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  1. TheMagnificentWolf TheMagnificentWolf
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 2:30pm UTC
    Me: Hey mum, what’s for dinner today?
    Mum:
    Me: Mum?
    Mum: Oh my God, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
    Do you seriously have to keep on annoying me every day, asking those stupid questions all the time?
    Do you really have nothing better to do?
    Are you doing this on purpose or are you just an idiot?


  2. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 12:10am UTC
    i want to write a poem that personifies
    the sky until it is no longer inanimate and
    i want to write a single sentence that
    sticks in the mind like tree sap and
    i want to write a song that can make
    everywhere from the ears to the knees smile.
    but mostly i want to write a note
    that can make you fall back in love with me.
    r.m.


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    Wake up with determination.
    Go to bed with satisfaction.

  6. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after.” and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place

  7. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 4:44pm UTC
    im not boyish enough to be a boy and im not pretty enough to be a girl im just some sort of weird creature in the middle like a snail

  8. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 10:14am UTC
    Witty is kinda dead.
    So here's what we should do.
    1. INVITE YOUR FRIENDS
    It's the best way to get more active users. You don't have to tell them your account, but just show them the website! As many people as possible; if you think they'll be interested, get them to join. People wonder why the 'old witty' used to be so active. It's because a lot of users would constantly be inviting new people to join, and recycling the community. It works, so do it!
    2. WRITE MORE QUOTES
    Traffic is so sloooooow for two reason; there aren't a lot of uers, and therefore there aren't a lot of quotes. So write more quotes! Make the 'New' page active again. I'm not saying you should make a quote of every mundane thought that goes through your mind (not that there's anything wrong with that) but seriously, how can you complain about inactivity if you only write two quotes a week? Look at all your absolute favourite usres, or the ones with the most followers; more often than not, they'll be active themselves, and write a lot of quotes. That's the whole point of Witty.
    3. FAVE MORE QUOTES
    I've noticed this year that some of you are pretty stringent with your faves. Which is cool. But just remember that the more quotes you fave, the more quotes get faves, and if everyone does that, theoretically, every quote gets more faves on average. This is how to go from gettign 100 faves on a top quote back to getting 1000.
    4. FOLLOW MORE USERS
    Yeah, I get it, it looks 'messy' to follow a ton of people or whatever. But the fact is that it's gonna get more people to see more different users and their quotes. And you also get to see more cool quotes on your own homepage. And if everyone follows more people, then again, theoretically, everyone gets - on average - more followers, more people seeing their quotes, more traffic, blahblahblah.
    5. ADVERTISE WITTY
    Put up posters! If you care enough or are bored enough, take screencaps and post them on facebook/twitter/tumblr/instagram/whatever else you waste your time on. Tell the friends that you invite to invite THEIR friends.
    EXTRA ADVICE:
    - use this website how you wish everyone would. If you don't like a ton of boring layouts, make or use exciting one (you can literally use ANYONE'S layout as long as you keep credit; it's not that hard!). If you don't like your quotes only getting five faves, then fave more quotes. If you don't like quotes about cutting, for example, then don't write them, don't fave them, just ignore them!
    - go to 'new' quotes before 'top quotes'. Regularly check up on the 'people you follow'.
    -Talk to users you like! It's fun! You're never gonna make friends on here unless you comment users you'd like to talk to. It also gets more traffic in your page, btw. ;)
    -For God's sake, stop complaining to Steve about every little thing. He's not your mother. If you have a problem, PLEASE try to solve it yourself before running to the site creator for help.
    -I'm biased on this one. But please, ffs, use nice formats. And iclude credit, oh my god.
    -I love love love going through all the quotes of users I like. If you're bored or you feel there aren't any good quotes here anymore, go to your followers list, and read all of the quotes by someone. I tend to do this a lot for users who have already left.
    -Browse through 'following' lists. It's a great way to find new amazing users.
    -WRITING ORIGINAL QUOTES IS NOT HARD. And pretty much everyone prefers it. So give it a try. :L
    Okay, that's all I can think off the top of my head right now. Suggestions? Advice? Rants about the old witty and how much you miss it? The comment box is your friend. :') I may make more quotes like this. (Should I?) &&& what else lalalalaaaa, yeah,
    ACTUALLY DO THE STUFF ON THIS LIST PLS.
    P.S. Don't mind the tags. I need people to see this. xD

  9. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    If you gave me $1000 to spend,
    I would still click lowest to highest price

  10. Pitaya* Pitaya*
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    Me: [accidently cares more about bands than education]

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    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 7:27am UTC
    don’t talk to me about struggle until your headphones
    only work if you hold them in a certain position

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    In short, screw everyone's attitudes about how "Grades don't matter," and
    "I'm offended because someone is breathing," and "It's cool to be apathetic and hate everything," because the world doesn't fúcking cater to you guys, you pretentious ássholes who expect everything in life to be sugar coated for you. You're going to have to grow up sometime.


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  14. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 11:56am UTC

    The stupid neither forgive nor forget;
    the naive forgive and forget;
    the wise forgive but do not forget.
    — Thomas Stephen Szasz

  15. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    that doge trend has ruined my ability to speak and now i'm worried because god forbid i'm stabbed or something and i call 911 and i'm coughing up blood and 911 finally answers and all i can gasp out is
    "much knife"
    "such stab"
    "wow"

  16. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 5:42pm UTC
    Shine bright like the knife
    im gonna stab u with

  17. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 2:24pm UTC

    "Ever fallen in love? Trusted someone with your raw naked heart and hoped they wouldn’t tear it to pieces?
    THAT is vulnerability. And it’s a beautiful thing.
    We might have been taught that it was weak to be vulnerable, but the reality is– only the strongest are capable of bravely sharing their truth, knowing there’s always the risk of getting hurt.
    Anais Nin had it right, “And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.”
    Being vulnerable is hard as hell, but its what we all desperately want and need. Why? because its the Truth with a capital T. It is real, and it is what connects us to humanity.
    Just like falling in love, Creating our best work requires the sacrifice of our ego. By divulging the things we most want to protect, that's how we break through the bullshit and make something meaningful, powerful, and real."
    — J. VICTORE

  18. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 12:39pm UTC

    When I despair, I remember
    that all through history,
    the way of truth and love have always
    won. There have been tyrants and
    murderers, and for a time, they
    can seem invincible, but in the end,
    they always fall. Think of it - always.
    — Mahatma Gandhi

  19. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 1:29pm UTC
    the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it

  20. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 11:14pm UTC
    It's not a walk in the park To love
    each other

:)

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