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  1. BrandonLovesHer BrandonLovesHer
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 3:09pm UTC
    THIS IS TO MY FRIEND, CamiTheBaconator
    DEAR CAMI, i love you.
    if you ever died,i'd kill myself to be with you.
    if you ever got lost, i'd spend the rest of my life looking for you.
    if you ever hated me, my heart would stop beating.
    i want to hug you, because i feel warm and happy inside because I know you are safe in my arms.
    i want to kiss you, i don't think i could even describe that feeling...it'd be like a million fireworks going off.
    i want you to look me in the eyes, i'd get butterflies in my stomach like a little kid at an amusement park.
    i want you to text smile, so i can smile like an idiot as i text you back.
    i want to hold hands with you, so i get this feeling that you'll never let me go, that you'll only unlock our hands for a split second, and never again.
    i want to lay on the couch watching scary movies, so i can hold you because i want to protect you from all those unreal things that make you scream.
    i want to fall asleep on your bed, and only dream about you.
    Cami, I love you.
    I have for awhile, and I want you to know: I want to marry you someday.
    ♥I♥ ♥LOVE♥ ♥YOU♥
    ♥Love, Brandon♥
    FAVE [♥] SO SHE CAN MAYBE SEE THIS (:

  2. stefthebest27 stefthebest27
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 1:04pm UTC
    i'm a girl hiding my depression.
    i'm your sister making a good impression.
    i'm a friend acting like i'm fine.
    i'm a teenager pushing her tears aside.
    i'm the girl sitting next to you.
    i'm the one asking you to care.
    i'm your best friend hoping you'll be there.

  3. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 12:04am UTC
    Don't Go Around Acting Like
    The world owes you a living.
    The world owes you nothing.
    it was here first.
    -M a r k Tw a i n
    .

  4. rileymalonexo rileymalonexo
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 1:21pm UTC
    how is my pregnant girlfriend?<3
    How did you know?
    Perfect*
    Wait what?!?

  5. cutie4490 cutie4490
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 1:06pm UTC
    *girls on facebook*
    "getting starbucks with jenny!"
    *..two minutes later*
    121 pictures and 5 videos uploaded.

  6. Jesslooovesyou97 Jesslooovesyou97
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 1:33pm UTC
    saying "or not" when
    people ignore you.♥

  7. Jubzy42 Jubzy42
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    that pedophile moment when you see a little kid and think
    damn.
    that kids going to be really hot when he gets older.

  8. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 1:16pm UTC
    the happiest feeling is when you're about to look at him but you noticed that he's already staring at you..

  9. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 1:19pm UTC
    listening to someone's story and thinking;
    lie lie lie lie

  10. mickey22895 mickey22895
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 8:48pm UTC
    TEACHER: "Please hand in your homework"
    YOU: WTF? We had homework?
    [❤] if this happened to you

  11. b3achbumm b3achbumm
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    Maroon 5
    adam levine is s e x y ;)

