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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 8:55pm UTC

Words go from
"babe" to "b.tch".
"I love you" to "I hate you".
"I need you" to "forget you".
"You're my everything" to "you're noting".

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 10:38am UTC

Behind every successful person,there is a
DEACTIVATED FACEBOOKACCOUNT.

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Magic_Eight_Ball
posted a quote
June 16, 2013 1:55pm UTC

If you've ever...
Got your period while wearing white pants,
let us cry together.
Sneezed while you put on mascara,
let us cry together.
Spent 30 minutes on a math problem and found out you copied it down wrong,
let us cry together.
Thought up on ways to start a conversation with your crush and then have them log out right when you start typing,
let us cry together.
Gotten your period on your birthday,
let us cry together.
Not recieved your acceptance letter to Hogwarts,
let us cry together.
Had someone go through and like all of your sixth grade photos,
let us cry together.
Had to pee while tons of people are talking outside your stall,
let us cry together.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 26, 2013 3:00pm UTC

"I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair"
Intelligent people have messier handwriting because they think fast. When you think and process things faster, you can also write quicker, but it’s going to be sloppy. People with neat writing are usually (no offense) not as smart. So, I embrace my sh.tty writing.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 8:57pm UTC

this guy
at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 2:08pm UTC

it's hard being the ugly friend.
the one who isn't the best at flirting,
the one with the smallest boobs,
the one who is sometimes afraid to go places because they're afraid to be left out.
the one who hasn't had a boyfriend in about 2 years.
the one who hasn't had their proper first kiss.
the self conscious one.
the one who helps out with everyone else's problems, but can never rely on anyone else to help them.
the one who - yeah.. just the ugly friend.

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 6:37pm UTC

*20 Years From Now*
Daughter: Hey, mom, I like this band-
Me: Omg, I'm so sorry.
Daughter: Sorry?
Me: I'll call the teachers.
Daughter: Why are y-
Me: To let them know your grades will be dropping
Daughter: Why will-
Me: I'm afraid it's al down hill from here.
Daughter: What are you talking ab-
Me: You might as well say goodbye to your friends.
Daughter: But I-
Me: Want me to help you with your blog?
Daughter: I don't have a-
Me: You will.
Daughter: But-
Me: Shh. It's already done. There's no turning back.
Follow for a follow. :)

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happiest*
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 1:53pm UTC

it sucks having a beautiful bestfriend.
she's perfect. all the guys love her,
and you're just you.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 2:27pm UTC

Today in class this guy was being really rude and disruptive, so my teacher
told him to act ladylike. Instead of doing his usual disruptice stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out stuff like,
"My boobs hurt!"
"I need a man!"
"If you can't handle me at my worst you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best!"
"I can't drive!"
"Why does nobody love me?"

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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Chris*
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 1:21pm UTC

He doesn't have a model's smile.
He doesn't have a perfect complexion. He doesn't have a laugh that makes me weak at the knees.
He doesn't always think before he speaks. He doesn't always notice me. Sometimes his jokes aren't funny.
He's flawed. ♥ But the amazing thing is I know he's not perfect, but I stuck around anyways.
He'll never be perfect, and neither will I. But maybe we can be just imperfect enough to be perfect for each other.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 6:56pm UTC

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MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU.
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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 7:25pm UTC

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May
THE
FOURTH
be with you
Format by Breeze

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 6:25pm UTC

if anne hathaway doesn't say "anne hatharrived"
every time she walks into a room she's wasting a great opportunity.

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 6:28pm UTC

i have thousands of followers yet
i feel like half of you are either dead and the other half is inactive

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 6:38pm UTC

"can you not" has been my mental response
to literally everything that happens these days

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 5:07pm UTC

I'd like to give a shoutout to all my friends who are transgenders
for having the guts to go outside and show the world who you really are.

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Kelseykitty*
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 12:40pm UTC

Think about it... If there was one big witty school, It would be like hogwarts, full of cats... And Everyone might be slightly popular, we would all wear purple, we would talk in jibberish, and each class would be on a different quote topic, and the word math would be prohibitaed. If somebody said it, we would proceed to wash out their mouth with gun powder and fire... Guys... this is serious... CALL A CONSTRUCTION SITE!!!

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 2:42pm UTC

I want to grow up. Not because I hate my parents or want to get out of
my home, but because I want the freedom to do tiny things like decide what furniture goes in my house, what color the walls are, and if I should go out at night rather than stay in doing work. For once I want to decide what music to play in my own home while I'm cooking or cleaning and how loud it is. I want to experience the world without a barrier and to be able to express who I am through little details.

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