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yourcool
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October 23, 2013 4:46am UTC

i don't go on skype anymore.
chat with me by screaming as loud as you can into the night sky. i will be listening.

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happiest*
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July 19, 2013 2:35pm UTC

Why are girls like : "Oh it's December, i need a boyfriend to keep me warm"
no you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people

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happiest*
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July 19, 2013 2:48pm UTC

i love how when you're really good friends with somebody, your flaws don't matter. but as soon as you're not friends, they constantly pick at your flaws and use them against you. "lexi's insane, and not in a good way." words hurt.

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happiest*
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July 19, 2013 2:52pm UTC

Don't be mad because I don't care anymore.
Be mad because I once did and you were too blind to see.

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 3:06pm UTC

i don't care
if you don't like me.
join the club, there's t-shirts!

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happiest*
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July 19, 2013 3:08pm UTC

just because they asked,
doesn't mean they care.

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yeabuddy
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July 19, 2013 3:41pm UTC

Lame pick up lines #14
This time next year lets be laughing togeather

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yeabuddy
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 3:44pm UTC

Lame pick up lines #15
Are you a beaver? Cuz dam!

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 2:35pm UTC

*house phone rings*
Me: no

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 2:38pm UTC

Because having cute underwear makes you feel
a whole lot better about yourself

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 3:28pm UTC

I wish my legs shaved themselves

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happiest*
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 3:30pm UTC

maybe i'll meet a cute guy,
that will think i'm beautiful,
treat me right, be my bestfriend,
& become my boyfriend.
....loljk, i crack myself up.

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brigid*
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July 18, 2013 3:56pm UTC

me: i love you more
little girl: i love you more
me: i love you to pluto and back
little girl: i love you to mickey and back

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 6:12pm UTC

the only aisle I will be walking down is
the alcohol section of my local grocery store

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 6:15pm UTC

the downside of being a virgin is that
you can literally be used as a blood sacrifice at any given moment.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 6:20pm UTC

Eveyrthing I've never done, I want to do with you.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 6:22pm UTC

the only dates I get are updates

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 6:27pm UTC

apparently people who use swear words
have been proven to be more honest and trustworthy so I guess i'm one of the most honest/trustworthy people ever

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 6:29pm UTC

I think feminism should be called something different.
like maybe common sense or something

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 6:32pm UTC

i'm in no position to have high standards
but that fact doesn't stop me at all

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