  12. Mollyyy Mollyyy
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 5:25pm UTC
    Rachel's Challenge<3

  13. StayxxStrong StayxxStrong
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 11:42pm UTC
    The Summer of My Life
    [ C h a p t e r S e v e n ]
    A b b i e ' s P O V
    "Kids, dinner is ready!" Mary yelled from downstairs. Blake got up from the couch, hit Liam hard on the back of the neck, and ran out the door.
    "What'd he do that for?" I asked, as Liam got up from the couch. He towered over me, his blue eyes sparkling.
    "Who knows. Come here, pretty girl." He replied, putting out his hand as I started to get up. My heart leaped in my chest as he called me pretty girl. I grabbed his hand, and he pulled me the rest of the way up. I didn't let go, and neither did he; as we stood there longer and longer, I felt him lean closer and closer.
    "I think this is gonna be an amazing summer." He whispered, his lips hovering right below my ear. He intertwined my hand with his, squeezed gently, then pulled away. He gave me a smile, and walked out the door and down the hallway. I heard his footsteps thumping down the stairs, and a loud boom as he ran into who I assumed was Blake. I stayed upstairs for a minute, trying to get my racing heart to slow down. I took a deep breath, and walked downstairs to the first of many dinners I'd be having at Liam White's house.
    *three weeks later*
    Me and Liam had been growing closer and closer since I had been staying at Aunt Carolyn's house. Almost every day, me and Blake would go over and just hangout at his house, or go swimming, or run errands, or whatever else we could find to do. Liam and I would be continuously flirting back and forth, our playful fights & arguing growing more and more flirting as the days went by. Blake got a part-time job lifeguarding down at the beach; me and Liam joked that it was only because of his looks. With his sea-green eyes and blonde buzz-cut hair, and his extremely fit body, he would have girls pretending to drown just so they could get near him.
    On the days that Blake was lifeguarding were the days that I spent alone with Liam. Things always calmed down a little when Blake wasn't there; we were more intimate, and we always somehow ended up getting near to each other, cuddling while watching a movie in his basement or chasing each other around the yard. A couple nights ago, Blake had come into my room right as I was falling asleep.
    "Hey, Abbs, you still up?"
    "Mmm, depends why you're in here." I had sleepily replied, rolling over so he could get in my bed. He slipped under the covers, and turned to face me.
    "Liam likes you." He said, carefully watching my face. I sat up in surprise, shocked that he had said that.
    "No way, he does not..." I said doubtingly.
    "Oh yes he does, baby sis. He told me last week. He really, really likes you." Blake replied, lying down and pulling the covers over himself. He quickly fell asleep, leaving me to think about what he had told me.
    I had woken up the next morning to an empty bed. I checked my phone, and realized that it was Monday. Blake's working all day, I sleepily thought as I rolled out of bed. I heard a knocking on my window, and I turned and looked out. Liam's window was thrown open, and he was throwing marbles at my window. I threw open mine, and stared at him.
    "What the hell are you doing?" I asked him, suddenly a lot more awake then I had been.
    "Inviting you over to spend the day at my house! Mary and Carolyn left this morning, said they were going into town to shop. So that leaves you and me, scout. Get your bathing suit on, we're hanging out here all day." He said, shutting his window quickly and making a face at me. I stood there, and realized what he had said. Empty house all day. I jumped up, excited for the awaiting day that lay ahead.

  14. taylizzy taylizzy
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 3:53pm UTC
    "Never say goodbye, because goodbye means going away, and going away means forgetting."
    -- Peter Pan

  15. SkrapaD SkrapaD
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 10:24pm UTC
    AND DON'T WE ALL...
    -wish we had the body or hair of “that girl”
    -say “ew” when someone mentions an old boyfriend that didn’t last
    -finish eating the candy bar even if we feel like we’re about to fold over and puke
    -scream at the characters in those horror movies that always make the stupidest of decisions
    -sit around in a towel for a half hour after you get out of the shower
    -freak out and casually fix your hair when you see a hot guy
    -do “truth is” on facebook because you’re bored but really you just want to see how many popular people at your school will actually like it
    -then freak out when you have to do that popular person’s “truth is”
    -pass the front doors of the school during passing period and wonder “would I get caught if I just walked out those doors right now?”
    -has tried to keep a diary but it never lasts
    -have tried to write a book but stopped at like the second chapter
    -act like we hate our parents but wonder what we would do without them
    -have always thought “I look old enough, I could get into a club.” But really we would be kicked out before we could even find a spot to dance
    -has once had an imaginary boyfriend that we think would be crazy if he was actually real
    -are so glad we found witty profiles
    -and don’t know what we would do with out it :)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. qtpiecoco7 qtpiecoco7
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 11:57pm UTC
    every year;
    the town I live in sets off fireworks at our local high school
    to celebrate independence day weekend. tonight was the first night
    this year that they set them off. everyone around me had a hand to hold,
    a shoulder to lean on, and a chest to rest their head on
    while watching the fireworks rush across the night sky.
    me?
    I sat there by myself on the grass while "just the way you are" by bruno mars
    was playing. everyone else around me had joyfilled eyes & a smile across their face
    while the music blasted and the fireworks painted the sky.
    i've never felt so alone in my entire life.
    * major vent.
    if you read this, thankyou.

