Penguino

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Hi, I'm Penguino. Yes, I am a penguin if you haven't noticed. My name is Spanish, in English Penguino means Penguin. I also have feet, which in Spanish is called "el pie". Where I live its really cold so sometimes my pie falls off. Those earmuffs in the picture are specially made to stream hip hop straight to my ear drums. Unfortunately, no one bothered getting me a sweater so i'm have my arms around me to keep warm. If anyone knows how to knit, I'm about three inches high and my waist has at least one and a half inch around. I'm kind of oval shape, so take that into consideration. I would like a red sweater with snowmen on it... Smiling snowmen. I am also a pink-purple-ish colour... That's bout it. Oh, and I have a beak. It's yellow.

If i followed you, its hecause i like your quotes, not because I want a follow back

Here is me, my uncle who's a penguin pirate and my cousin who's a penguin doctor. This is our only family picture we took before our iceberg broke. :( We all have pets, which are called Puffles. Mine is pink.

I'am also a secret agent, but shh, you can't tell anybody. I have a special paint that changes my colour when I'm sneaky.

Penguino
posted a quote
September 11, 2012 8:08pm UTC

What It Feels Like To Be Alone:
1. Like everyone's looking at you
2. Like nobody's looking at you
3. Like you don't care about anything at all
4. Like your ready to cry at every little thing

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Penguino
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September 2, 2012 7:16pm UTC

Patty McDaniels got a Oscar, for playin' Mammy in 'Gone With The Wind'
And she wasn't allowed to go to the premier.

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Penguino
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September 2, 2012 6:02pm UTC

Peace Is A Lie.
There Is Only Passion.
Through Passion I Gain Strength.
Through Strength I Gain Power.
Through Power I Gain Victory.
Through Victory My Chains Are Broken
-Sith Code

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Penguino
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August 21, 2012 7:18pm UTC

Probably the worst thing about being a penguin is after you're in an argument, you'll try to waddle away angrily but still look cute

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August 9, 2012 10:03pm UTC

At the zoo lobby, there's a stuff elephant. Theres also a sign. If says "do not hang on elephant" as it hangs on the elephant...
So I'm going to take the sign and tap it to my shirt. And now I'm the sign and can, thus, hang on the elephant.

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Penguino
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August 9, 2012 9:34pm UTC

Payback #1: Squeezing poison ivy until you get juice. Put in a squirt gun. Shoot people you extremely dislike with it. Get the last laugh.

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Penguino
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August 9, 2012 9:31pm UTC

So there's this chocolate syrup you put on your ice cream. In 20 seconds it freezes into a hard shell. Its pretty amazing.

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Penguino
posted a quote
August 9, 2012 9:15pm UTC

Doing a puzzle.
Finish the border.
Look down and there is still edge pieces left.
AMAZING

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Penguino
posted a quote
August 4, 2012 8:32pm UTC

To the handsomest boy in the world,
From the biggest liar in the world.

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August 4, 2012 6:15pm UTC

Is it data pronounced day-ta or daw-ta?
Is root pronounced route or r-ohh-t or rute?
Is it soda or pop or soda pop?
Is banished pronounced banised or banish-shed?

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Penguino
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July 16, 2012 10:12pm UTC

I seen this show once, "Touched By An Angel" or whatever and I wanted to try and tell you the story cause it was so sweet it made me cry.
This little kid lived with his mother and step-father.
Whenever he did something wrong his stepfather would say
"That'll cost you 7"
And he'll take his belt and whip the child 7 times.
The boy grew up and he hated his step father
For beating him
And he hated his mother
For letting him be beaten
He kills his step father and is on death row
About to be killed
And this lady whose a secret angel talks to the fathers father
Who use to beat the stepfather
Who use to say "that'll cost you 20"
But wait, why would he only give his stepson 7 whippings?
It turns out that his mother
Would take her sons 11 whips,
Which was all the stepfather would let her take.
The son learns this, but its too late
He dies loving his mom

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July 16, 2012 9:36pm UTC

If 7/11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, why do they have locks on the door?

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Penguino
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July 16, 2012 9:33pm UTC

DidYouKnow: Eminem first styled his name as M&M. But not because of the candy, because his initials are M and M. (Marshall Mathers)

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July 16, 2012 9:23pm UTC

Freedom is an illusion. It always comes at a price.

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July 16, 2012 9:01pm UTC

DidYouKnow: Walt Disney was the original voice of Mickey Mouse

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July 16, 2012 8:50pm UTC

DISEASE makes it sound contagious
it ain't
DISORDER makes it sound like it's in your head
It's not
IMPAIRMENT makes it sound like it slows you down
It doesn't
ILLNESS makes it sound like your going to die
But your not dead
SICKNESS makes it sound like It's going to go away
It won't
SYNDROME makes it sound serious
It might be
AILMENT makes it sound fake
You wish
VIRUS is what a computer gets &
CONDITION is a description of a used car

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Penguino
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 6:16pm UTC

*Leans back in chair*
"Mom, come quick. I'm a vanishing deductible!"

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Penguino
posted a quote
July 15, 2012 4:51pm UTC

The moment when
Your on page 25 of the newest quotes
Can't find the quote you just added
So you go back to page 1

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Penguino
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July 15, 2012 4:42pm UTC

When ever I watch hoarders
I always start cleaning my room.

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Penguino
posted a quote
July 14, 2012 9:27pm UTC

"If all you friends jumped off a bridge would you do it?"
So obviously we're suppose to be the leader and not a follower.
So obviously we are suppose to jump off the bridge first

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