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PLLismylife

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Member Since: 3 Mar 2012 06:08pm

Last Seen: 4 Jun 2014 05:19pm

user id: 280397

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  1. PLLismylife PLLismylife
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    When Life Hands You Lemons
    Make Orange Juice
    And Leave The world Wondering
    How you Did it...

  2. PLLismylife PLLismylife
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 10:12pm UTC
    That one fish in
    SPONGEBOB
    that always yells
    "My Leg, My Leg!"
    <3

  3. PLLismylife PLLismylife
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    Me:**Falls Down And Breaks Leg**
    Friend: Are You Okay??!!
    Me: Does It Look Like I'm Okay!!!!!!?????!!!!!!!!

  4. PLLismylife PLLismylife
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2012 6:06pm UTC
    May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favor!
    ~Hunger Games

  5. PLLismylife PLLismylife
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    Innovation distinguishes between a
    Leader and a Follower
    inspirational words by : Steve Jobs

  6. PLLismylife PLLismylife
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 11:40pm UTC
    Who is -A?
    Comment if you have a theory
    fav if you have no clue

  7. PLLismylife PLLismylife
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 11:20pm UTC
    Cry yourself a river,
    build yourself a bridge,
    and get over it!

  8. PLLismylife PLLismylife
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 11:17pm UTC
    Parents spend the first few years of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk,
    and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up

  9. PLLismylife PLLismylife
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    When things don't go right,
    go left

  10. PLLismylife PLLismylife
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    I once prayed to god for a new bike,
    I quickly found out that he didnt work that way,
    so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness instead

  11. PLLismylife PLLismylife
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    When you try to sing a duet with yourself

  12. PLLismylife PLLismylife
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 9:00pm UTC
    The real trouble with reality
    is that there's no
    background music

  13. PLLismylife PLLismylife
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    Let's eat Grandpa!
    Let's eat,Grandpa!
    Commas
    They save lives

  14. PLLismylife PLLismylife
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    I have an idea.
    I'll need some neon paper,
    duct tape,
    a donut,
    and a partner in crime.
    Anybody interested?

:)

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