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  1. Peace_luv_abercrombie Peace_luv_abercrombie
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    March 13, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    So im going to leave this story for a couple months. I need to think about where this story is going and what i want to do with it... I'm so sorry i know i just started it up agian. I will occassionaly post chapters when i feel like it. But in the mean time I will be writing another story on my other profile Hopelesswriter12 ((http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/hopelesswriter12)) Please check it out!!! (:

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    Tell me what you think about chapter nineteen!
    x o x o
    i l o v e m y
    r e a d e r s!

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    March 11, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    The Summer That Changed Everything
    Chapter Ninteen!
    ((Blair’s POV))
    I rolled my eyes and pushed passed him. I was going to Hayden’s. My purse and keys were sitting on the coffee table, I grabbed them then walked to the door. I walked out of the house without saying another word to Skyler and shut the door with a bang.
    Hayden’s house was a mansion compared to mine. She lived on the nice, wealthy part of town. When I arrived at her house I noticed a familiar looking car in the drive way. I quickly parked my car next to hers. I walked up her driveway to her door and opened it. My jaw dropped. There was my best friend and my ex-boyfriend sucking each other’s face. Hayden paused and looked toward my direction, her face in shock. “Oh hey Blair you’re early…” he voice high pitched. Matt didn’t even say anything he just looked away. “You back stabbing b*tch.” Was all I said as I ran out her door.
    I ran out to my car and started driving in no particular direction. I had nowhere to go and no one to talk to. Just then I remembered Keagan. I dug out my cell phone and called him.
    “Hello?”
    “Hey Keagan.” I said through sniffled tears.
    “You sound like you’re crying. What’s wrong?”
    “Can we meet up somewhere?”
    “Yeah no problem. Where are you? I’ll come pick you up.”
    “Thanks so much.” I told him where I was and he got there fifteen minutes later. I hopped into his truck and we drove off. I explained everything that happened that day. I didn’t even notice where we were going until the truck came to a stop in the middle of nowhere. And when I say nowhere I mean nowhere. We were in the middle of a country road and surrounded by farm land and the open sky.
    “Where are we?” I asked.
    “We are at my favorite place in the whole world.” He said with a big smile on his face. He jumped out and grabbed a memory foam bed cover and some blankets then placed them in the bed of the truck.
    “Come back here!” He shouted. I crawled back to the bed of the truck and laid down next to him. He put his hands behind his head and looked up to the sky.
    “It’s such a beautiful night.” He said still looking in to the sky.
    “I used to come out here to escape my troubles, my problems, my dad. I stumbled upon this place when I was 13, right after my mom died. I was furious at my dad, I ran off with his beat up old truck and just started driving; I wanted to get as far away from him as I could. When I returned to my house the next morning my dad was enraged, he took a beer bottle and broke it across my shoulder leaving a deep wound. My dad loves to drink. He starts his day off with a nice cold glass of beer. When he drinks he gets abusive. My mom tried to protect me from my dad’s beatings but it never worked that well. One night my dad got really angry with my mom and he beat her to death. We used to hide out at the little cottage I took you to. So that explains the tampons you found. I use the foundation to cover up my bruises. ” Keagan explained.
    Keagan had so much hurt in his face. I was shocked; I didn’t know what to say. There were tears rolling down my face.
    “I’m sorry; I shouldn’t have told you that. You have your own problems to deal with. I was just so inspired by you sharing everything with me. I wanted to be real with you tonight.” Keagan then took off his shirt uncovering his beat up torso. I looked at his shoulder and found the scar from the beer bottle. I brushed my thumb over it then kissed it.
    “My mom always used to kiss my boo boos.” I said with a caring smile. He looked over at me and said “Mine too. Sometimes she missed a few though.”
    “I bet I wouldn’t miss any.” I then started to gently kiss every bruise I saw. It was a full moon tonight so it highlighted all the bruises and scars well. After I finished I asked “Has your dad ever hit you in the mouth?”
    “I don’t think so...” he replied.
    “Well I’m going to kiss you there anyway. “I said with a smile. I gently placed my lips on his and kissed him. It took a few seconds for him to kiss me back.

