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Pennockian

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Member Since: 17 Apr 2012 05:30pm

Last Seen: 13 Jan 2015 10:40am

user id: 293083

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LOVE 
hangin around my farm
drivin tractors,
listening to country,
GOTYE,
Foster The People

Kimbra,
dancing
,
hangin out with my bestie SwagForLifeBaby,
being an awesome photographer,
speaking swedish with my cousins,
 totally ROCKIN my CELLO

  1. Pennockian Pennockian
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2012 3:33pm UTC
    Woe is me

  2. Pennockian Pennockian
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    That awkward moment when u sit on the toilet, but cant go to the bathroom cuz u think a spider will crawl up ur butt...
    -.-

  3. Pennockian Pennockian
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your mom tries to give u a hug,
    but accidentally stabs u in the eye with her finger...

  4. Pennockian Pennockian
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    *awkward music come on the radio*
    Dad: I could rollerskate to this...
    Me: ...

  5. Pennockian Pennockian
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    Mom: *sings awkward song no one has ever heard before:
    Dad: Are u effing insane?!?!
    Mom: ...yeah...

  6. Pennockian Pennockian
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:34pm UTC
    MY BROTHER ALWAYS TELLS ME MY LAUGH IS STUPID. I GUESS NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT ANYMORE.

  7. Pennockian Pennockian
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 11:43am UTC
    Type your name: Alaina
    Type your name with your eyes closed: Alaina
    Type your name with your elbow: AzLKAUI NBA
    Type your name with your nose: QOKQIQ
    BASH YOUR HEAD INTO THE KEYBOARD: HG
    REPOST THIS BUT DELETE MY ANSWERS

  8. Pennockian Pennockian
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 7:01pm UTC
    Brother: *trips over nerf gun*
    Brother: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
    Me: Dude, its not life or death!
    Brother: Yeah, your right, its JUST DEATH!

  9. Pennockian Pennockian
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    Brother: DAD! Why are you wearing SHORTS?!?
    Dad: 'Cuz my longs were dirty.

  10. Pennockian Pennockian
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2012 10:56pm UTC
    You think i am the worst friend cuz i wont share my secrets. I think ur the worst friend cuz u have no problem sharing my secrets.

  11. Pennockian Pennockian
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 7:38pm UTC
    Write the first thing that comes to mind.
    1 Hello: smile
    2 Love: hearts
    3 Cow: farmer boys
    4 Peace: church
    5 Sky: stars
    6 Mr. Big: uhm...
    7 Horror: counseling
    Answer with only one word.
    1 You are a: Girl
    2 You drink: water
    3 Your first kiss: um... well... yeah... no.
    4 Where are you: Minnesota
    5 You like: farming
    6 Hate is: how my freakish neighbors think of me.
    7 Love is: elating
    8 You dream of: my crush...
    9 You can’t spell: how the heck do you think i could spell it now, huh?
    10 Your favourite color is: White ;P
    Answer either yes or no. No “maybes” allowed.
    1 You like a boy/girl: yeah...
    2 You would kiss someone for $10: um, no???
    3 You’re addicted to facebook: no
    4 You’re addicted to notes: no
    5 Pink looks nice on guys:
    6 You can keep a secret: no
    7 Do you have any siblings: yes
    8 You know what an asterisk is: no
    9 You dye your hair: no
    Write the first thing each colour makes you think of.
    1 Red: danger
    2 Green: peace
    3 Teal:
    4 Maroon:
    5 Silver: ugly car color
    6 Brown: ugly
    7 White: fav color!
    8 Peachy: just *PEACHY*
    9.Yellow: Grody Teeth
    10 Purple: Gay GayGGjjnvggggg

  12. Pennockian Pennockian
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 5:38pm UTC
    HOW MIDDLE SCHOOL KIDS PASS OUT PAPERS
    Ariel- Ew... this is the stinky kids paper! *holds paper by the teeny corner*
    Carl- Gross
    Ariel- I wonder if it smells like him?
    Carl- *takes a big whiff*
    Ariel- ...
    Carl- nope
    Ariel- DUDE YOU JUST GOT NOSE HERPES!

  13. Pennockian Pennockian
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    Y.O.L.T.
    You only live twice

:)

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