Dear mom & dad,
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived with 7 men. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.
SO, you can't blame me, I was taught to be a rebel at a young age.
Love,
ME