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    March 11, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    The Summer That Changed Everything
    Chapter Seventeen! ((Blair’s POV)) I woke up to my phone going off, half asleep I tossed my arm over the bed looking for my phone that was in my shorts pocket. Found it. 10 Missed calls from Mom. 13 Missed calls from Skyler. 6 Texts from Mom. 4 Texts from Skyler. 2 Texts from Hayden. sh*t. I’m screwed.1:24 am Hayden: CALL ME ASAP! Skyler and your mom are freaking out. 2:56 am Hayden: Where are you?! Now you got me worried too. Most of my texts from my mom and Skyler consisted of them yelling at me to come back. Keagan stirred and blinked his eyes open. “Good morning gorgeous, oh and yeah your phone has been going off constantly.” “Good morning! And yeah I figured that out… thanks.” He chuckled. “Your friends must miss you.” “Umm yeah, something like that…” I turned my head to look out the window. “More like worried…” I trailed off looking down at my phone. Just then Keagan’s grin got wiped off his face and he got serious. “Blair, did you not tell them where you went?” he asked. “Nope…” I mumbled while still looking down. “I see… well I better get you back before your parents hate me. Wanna give me some privacy while I get ready?” “Yeah sure.” I said while walking out of the room with my shorts in hand. A few minutes later Keagan came walking out.“You ready?” he asked. “Nope but I’ll go anyway…” We walked out to his truck and we hopped in. As we were driving back to my campsite, every few seconds I would take a glance at Keagan. “What?!” he finally said. “Uhh I didn’t say anything.” “Yeah but you keep looking at me.”I blushed. “Do you have a girlfriend?” I asked. I t caught him off guard. And the question even surprised me to. “Nope” he answered. I smiled. But that still doesn’t explain the foundation and tampons. “So can I ask you another question?” “Sure.” He smirked which basically melted my insides and make butterflies in my tummy. “Then why are there tampons and foundation in your bathroom?” His body went tense and his smirk was gone, he looked away from me. He was silent for a while and there was an awkward silence. “Let’s talk about that a different day.” He finally replied.

  8. Peace_luv_abercrombie Peace_luv_abercrombie
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    March 11, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    The Summer That Changed Everything
    Chapter Sixteen! ((Blair’s POV)) I ran back to my tent and changed in to white short shorts with a dark blue deep V neck shirt with my cute new light blue and lime green bikini under my clothes. I quickly redid my make-up and threw my hair up in a messy bun. Right on time Keagan pulled up to my camp site in his silver truck. I waved at him and jumped in. “Hey” he greeted me. “Hi.” “So why the sudden change in plans?” I looked into his eyes and bit my lip. Should I really tell this guy that I just met, all about my fight? It was kinda personal. But something about him made me trust him. So I told Keagan all the details of our fight. “Oh, and you were going to hang out with him tonight?” he asked after I got done explaining. I nodded my head slowly. “Well we obviously need to get your mind off of things!” he said with a smile. We spent the whole day playing on jet skis in the water until dinner time.“Man I’m starving!” spoke Keagan. “Same.” “Do you want to eat dinner with me?” Keagan offered. I thought about it for a minute, I should really get back to the camp site… oh well I’ll let them worry some more I thought as a smile crept to my face. “Okay that sounds good.” I said at last. I followed Keagan to his truck and jumped in. We pulled up to a cute little cottage tucked away in to the woods that surrounded the lake. Keagan took my hand and pulled me inside. “This is where you live?!” I exclaimed. “Uhm sometimes.” He murmured.“So, you like it?” he asked with a smile on his face.“I love it! It’s so cute!” the cottage wasn’t very big. It only had one bedroom and one bathroom and a mini kitchen without a stove, but had a microwave and a mini fridge. The window had a lacy cover over it, and the table had a nice flowery rug underneath it, witch I thought was a little to feminine for a guy’s cottage. I had to go pee, so I walked in to the restroom. After I got done I snooped through his cabinet trying to find some ibuprofen for my head ache. I shuffled boxes around; I stopped when I found a pink box that looked like a tampon box sitting next to some foundation that was Keagan’s skin tone. What the hell? I put it down and quickly came out of the restroom. i put on one of those nothing’s wrong smiles and looked around for Keagan, but he wasn’t in here. I stepped outside and saw him building a fire. “I thought we were going to eat dinner?” I asked. “Oh, we are silly, I thought it would be fun to roast hotdogs!” he said with a giant smile on his face which made me laugh. “Haha you’re right that would be pretty awesome.” He went inside to get the hotdogs and buns then we sat by the fire and roasted hotdogs. By the time we got done eating it was dark. “You know it’s perfect weather for roasting marshmallows.” Keagan said. “I haven’t done that in years! Go get the marshmallows! Haha.” Keagan came back out with a huge bag.“Do you think this will be enough?” he asked. “Umm definitely!” He grabbed two sticks and put a marshmallow on each of them and handed one to me. “Thanks” I said smiling. He sat down next to me and stuck his in the fire and I did the same. “Oh stuff!” I said 2 seconds later as I noticed mine was on fire. I pulled it out quickly. “AHH what do I do?!” I screamed. Keagan pulled the stick toward him and blew the fire out. “That.” He said with a smile after he got done blowing the fire out. “Now it’s burnt.” I whined. “Here give it to me, I like burnt ones.” He said. I watched as he slowly pulled the marshmallow off the stick and slipped it into his mouth. Marshmallow goo covered his fingers. He looked at his fingers then took his pointer finger and wiped it on the tip of my nose. “Hey what was that for?” I asked. “So I could do this.” he said while leaning forward and kissing my nose. “Aw my magic kiss didn’t work, the marshmallow is still there.” He joked. I giggled. He took a napkin and wiped the marshmallow off my nose and his fingers. I stared in to his magical green eyes and kissed him. He was startled at first but then wrapped his arms around my waist and kissed back. I draped my arms around his neck and slid my hands through his hair. We broke apart and leaned our foreheads together, staring into each other’s eyes.“Hey, can I uh crash here tonight?” I asked. “Yeah sure” He picked me up and I wrapped my legs around his torso he made a little groan. “Am I too heavy for you?!” I asked quickly. “Oh, no I’m just... Sore from working out.” He carried me to his bed room and laid me on his bed. He grabbed some clothes and went to the restroom to changed. I took this as an opportunity to change to. I took off my shorts but left on my shirt and swimsuit since I forgot a bra and a thong. Ten minutes later Keagan came walking back into the bedroom with some plaid pants on and no shirt exposing his perfectly sculpted abs. He walked over to the bed and pulled back the worn quilt, he laid down on the bed. He looked up at me. “Are you ever going to quit gawking and lay down?” He joked. I blushed and lay on the bed in his arms. I leaned my head on his forearm and laid my hand on his chest. I heard him do a sharp intake of breath like I hurt him. What was wrong…? He took his other arm and slid his fingers through my hair combing it out of my face, then kissed my forehead. That night I fell asleep with a smile on my face.

