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* Sabaism *
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March 26, 2014 2:39pm UTC

Remember kids:
Anything is a verb if you put -ing at the end

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
March 26, 2014 2:27pm UTC

“To live is the rarest thing in the world.
Most people exist, that is all.” ― Oscar Wilde

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DJ*
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March 27, 2014 1:31am UTC

"Never be afraid to try something new in life, let go of the
old and start with all the new and exciting things in life."
~derekajames

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*blushes*
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 10:05am UTC

My life has becomeblack and white

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dolph*
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March 22, 2014 12:49pm UTC

this shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything

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*blushes*
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 10:34am UTC

And
you were just
like the moon,
so lonely, so
full of imper-
fections, but
just like the
moon, you shined
in times of dark-
ness

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spence*
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 1:08pm UTC

“I dont care about looks”
LIAR YOU’RE A LIAR
YOU ARE LYING

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spence*
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 1:06pm UTC

"you have little boobs!" “wow you look really tired!" “you look sick" “you look mad" “i don’t like your outfit, you looked better in that other shirt" “your hair is really messy!" “wow you sure are eating a ton!" “did you just wake up?" “i liked your hair before you cut it!"
stop
pointing
stuff
like
this
out

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Steve
posted a quote
January 27, 2014 9:25pm UTC

You'll worry less about what people think about you
when you realize how seldom they do.
— David Foster Wallace

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Steve
posted a quote
January 16, 2014 1:44pm UTC

Today is my 10 Year Anniversary on Witty Profiles.

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Steve
posted a quote
February 25, 2014 2:55pm UTC

I'll take a girl with a sharp wit. Wits never sag.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 2:43pm UTC

The worst thing about school is that they plant this idea in your brain.
The idea is that your intelligence is based on report cards, homework, and test results when that only shows how dedicated you are to your f.ucking school

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mars*
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 6:12pm UTC

Y-ou
O-nly
L-ive
O-nline

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EternalTears
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 3:15pm UTC

Teacher: Can someone go to the copy machine and copy this for me?
Everyone: ...
Me: *Raises hand, stands up quickly* I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!
True story.

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GlowingStars
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November 2, 2012 8:58pm UTC

There's a door at my school that has the word "Dumble" written on it.
Like if you get it :)

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CharlAldisx
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 6:14pm UTC

Have you ever wanted to meet
yourself and see yourself from
someone elses point of view?

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Livelovemusic11
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November 2, 2012 7:14pm UTC

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lovecrazy
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November 2, 2012 3:11pm UTC

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giveyourheartabreak
posted a quote
November 2, 2012 9:01pm UTC

Instead of no-shave November
Let's try no-cut November.
Stay strong

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