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PepsiAndIKnowIt

Status: RED. IS. OUT.

Member Since: 27 Aug 2012 08:39pm

Last Seen: 12 Dec 2012 09:05pm

Location: P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney

Gender: F

user id: 327756

23 Quotes
190 Favorites
37 Following
16 Followers
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  1. PepsiAndIKnowIt PepsiAndIKnowIt
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 1:12pm UTC
    if anything falls on the floor
    it probably wasn't worth my time anyways.

  2. PepsiAndIKnowIt PepsiAndIKnowIt
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 12:35pm UTC
    I know there are going to be a lot of kids who will pull stupid 'yolo' stunts on December 21st.
    But me? I'm going to try a freakin' churro. I don't want to die like this.

  3. PepsiAndIKnowIt PepsiAndIKnowIt
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    Well you know everythings gonna be a breeze, asdkla doeu fuoqjl fhlsdj. fkeuu asdskl oijdas jdlkfda
    Yes please.

  4. PepsiAndIKnowIt PepsiAndIKnowIt
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    I admit, I'm not handicapped
    But I'm pressing the automatic door opener because I'm lazy.

  5. PepsiAndIKnowIt PepsiAndIKnowIt
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    Me: I lost my phone!
    Friend: Here, let me call it
    Me: It's on silent...

  6. PepsiAndIKnowIt PepsiAndIKnowIt
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    The way Google tries finishing my sentences..
    Like.. who are you? My mom?

  7. PepsiAndIKnowIt PepsiAndIKnowIt
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    Dear Children,
    Just because I'm decorating my house
    for halloween, does not mean I'm giving
    out candy
    Sincerley,
    Keeping my lights off on the 31st.

  8. PepsiAndIKnowIt PepsiAndIKnowIt
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 4:37pm UTC
    I may sound like a tone deaf walrus
    But behind my shower curtain I swear
    I'm a contestant on American Idol.

  9. PepsiAndIKnowIt PepsiAndIKnowIt
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    My radio consists of only 98.7 and 95.5
    and it makes me want to drive off a cliff.

  10. PepsiAndIKnowIt PepsiAndIKnowIt
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    That rebellious feeling
    when you spell Kesha's name without the dollar sign.

  11. PepsiAndIKnowIt PepsiAndIKnowIt
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    Cola
    Diet
    RB
    Other
    I dont know, but I'm pressing them all.

  12. PepsiAndIKnowIt PepsiAndIKnowIt
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2012 10:37pm UTC
    you look
    like bad news...
    I gotta
    have you...

  13. PepsiAndIKnowIt PepsiAndIKnowIt
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 11:26pm UTC
    ///—Breakups
    lead to
    Breakdowns.—xxx
    Hoping one day
    you might
    just come
    back around

  14. PepsiAndIKnowIt PepsiAndIKnowIt
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    WHEN LIFE SEEMS TO MAKE
    [[YOU]]
    (xxx) want to give up
    I HOPE YOU TURN AROUND
    and show life you're
    STRONG ENOUGH TO
    prove it
    wrong.

  15. PepsiAndIKnowIt PepsiAndIKnowIt
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 7:52pm UTC
    I'm disgusted to say
    I grew up in a world where being 'fat' made you ugly.

  16. PepsiAndIKnowIt PepsiAndIKnowIt
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    That moment of pride
    !
    when you find out one of your favorite witty users live in the same city as you.

  17. PepsiAndIKnowIt PepsiAndIKnowIt
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    Oh, he wants to follow me?
    Sure
    Let me just delete... this picture
    and this one
    and this one
    and this one
    and this one
    and this one
    oh, and this one
    There
    Accept.

  18. PepsiAndIKnowIt PepsiAndIKnowIt
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    Ever feel like
    you're not worth it?
    Well stop, because I SWEAR you are

  19. PepsiAndIKnowIt PepsiAndIKnowIt
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    We all have those moments
    Where we sit in class staring at a word problem and wondering how awkward it would be to buy 15 watermellons at a grocery store.

  20. PepsiAndIKnowIt PepsiAndIKnowIt
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    S O M E T I M e s. . .
    I wonder what it's like to be social.
    Then I laugh and turn on my computer.

:)

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