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  1. xxxxxxxxxxxx* xxxxxxxxxxxx*
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 4:16am UTC
    alex gaskarth, jack barakat, zack merrick & rian dawson
    ♥♥ ♥ ♥

  2. xxxxxxxxxxxx* xxxxxxxxxxxx*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 12:35am UTC
    The Awkward Moment
    when you are left alone with someone you were just introduced to.

  3. livefreely livefreely
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    Everyone tries to tell me that I'm to young to be having a kid but the way I see it is, I graduated and I'm now CNA ceritfied and working as a CNA, I'm still with the daddy and I'm very mature, so it's not as bad as being a freshman in highschool and pregnant, I will be able to support my family. I'm gonna be a great mother to my baby girl and a great wife to the father some day no matter what anyone says. Yes I still wish I had waited but my baby girl is changing me for the better and I love her and her daddy. ♥

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 9:25am UTC
    "What's one thing that can always put a smile on your face?"
    Zayn: when I talk to my little sister, when I hear her voice

    format credit to OneDirection

  5. iheartpenguins1 iheartpenguins1 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    Don't take this the wrong way,
    But I kind of Hate yOu, like a lot.

  6. Hahalmao Hahalmao
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    Asking your best friend what you should text back.

  7. usagainsttheworld usagainsttheworld
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    Britain: Excuse me
    Mexico: Perdon
    Italy: Permesso
    France: Pardon
    Canada: Sorry
    USA: Get the f*ck out of my way!

  8. JustJaneDoe JustJaneDoe
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    Tonight we went to a movie. He kissed me. After it was over, we started to slow dance. My mom came and got me, and he opened the car door. It was like the perfect date. <3

  9. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 8:41pm UTC

  10. Boink_Tastic Boink_Tastic
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    Tell me what your worst fears are. I bet they look a lot like mine. Tell me what you think about when you can't fall asleep at night.

  11. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 11:33am UTC
    band member to fans: what song should i cover
    me: cover me
    me: with your naked body
    me: what
    me: who said that

  12. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    after all you've done, why do I still like you?
    format: alnicholas

  13. Roxeyd Roxeyd
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    That one boy,
    Who brings a smile to your face
    When you simply
    Think about him.

  14. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    If I turn up the music loud enough,
    I can pretend I can't hear my world falling apart.

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    The world ending in 2012?
    I think we're all forgetting Phil of the Future was from 2121.

  16. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    your seatbelt on slowly
    when you see a cop.

  17. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    The more you care,
    The more it hurts.

  18. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    When I first heard of the Hunger Games,
    I thought it had to do with food.

  19. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 11:51pm UTC


  20. Annaa Annaa
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    all witty formats have been taken off now we have no choice but to fave the quotes by whats in them,personally i think this is brilliant


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