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  1. illgiveyouablackeye* illgiveyouablackeye*
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2014 11:56pm UTC
    Oh, you want me to socialize?
    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
    LOL!!
    ROFL!!
    LMAO!!!
    ROFLMAO!
    Oh..... you were serious?

  2. illgiveyouablackeye* illgiveyouablackeye*
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 7:32pm UTC
    Why do I take such a long time choosing a shirt when I know I'm gonna be wearing my hoodie or jacket over it?
    Guys, this is a serious question.
    WHY?

  3. illgiveyouablackeye* illgiveyouablackeye*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 2:18am UTC
    Have you ever done something by accident and freaked yourself out?
    So I was just sitting on the computer when I started to here the words
    'Kill' 'Kill'.
    Obviously I started to freak out.
    But it turns out that I had left my TV on and Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Secrets was playing.

  4. illgiveyouablackeye* illgiveyouablackeye*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 8:52pm UTC
    What would happen
    If we all just kept tagging every quote we made with 'Churro'. Would it show up in the Explore and look huge like the words Funny and Love do? If it did then I can just imagine all the new Wittians coming on and being like
    "What the heck? These guys are weird."

  5. illgiveyouablackeye* illgiveyouablackeye*
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    I don't want to tell my friends why I like him.
    Why?
    Because once I point out all his good qualities they may start to like him too.

  6. illgiveyouablackeye* illgiveyouablackeye*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 4:45am UTC
    Where is Moscow?
    ......
    In the barn with Pascow!
    Get it? Cause MA-scow and PA-scow.
    AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA
    I crack myself up...

  7. illgiveyouablackeye* illgiveyouablackeye*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 6:57am UTC
    I'm going to freak out guys....
    I have school today and I haven't gone to sleep yet. If I go to sleep now (5:56 AM) then I'll wake up and start acting like one of the crabby, cranky, twats who always end up as the villain in movies. Seriously. Why do I do this to myself?!

  8. illgiveyouablackeye* illgiveyouablackeye*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 3:54am UTC
    Does anyone else go
    into survival mode
    when you hear
    someone say
    "Take this. It's
    medicine"?
    NMF

  9. illgiveyouablackeye* illgiveyouablackeye*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 3:21am UTC
    Does anyone else go
    into survival mode
    when you hear
    someone say
    "Take this. It's
    medicine"?
    NMF

  10. illgiveyouablackeye* illgiveyouablackeye*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 3:43am UTC
     
     
    I
    think all
    these youtubers should plan a day where they all go on Video Chat on Omegle under their tags. I can just imagine how many of their fans would freak out
     
    NMF

  11. illgiveyouablackeye* illgiveyouablackeye*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    I will never again
    make fun of girls who break their nails and complain. That shÎt hurts.
    AND you also get that false hope that if you just leave it there the nail will fix itself but
    NO. IT DOESN'T.

  12. illgiveyouablackeye* illgiveyouablackeye*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 11:59pm UTC
    Me: Ugh I'm so thirsty. But do I really want to get up... I'm not THAT thirsty.
    *30 minutes later*
    Me: OMG I'm dying of thirst.
    ~In le kitchen*
    Me: What's in the fridge. *opens* Ok nothing.
    Me: Maybe I magicaly missed something.*Opens again.* Nope.
    Me: Let's try the freezer. *Opens* SCORE! Water bottle! Who's is this anyway? Ah, who care. It's their fault. *Gulps*
    Me: *Spits out* EW! Tap water! Bleugh!
    I feel like I just punked myself.

  13. illgiveyouablackeye* illgiveyouablackeye*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 11:34pm UTC
    Do you guys ever have that time where your just scrolling through Witty and find this really awesome that you want to fave but it had 69 likes and you go at war with yourself. Finally you decide to just leave it so it won't be ruined. A week later your scrolling through Witty again and then see someone favorited it and it's now over 70 and you think
    'Well F/ck'

  14. illgiveyouablackeye* illgiveyouablackeye*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 2:56am UTC
    GUYS MY WORLD IS ENDING.
    I just ran out of cup ramen. How will I survive?!?!

  15. illgiveyouablackeye* illgiveyouablackeye*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    My brother is such an idiot
    He's arguing over his PS3 with someone about ' Who's dog is faster'. Oh gosh he's telling ' Your dog is so fat' jokes. Why didn't I get to choose my siblings?

  16. illgiveyouablackeye* illgiveyouablackeye*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 2:39am UTC
    Cousin 1 on the computer: Can you type quieter?
    Me:.... *Starts typing furiously.*
    Cousin 1: Hey [Cousin 2] Are you using your IPOD?
    Cousin 2: No why.
    Cousin 1: *Takes Ipod*
    Cousin 2: Wait I was lying. I am using it.
    Cousin 1: *Throws it at me*
    Me: OW-
    Cousins: SHHHHHH *Cracking up while shushing me*
    My family are sadists.

  17. illgiveyouablackeye* illgiveyouablackeye*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 2:32am UTC
    And here I am. Sitting in my cousin's living room being forgotten about while they fight over who gets to go to the bathroom.
    Sometimes I really wonder how I am related to these people.

  18. illgiveyouablackeye* illgiveyouablackeye*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 2:24am UTC
    That left out feeling you get when your in a room with two other people and their whispering things to eachother and acting as if your not there......

  19. illgiveyouablackeye* illgiveyouablackeye*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 1:07am UTC
    I don't wanna do this.
    I don't wanna do this!
    I don't wanna do this!
    Please don't make me do this! Please!
    PLEASE!
    Later~
    HECK YEAH! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!

  20. illgiveyouablackeye* illgiveyouablackeye*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 11:29pm UTC
    I should be named Terms & Service
    Cause no one even glances at me...

:)

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