  18. StayxxStrong StayxxStrong
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 4:34pm UTC
    The Summer of My Life
    [ C h a p t e r F i v e ]
    A b b i e ' s P O V
    "Ready to go, kiddo?" Aunt Carolyn asked as I came down the stairs, Blake following close behind me.
    "Yep, we're ready." I replied, glancing back at Blake. He smiled down at me, his eyes warm and loving. I sighed. I was so lucky to have a brother like him. As we walked out the door and across our yard toward Mary's, I was suddenly starting to get nervous. I tugged at my necklace, my breath catching in my throat. What if Liam doesn't like me? I thought as we neared the gate. NO, it doesn't matter. I don't like him. I felt Blake's hand on my back as crossed into their yard. He leaned down, and whispered in my ear, "he'd be crazy not to like you, sis. You look amazing." I leaned back, grateful for having him here.
    "I love you, forever." I softly said. "I love you, always," he responded, gently pushing me forward.
    As Aunt Carolyn knocked on their door, I took a deep breath. Everything is going to be fine.
    "Carolyn! Blake, nice to see you, kid! Awh, Abbie, you look beautiful, sweetie. Come in, come in!" Mary said, full of enthusiasm. As I passed her going into the house, she leaned down and in a low voice said, "I think Liam likes you, sweetie. I asked him about it, and all he did was glare at me... that's a good sign." She winked, and I nervously giggled. "Blake, I think Liam is upstairs playing xbox. That kid never gets off of it, I swear... why don't you go introduce yourself?" Mary said, pulling away from me.
    "Alright," Blake, said, starting up the staircase at the end of the hallway. "Wanna come, Abbie?"
    "Nah, not right now, thanks. I'll come up in a little." I replied, starting towards the kitchen. Blake shrugged, and headed upstairs. As I went down the hallway, I heard the low murmer of Blake's voice, and then the sound of shooting. Great, Call of Duty...I thought as I reached the kitchen. Aunt Carolyn and Mary were sitting at the island in the kitchen, and I took the chance to look around. They had a smaller house then my Aunt's, but it was small and cozy. The kitchen led into a dining room, with all glass windows. I went in there, and looked outside and was met by a dazzling and sparkling pool. It took up most of the backyard, and it had a diving board and a slide, as well as a basketball hoop.
    "Checking out the pool, eh?" Mary said, coming up behind me. "You can come over and swim whenever you'd like, sweetheard. Someone's usually always out there, whether it's me or Mr. White or Liam." she continued, referring to her husband.
    "Where is Tom, Mary?" Aunt Carolyn said, leaning against the doorframe.
    "Work. He'll be home by dinnertime, don't you worry!" Mary said, turning back to go into the kitchen. "Why don't you go upstairs and hangout with the boys, Abbs? Get to know Liam a little better. You guys can go swimming after dinner!" Mary called behind her as she walked back into the kitchen with Aunt Carolyn.
    "Okay, I guess I will..." I said reluctantly, walking back down the hallway towards the stairs. As I walked up, the sounds of Blake and Liam's voices grew louder. I followed the noises, which brought me to the end of the hallway. There were 4 doors lining the hallways, and I knocked on the last one.
    "Coming!" I heard Liam call, and I waited patiently. As he opened the door, he had a wary look on his face. Once he saw me, though, his whole face brightened and a blush crept up on his cheeks.

  19. StayxxStrong StayxxStrong
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 11:07pm UTC
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  20. xobrianaxox3 xobrianaxox3
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 9:36pm UTC
    FRESH PRI NCE OF BEL-AI R QUOTE #5
    Jazz: Making a baby truly is a blessed event.
    Will: Don't you mean "Having a baby"?
    Jazz: Trust me on this

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