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    The Summer That Changed Everything
    Chapter Thirteen!
    ((Blair's POV))
    The next morning I woke up to my phone going off. A shot of pain went through my head, it was throbbing. What the heck happened last night? I moved my hands around trying to grab my phone. Just then I grabbed something under the blanket but it wasn’t my phone. My eyes shot open. It was Skyler’s junk… a smile came to his face and his eyes slowly opened.
    “Oh hey, beautiful I didn’t know you wanted to do that again this morning.” He chuckled. What was he talking about…? I felt around for my phone and finally found it. One missed call and three new messages. Jeez it’s only nine in the morning…
    1 Missed call from Keagan
    2 Texts from Keagan
    1 Text from Hayden
    Who the hell is Keagan?
    Saturday 3:23 am Hayden: Hey you up?! I got big news!!! (:
    Saturday 1:00 am Keagan: r youualrite? I saaw you cryen.
    Saturday 1:35 am Keagan: enyway whe shuld hang sum time.
    I looked at Skyler he was still half asleep. I pulled the blankets off of me, I was getting hot. I looked down and I was naked… and had writing on my belly. I read it upside down it said, will you go out with me? Then below it had two boxes one with a yes by it and another with a no. A pen was taped right under it. I took the pen and checked the yes box. I was still sleepy so I dozed off for a bit.

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    March 11, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    The Summer That Changed Everything
    Chapter Eleven!
    ((Skyler’s POV))
    All of a sudden my mind went blank when I saw how mad she was. Why did I do this? But then I stammered out
    “W-what you were doing was disgusting. Why would you do that in public?”
    “I can do what I want! You’re not in charge of me. ” she shouted at me.
    “Oh really? You wanna know what your mom said to me before we left?”
    “She didn’t say anything to you.” She hissed at me through her teeth.
    “She told me to watch you, to keep you out of trouble. Like a little kid.” I said the last part smiling.
    “You’re such a dick.” She said while pushing past me.
    “And you’ve turned in to a moody psychopathic woman these past days.” I said to her back. She turned around and I saw the hurt look in her eyes. She started to walk away. Just that look melted the bitterness in my heart.
    “Oh stuff.” I said under my breath.
    “Blair wait!” I yelled. But she kept walking. I ran after her. When I caught up with her she had tears in her eyes.

