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Pegasister18

1. Pegasister18
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2012 10:00pm UTC
   My Friend:​ Yeah, I remember the good ol' days when all I wanted for Christmas was a unicorn...
   Me: Shut up!
   Me:
   Me:
   Me: I know I'm getting one this year.
   
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2. Pegasister18
   posted a quote
   December 19, 2012 5:15pm UTC
   Plot Twist:
   The world ends on Thursday.
   
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3. Pegasister18
   posted a quote
   September 1, 2012 1:20pm UTC
   That amazing feeling,
   when you can't stop smiling.
   Format by: Pegasister18
   
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4. Pegasister18
   posted a quote
   April 30, 2012 7:54pm UTC
   What time is it?
   It's spring time.
   PRECIPITATION!
   Format By: Pegasister18
   My quote, please don't steal.
   
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5. Pegasister18
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2012 1:19pm UTC
   Age is just a number...
   and in your case, a big one.
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   NMQ!!!!
   
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6. Pegasister18
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   April 14, 2012 1:34am UTC
   It's my birthday!
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7. Pegasister18
   posted a quote
   April 7, 2012 10:32pm UTC
   Thank you so much for believing in my weirdness!
   ~Katy Perry
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8. Pegasister18
   posted a quote
   April 7, 2012 4:15pm UTC
   I typed in, "MEOW is" into both of these search engines....
   Google VS. YAHOO!
   MEOW is... the winter of our discontent MEOW is... the time
   Who do you think wins?
   
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9. Pegasister18
   posted a quote
   April 2, 2012 12:06am UTC
   Sorry, but, I don't really care about how One Direction does... anything. It's like people can become obsessed with something too easily. And, I mean, shouldn't you be doing something useful? Like, I don't know, doing your homework?
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10. Pegasister18
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 12:00am UTC
    I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron.
    ~Homer Simpson
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11. Pegasister18
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 2:11am UTC
    ↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑
    Next time you're in an elevator,
    press ALL the buttons.
    ↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑
    
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12. Pegasister18
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 1:29am UTC
    Now you are reading this. Yeah, well, no. Wow, people are so judgemental. Ha, just kidding. I just need something to fill up all of this stinkin' space so that I could confuse you into only reading down there. But, I mean, honestly. It's kinda funny how our eyes just go straight to the colorful bold bright part. Y'know? That's also why I'm not using any caps or anything. Sheesh, this is going to take a while. Well, I hope you've had fun reading this, well, probably not. You should be nodding you're head right now. You are, aren't you. Ha. Fooled you!
    Funny how you look straight at this, right?
    
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13. Pegasister18
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 3:57pm UTC
    SAW
    THE HUNGER GAMES
    AT MIDNIGHT.
    THAT'S RIGHT.
    BE JEALOUS.
    nmf-ish
    
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14. Pegasister18
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 3:19am UTC
    Omegle
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: H-hello?
    Stranger: hey there
    You: Mark?
    You: Is it really you?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    
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15. Pegasister18
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 3:16am UTC
    Omegle
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Meep?
    Stranger: hellow... there?????????//
    You: Me, Meep meep meep meep meep. Meepidy Meep. Meep, mee, me me m.
    Stranger: nice one>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
    You: Meep?
    You: Meep Meep meep meep meep 'meep'
    Stranger: Meep???????????????????>>>>>>>>>>>>
    You: Meep.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    
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16. Pegasister18
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    On Saturday,
    I told my friend she'll get the rest of
    her birthday present on Tuesday...
    Guess who's getting a cookie tomorrow?
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17. Pegasister18
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    Playing tag with a
    little kid,
    so you purposely
    run slowly.
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18. Pegasister18
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 11:05am UTC
    Girls in my Grade: OMG, let's go to the dance and PARTY! Omigosh, I bet it will be soooo lame. The people are all sooooo ugly and, ugh.
    Me: Let's go watch the Spongebob Movie and eat ice cream cuz it's delicious and I don't care about my weight! WOO HOO!!
    
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19. Pegasister18
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    Whoever put the
    'S' in the word 'Lisp'
    was obviously a
    very cruel person
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20. Pegasister18
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    Want to hear my procrastination song?
    You know, the one I mentioned from last week?
    Well uh...
    Let me write it.
    Format By: Pegasister18
    
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