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1. xxxxxxxxxxxx*
   posted a quote
   June 29, 2012 4:16am UTC
   alex gaskarth, jack barakat, zack merrick & rian dawson
   ♥♥ ♥ ♥
   
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2. xxxxxxxxxxxx*
   posted a quote
   July 7, 2012 12:35am UTC
   The Awkward Moment
   when you are left alone with someone you were just introduced to.
   
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3. livefreely
   posted a quote
   July 7, 2012 9:03pm UTC
   Everyone tries to tell me that I'm to young to be having a kid but the way I see it is, I graduated and I'm now CNA ceritfied and working as a CNA, I'm still with the daddy and I'm very mature, so it's not as bad as being a freshman in highschool and pregnant, I will be able to support my family. I'm gonna be a great mother to my baby girl and a great wife to the father some day no matter what anyone says. Yes I still wish I had waited but my baby girl is changing me for the better and I love her and her daddy. ♥
   
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4. 伤*
   posted a quote
   July 7, 2012 9:25am UTC
   "What's one thing that can always put a smile on your face?"
   Zayn: when I talk to my little sister, when I hear her voice
   ☁
   format credit to OneDirection
   
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5. iheartpenguins1
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2012 9:26pm UTC
   Don't take this the wrong way,
   But I kind of Hate yOu, like a lot.
   
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6. Hahalmao
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2012 9:16pm UTC
   Asking your best friend what you should text back.
   
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7. usagainsttheworld
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2012 8:46pm UTC
   Britain: Excuse me
   Mexico: Perdon
   Italy: Permesso
   France: Pardon
   Canada: Sorry
   USA: Get the f*ck out of my way!
   
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8. JustJaneDoe
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2012 8:37pm UTC
   Tonight we went to a movie. He kissed me. After it was over, we started to slow dance. My mom came and got me, and he opened the car door. It was like the perfect date. <3
   
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9. Kalliefornia
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2012 8:41pm UTC
   I DON'T DRINK LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE
   I DO IT TO FORGET THINGS ABOUT MYSELF
   
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10. Boink_Tastic
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 10:14pm UTC
    Tell me what your worst fears are. I bet they look a lot like mine. Tell me what you think about when you can't fall asleep at night.
    
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11. pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 11:33am UTC
    band member to fans: what song should i cover
    me: cover me
    me: with your naked body
    me: what
    me: who said that
    
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12. AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    .
    after all you've done, why do I still like you?
    .
    format: alnicholas
    
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13. Roxeyd
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    That one boy,
    Who brings a smile to your face
    When you simply
    Think about him.
    
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14. BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    If I turn up the music loud enough,
    I can pretend I can't hear my world falling apart.
    
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15. yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    The world ending in 2012?
    I think we're all forgetting Phil of the Future was from 2121.
    
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16. FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    sneaking
    your seatbelt on slowly
    when you see a cop.
    {FunZy0x4}
    
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17. confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    The more you care,
    The more it hurts.
    
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18. soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    When I first heard of the Hunger Games,
    I thought it had to do with food.
    
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19. jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 11:51pm UTC
    VICKY FROM FAIRLY ODDPARENTS
    TEACHING US THAT GINGERS HAVE NO SOUL SINCE 2001
    ♥
    MQ/NMF
    
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20. Annaa
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    all witty formats have been taken off now we have no choice but to fave the quotes by whats in them,personally i think this is brilliant
    
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