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    March 11, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    The Summer That Changed Everything
    Chapter Ten! ((Skyler’s POV)) We arrive at the party on time. I thought we would be late because Blair took so long to get ready. Blair automatically finds a hot guy, its like they’re drawn to her. but why wouldn’t they be? She has a great body, beautiful face, and an awesome personality. I realize I’m staring and go find someone to talk to. just then this blonde chick comes up to me. She has a nice rack and gorgeous smile.“Hey I’m Josie.” She says with a giant smile.“Oh hey, I’m Skyler.” I spoke.“I love your name! its so unique!” she squealed.“haha thanks.”“Yeah it was my ex’s name.”Knowing this conversation was going nowhere I said “So.. Do you wanna go get a drink?”“Sure I’d love to!” she said while leaning into me and grabbing my arm. Man this girl is into me… We got our drinks and continued to talk. She was pretty gorgeous but she was rambling on about some charity she was helping so she could put it on her college application. Ha like she was going to college. I had to shut her up. So I kissed her. We stood there for a few minutes making out. It was getting dark and I suddenly wondered where Blair was. Just then I spotted her on a park bench straddling some guy she just met. They were making out intensely and his hand started to go up her dress. It grosses me out to see people do that in public. i marched right over to them. They were to focused on each other to hear me clear my thought. I don’t know what made me do this but I placed my hands around her waist and pulled her off of him.“What the f●●k?!” she screamed. She smelt like alcohol.

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    March 11, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    The Summer That Changed Everything
    Chapter Nine! When we arrived back at the campsite it was four thirty, ugh thirty minutes late. I grabbed up what I needed for a shower and ran to the shower house. Once I got there I was greeted by a horrible smell and spider webs in the corners. The place was disgusting. I was almost scared to shower here, but I sucked it up and chose the cleanest shower I could find. One hour later I was walking out of that place with my hair straightened and smelling like warm vanilla. When I got to my tent I threw on my beautiful new sundress. It was a white strapless with ruffles and a dark blue ribbon tied around to insinuate my curves. Looking in my mirror I added some golden green eye shadow to make my hazel eyes stand out. Then I added layers of mascara with some eye liner. I held my mirror up high above my head so I could see my whole outfit. I looked pretty gorgeous. Guys will definitely be hitting on me tonight I thought as a smile crept to my face. I slid on my dark leather flip-flops with a dark blue flower on the straps of them. As I walked out of the tent Skyler whistled at me and said“Wow you look gorgeous.”“Thanks, you clean up pretty nice too.” I said while looking him up and down. He was wearing a blue button down shirt with kakis.“Bye, mom.” I yelled while walking down the path.“Bye, sweetie have a nice time.”“So where is this party?” I asked Skyler.“On the other side of the lake.” He answered. We walked in silence until he grabbed my hand, our fingers intertwined. I looked up at him and gave him a smile.“Your eyes look gorgeous.” He spoke softly.“Thanks.” I said while blushing. I hear music and I can tell were getting closer. We round the corner and there it is, the party. Everyone is dancing, drinking and hooking up. Just then I spot him, one of the hottest guys I have ever seen. He has blonde shaggy hair and piercing green eyes. He’s wearing a long sleeved white button down shirt with kakis. Our eyes lock and he walks over to me. “Hey, I’m Keagan.” He said. After an hour of talking to Keagan I have found out that he is one year older than me, he lives in the same town as me, and a million other things that you will find out later. Oh and did I mention we had some alcohol? Well we did… so now here I am straddling Keagan while he’s sitting on a park bench. We’re having and intense make out session. I feel his hand slowly go up my thigh and under my dress then he lingers at my thong. Suddenly two hands grab my waist, and I know they aren’t Keagan’s.

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    The Summer That Changed Everything
    Chapter Eight!
    I awoke next morning to the smell of cheeseburgers grilling. Last night seemed like a dream, I couldn’t believe it happened. That Skyler told me he loved me. The smell of cheeseburgers was getting to me, I climbed out of my tent and walked over to the picnic table and sat down. Suddenly Skyler was right behind me, placing a big juicy cheeseburger right in front of me. He then kissed me on the cheek quickly so my mom wouldn’t see. Too slow though, she saw. She gave me a funny look.
    “Blair, what was that about honey?” she said. I wiped the stupid grin off my face so my mom wouldn’t suspect anything. There really wasn’t anything to suspect right? I mean like we aren’t dating.
    “Nothing.” I said calmly, like the love of my life didn’t just kiss me. She didn’t fully believe my answer, but she dropped the subject. I looked up at Skyler.
    “Thanks so much!” I said cheerfully.
    “Well it’s the least I can do after I burnt the ones last night.” He spoke with kindness in his voice. I smiled back at him and took a bite of my cheese burger. It was delicious. After I finished my cheeseburger my mom suggested we should take the boat out. I told her we had to be back at four because I needed to get ready for the party that started at six. So we spent the day out on the water.

