Have you ever done something by accident and freaked yourself out? So I was just sitting on the computer when I started to here the words 'Kill' 'Kill'. Obviously I started to freak out. But it turns out that I had left my TV on and Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Secrets was playing.
What would happen If we all just kept tagging every quote we made with 'Churro'. Would it show up in the Explore and look huge like the words Funny and Love do? If it did then I can just imagine all the new Wittians coming on and being like "What the heck? These guys are weird."
I'm going to freak out guys.... I have school today and I haven't gone to sleep yet. If I go to sleep now (5:56 AM) then I'll wake up and start acting like one of the crabby, cranky, twats who always end up as the villain in movies. Seriously. Why do I do this to myself?!
I think all these youtubers should plan a day where they all go on Video Chat on Omegle under their tags. I can just imagine how many of their fans would freak out
I will never again make fun of girls who break their nails and complain. That shÎt hurts. AND you also get that false hope that if you just leave it there the nail will fix itself but NO. IT DOESN'T.
Me: Ugh I'm so thirsty. But do I really want to get up... I'm not THAT thirsty. *30 minutes later* Me: OMG I'm dying of thirst. ~In le kitchen* Me: What's in the fridge. *opens* Ok nothing. Me: Maybe I magicaly missed something.*Opens again.* Nope. Me: Let's try the freezer. *Opens* SCORE! Water bottle! Who's is this anyway? Ah, who care. It's their fault. *Gulps* Me: *Spits out* EW! Tap water! Bleugh! I feel like I just punked myself.
Do you guys ever have that time where your just scrolling through Witty and find this really awesome that you want to fave but it had 69 likes and you go at war with yourself. Finally you decide to just leave it so it won't be ruined. A week later your scrolling through Witty again and then see someone favorited it and it's now over 70 and you think 'Well F/ck'
My brother is such an idiot He's arguing over his PS3 with someone about ' Who's dog is faster'. Oh gosh he's telling ' Your dog is so fat' jokes. Why didn't I get to choose my siblings?
Cousin 1 on the computer: Can you type quieter? Me:.... *Starts typing furiously.* Cousin 1: Hey [Cousin 2] Are you using your IPOD? Cousin 2: No why. Cousin 1: *Takes Ipod* Cousin 2: Wait I was lying. I am using it. Cousin 1: *Throws it at me* Me: OW- Cousins: SHHHHHH *Cracking up while shushing me* My family are sadists.
And here I am. Sitting in my cousin's living room being forgotten about while they fight over who gets to go to the bathroom. Sometimes I really wonder how I am related to these people.
I don't wanna do this. I don't wanna do this! I don't wanna do this! Please don't make me do this! Please! PLEASE! Later~ HECK YEAH! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!