does my hair look bad?
    My Dad: Your hair always looks bad.

  16. RainbowMarshmellows RainbowMarshmellows
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 2:23am UTC
    Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. TheNameIsBarbie TheNameIsBarbie
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 3:04pm UTC
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  19. xTheHungerGamesx xTheHungerGamesx
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    I don't want another pretty face
    I don't want just anyone to hold,
    I don't want my love to go to waste
    I just want you and your Beautiful Soul
    <3
    Format: twilightgirl995

  20. WhisperInTheDark WhisperInTheDark
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 2:05am UTC
    Even Though
    It looks as if I've moved on, there will always be times when I wish the person holding me was y o u.

:)

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