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    The Summer That Changed Everything
    Chapter Seven! I awoke to Skyler snoring in my ear. I felt around for my phone. Ah ha! Found it. I checked the time. One thirty-two in the morning my phone read. Wide awake I got up out of Skyler’s tent and sat by the fire with my blanket wrapped around me. It was so peaceful here at night. I looked up at the sky and tried to count the stars. After fifteen minutes I lost track at one hundred and sixty eight. Seeing the twinkle of the moon reflecting in the lake made me want to jump in and swim. But instead of jumping in i went to sit on the dock, dipping my toes in the lake. Something rustled in the grass. I turned my head the direction from where it came from. Out of the corner of my eye I saw Skyler, a smile automatically came to my face wiping off the worry.“Hey. What are you doing here?” I asked.“I came to find you, I woke up and you weren’t there.” He said with worry in his voice.“Oh. I came out here to think. Sorry I worried you.”“It’s fine.” He said while sitting down behind me. He placed his legs around mine and dangled them in the lake, then wrapped his arms around mine and held my hands. I fit perfectly in him. Like a baseball being cradled in a glove.“So, there’s going to be a party tomorrow night. We should go.” Skyler spoke.“Yeah! That would be fun.” I said excitedly. Good thing I brought my cute sundress.

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    The Summer That Changed Everything
    Chapter Six! He looked down at me with those piercing blue eyes. “Don’t over analyze stuff Blair, because I know that’s what you’re going to do.” He spoke roughly.He saw the hurt in my eyes and his face softened. “If you don’t want me to analyze it then tell me why you have it. Why was it just thrown in to your wallet like a last minute thought?” I hissed. Just then he looked vulnerable, like I had broken down his armor. I could see him debating on whether to tell me the real reason. “The truth?” he asked. “Well yeah. The truth would be nice.” I replied. Just then he slowly lowered his head and stopped when our lips were just about to touch. My heart was beating a mile a minute and I was pretty sure he could hear it. He wrapped his hands around my bare waist. His touch alone gave me the shivers. Then he kissed me like he had been longing for me. It was deep and passionate, like needed me. What felt like hours was only minutes. When we finally broke apart he whispered I love you. I smiled and blushed like a little kid.

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    The Summer That Changed Everything
    Chapter Five! “Hmm and what is that?” he spoke. I stared in to his deep blue eyes as he was waiting for me to tell him, but I couldn’t. This would ruin our friendship. I don’t know what made me think I should tell him. Maybe because he was being so nice to me. Maybe because it was almost night and I was just being emotional. Maybe I actually thought I had a chance with him. But why risk it when we already have a good friendship?”Oh uh nothing.” I said. I made the right choice I thought to myself.“Are you sure? It sounded kinda important.” He said questionably.“Yeah it was nothing. I forgot it anyway.” I said knowing I’d never forget what I was about to say to him.“Come on Blair. Tell me” he said with a big grin on his face.“No. No I had a total brain fart and forgot it.” I said. Just then he started tickling me around the waist making me laugh. I knew what he was trying to do. He was trying to make me tell him.“Tell me Blair or else I won’t stop tickling you.” He spoke with a huge grin while still tickling me.“Nope.” I said laughing. Just then I felt something wet on my face. A huge drop of water had landed on my cheek. I looked up and it continued to fall. Skyler stopped tickling me and stared up at the rainclouds forming.“We better go.” He said calmly. Witch I thought was really weird. Who says that calmly?! "Jump on my back. I’ll give you a piggy back ride.” He said with a grin. I obeyed and climbed on his back then wrapped my arms around his neck. He looped his arms under my legs then started running towards the campsite. Once we got there we were soaked.“Skyler crawl us into your tent.” I said. The reason I said his tent was because I didn’t want to get mine all wet and muddy. So there we were, sitting across from each other wet, cold, and shivering. I really wanted to get out of my wet clothes.“Hey Skyler hand me that blanket.” I demanded.“Why?” he asked.“Because I’m cold and I want to get out of my wet clothes.” I replied. He threw me the blanket with no further questions.As I turned around I said “No peaking.” I took off my tank top and shorts but left on my bra and thong. I took the blanket and wrapped it around me. As I turned around I noticed he had on only his boxers. He must have been uncomfortable in his wet clothes to. I went to sit on his lap and snuggled up close to him. I saw his wallet on the ground and something was sticking out of it. I picked it up and opened it and a condom fell out. My jaw dropped.“Why do you have this?” I asked.

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