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This is my witty specifically for One Direction Stories, that's why the profile sucks so much! So, yeah. Self explanitory...
  1. OneDirectionerLife OneDirectionerLife
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    October 21, 2012 11:35pm UTC
    The Boy(s) of My Dreams
    Prologue
    "She's just so ugly..." I said.
    We were facebook stalking some really ugly chick from our rival school.
    I was kind of friends with her, but kind of not. She made me mad a lot.
    "They're on their way!" McKayla said whisper-yelled.
    All three of us kind of shoved our way through the back door.
    "What do you want me to do with this?!" I picked up the huge box of flavor-blasted goldfish that was in the tent.
    "Uhh..." Alex began.
    A head of long blackish hair with a red tint entered the tent.
    I threw the box behind me.
    "Hey!" I smiled at my boyfriend, Brandon.
    "Hi." He plopped down next to me.
    His best friend Skylar got in the tent behind him and sat next to my best friend, McKayla.
    I don't know if they greeted each other or not, they just laid down.
    I looked over at poor Alex.
    "Hey." I said to her.
    "Oh hey, Cassidy." She waved awkwardly. She laughed.
    Brandon and I laid down and he put a blanket over us.
    "Hi." I giggled.
    "Hi." He put his forehead on mine.
    There was no more talking. Just kissing.
    I heard a really awkward sound and I furrowed my eyebrows.
    "What the hell...?" I pulled the blanket off my head.
    Damn, it's kind of warm under there.
    The sound stopped and McKayla started laughing.
    "What the- Kayla! Is that your lips!?"
    She laughed some more before getting out a "No!"
    Brandon and I went back to doing what we do best...
    I heard it again.
    I bursted out laughing.
    "Shut up!"
    McKayla and Skylar laughed too.
    Brandon missed my mouth and kissed my chin.
    We both laughed.
    "Okay, now I hear you guys!" Skylar yelled.
    Alex kept quiet.
    I sat up.
    "Alex..." Brandon said, smirking.
    "Hey, Alex. You can come over here and join us?" I said, winking.
    She laughed.
    I cuddled with my boyfriend some more under the blankets.
    "Brandon has a bonnnneeeerrrrr." I joked.
    "No, I don't!"
    "Don't lie!"
    "I don't!" My head was on his shoulder and his lips were almost on my forehead.
    It was perfect.
    Sh/t.
    Somebody unzipped the tent.
    Brandon pressed me against him.
    I wanted to disappear.
    It was Alex's mom.
    "I know there's not three people in this tent."
    Everybody stayed quiet.
    She pulled up a blanket, luckily it was Alex's.
    She pulled off McKayla and Skylar's.
    "Who's that?" She asked.
    "Skylar..." McKayla said in the cutest voice ever.
    "Out! Everybody!"
    We all got up and ran into the night air.
    The boys ran down the driveway and probably all the way home.
    We walked to Alex's room.
    F/ck my life. F/ck my life. F/ck my life.

  2. OneDirectionerLife OneDirectionerLife
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 4:33am UTC
    Brandon Hull = Ex Boyfriend
    *Four years from right now*
    Best Friend: Hey remember that Brandon Hull kid?
    Me: Yeah didn't he drop out?
    Best Friend: Yeah... I think so.
    *10 years from right now, married to Harry Styles*
    Harry: Thanks, Mr. Hull!
    Me: Wadda f*ck did you just say?
    Harry: Brandon Hull? That's the name of the guy that just washed our bus.

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