OverlyAttachedGirlfriend

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Member Since: 22 Sep 2012 12:28pm

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I t took you 15 minutes to get home.
google maps says it only takes 12. WHO IS SHE??

Overly Attached Girlfriend x

OverlyAttachedGirlfriend
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 6:11am UTC

I was on a gay pride video which was made in Youtube's Pride Month
I got into an argument with a homophobe, and because he was into airplanes, I asked him this:
''If you were on a plane and the pilot was gay, what would you do?''
then someone replied with:
''If the pilot announces on the plane that he's gay, I would wait until we land
and then I sue him or take other fierce actions.''
THIS IS WHY I HATE PEOPLE.

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OverlyAttachedGirlfriend
posted a quote
November 3, 2012 2:45pm UTC

You put 3 exclamation marks after
'happy birthday' on your mom's profile.
I only got 2.
is that how much i mean to you??
Overly Attached Girlfriend x

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OverlyAttachedGirlfriend
posted a quote
September 23, 2012 5:38am UTC

I made this dragon sculpture for you..
out of all the cds you used to listen to with your old girlfriend
Overly Attached Girlfriend x

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OverlyAttachedGirlfriend
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September 23, 2012 5:27am UTC

I can see the reflection in your glasses..
why aren't i fullscreen?
Overly Attached Girlfriend x

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OverlyAttachedGirlfriend
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September 22, 2012 2:57pm UTC

So I tried logging in to your facebook..
why isn't your password my name?
Overly Attached Girlfriend x

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OverlyAttachedGirlfriend
posted a quote
September 22, 2012 2:00pm UTC

I t took you 15 minutes to get home.
google maps says it only takes 12. WHO IS SHE??
Overly Attached Girlfriend x

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OverlyAttachedGirlfriend
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September 22, 2012 1:54pm UTC

I've looked through your texts...
who's 'mom'?
Overly Attached Girlfriend x

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OverlyAttachedGirlfriend
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September 22, 2012 1:50pm UTC

What's your email adress, again?
and the name of your first pet
Overly Attached Girlfriend x

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OverlyAttachedGirlfriend
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September 22, 2012 1:29pm UTC

I sold all your video games.
i'm all you need
Overly Attached Girlfriend x

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OverlyAttachedGirlfriend
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September 22, 2012 1:20pm UTC

I'm not stalking you or anything..
I'm just calling to tell you that you're out of milk
Overly Attached Girlfriend x

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OverlyAttachedGirlfriend
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September 22, 2012 1:10pm UTC

I recorded you breathing last night
and made it my ringtone
Overly Attached Girlfriend x

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OverlyAttachedGirlfriend
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September 22, 2012 1:00pm UTC

It's been 10 minutes since you last said you loved me.
are you breaking up with me?.
Overly Attached Girlfriend x

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