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Pain_Is_Real

  1. deepdowninside deepdowninside
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 5:08pm UTC
    I don't know if I'm depressed or just growing up.

  2. MiaOhMia MiaOhMia
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    One day Love and Friendship met.
    Love asked, "Why do you exist when I already exist?"

    Friendship smiled and said, "To put a smile where you leave tears."

  3. conversel0ver conversel0ver
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 2:24am UTC
    That moment when your friend swears in front of your parents.

  4. NutellaGurl NutellaGurl
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 10:40pm UTC
    Can I Ask You Something?
    when does donald duck wake up?
    *friend randomly joins in*
    friend: At the Quack of Dawn.
    ba bum tsssss!

  5. BratJanoskianatorDirectioner BratJanoskianatorDirectioner
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    lol remember when
    Everybody was obsessed with saying like a boss?
    Eating oreaos,
    like a boss.
    Watching TV,
    Like a boss.
    Sitting on Witty and having no social life while fangirling over 5 homosexuals,
    like a boss.

  6. akp1015 akp1015
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 10:43pm UTC
    ordering pizza online=
    God's gift to all socially awkward yet hungry girls.
    AKA, wittians...
    i'm surprised there's not just a link to pizzahut.com straight from witty.

  7. MiaOhMia MiaOhMia
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 8:01pm UTC
    “No matter how your heart is grieving, if you keep on believing, the dreams that you wish will come true.”
    - Cinderella
    “I will find you my darling. And the moment that I do, I'll hold you close.”
    - The Little Mermaid
    “No matter what happens, I'll always be with you. Forever.”
    - Pocahontas
    “One look at your smile and I could see the light shining everywhere.”
    - Aladdin
    "The past can hurt. But the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it."
    - The Lion King
    “Open your eyes, your heart can tell you no lies.”
    - Mulan
    “If you must love someone, may I suggest you love yourself!
    - Beauty and the Beast
    "It's because I like you, I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion".
    -Finding Nemo
    “I used to believe in forever . . . but forever was too good to be true.”
    - Winnie the Pooh

  8. MiaOhMia MiaOhMia
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    Okay, it's time to be a potato.

  9. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    "One of our main life
    problems is
    fitting on a sofa together"
    - Liam Payne
    format credit to OneDirection

  10. princessdie princessdie
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 9:40pm UTC
    Sheldon: Why are you crying?
    Penny: Because I'm stupid!
    Sheldon: Thats no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid and that makes me sad.

  11. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    "You're nice to the weird kid once and BOOM stalked for life."
    I am that weird kid.

  12. LolSoTrueQuotes LolSoTrueQuotes
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    Lol So True: #211
    The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm at 6 AM is the fact that it's my cellphone.
    lolsotrue.com

  13. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
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    September 29, 2012 5:28pm UTC
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  14. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
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    September 29, 2012 6:02pm UTC
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  15. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    *In the car listening to my One Direction CD*
    Mom: We always listen to them! Can't we listen to the radio this time!?
    Me: No, mom! I love them!
    Mom: Yes! Turn on the radio.
    Me: No.
    Mom: What!? Yes!
    Me: No!
    Mom: YES!
    Me: NO!
    Mom: *Ejects CD and turns on radio*
    *Live While We're Young is on*
    Mom: .....Damn.
    Me: *smiles evily*
    Me: TONIGHT LET'S GET SOME AND LIVE WHILE WE'RE YOUNG!!!!

  16. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
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    October 13, 2012 2:41pm UTC
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  17. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 2:50pm UTC
    Adventurous Adventures of One Direction
    Harry: Are you saying I'm not human?
    Louis: I don't know. Why don't you ask your four nipples what they think.
    Maybe those will give you a clue!
    follow for a follow.

  18. thatgirlemmak thatgirlemmak
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 6:25pm UTC
    If you sing "Little Things" to her . . .
    You're getting laid.
    -Tumblr

  19. MissTomlinson MissTomlinson
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    I like my men like I like my tea.
    Hot and British.
    With a hint of Irish cream.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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