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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 12:57pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Making weird faces in pictures
because it's better to look ugly on purpose.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 3:07pm UTC

do you ever
just wanna sit next to someone
and listen to everything they could possibly say
about anything ever
just because you like their face
and their voice
and their general existence?

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dolph*
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 4:24pm UTC

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 a.s.sholes
I love spanish

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Amenah
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 3:54pm UTC

"You're fat."
That's fine. I know I'm bigger than a girl my age should be, and it's hardly like I try to hide it or anything. You haven't hurt me; all you've done is shown me that you can state the obvious. Because it's not really that offensive to me - I've always been chubby. I was a chubby child, so why is it so shocking that I grew up to be a chubby teenager? Don't misunderstand; I think you're a rude asshat and my respect for you just plummeted. However, I myself am okay. I can lose the weight if I want to - I can go running, I can do push-ups every night, I can monitor what I eat so I don't eat more than I need to. I can manage all that just fine, if I want to. And it's fine if you see me checking the calory count on something and label me with an eating disorder, because I know I don't have one. If my weight affects my health, or if I can't stand it, guess what? I will change it myself. Your input, advice and observations are neither needed nor wanted. Now, instead of worrying about me and how I look, why don't you put more effort into being the person you want to be and leave me alone? I'm happy with being 'fat'.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 12:52pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Disney Channel is like that one close friend
you had when you were little that grew up to be an ásshole.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 3:30pm UTC

i really don’t understand
how a lot of you are single
because you’re all attractive
and have good music taste
like what more do people want

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 15, 2013 12:05am UTC

everyone: you're so quiet
me: that because i don't f.cking like you

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 6:05pm UTC

Little kid: Doesnt change much
Teenager: Changed so much that wishes
they could be a little kid again
My Quote

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capsized*
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 6:42pm UTC

゜・。。・゜゜・。♡ 。・゜゜・。。・゜
I want to punch you in the face
゜・。。・゜゜・。♡ 。・゜゜・。。・゜

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capsized*
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 10:32pm UTC

Daaaaamn girrrrl!
Are you a smoke detector cause
you’re annoying and won’t shut the f*ck up

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
December 1, 2012 2:11pm UTC

It's almost Christmas, so...
dashing through the snow
get the f#ck out of my way
you're so f#cking slow
how much do you weigh?
(Ha- ha- ha)
you can't f#cking sing,
I'll start a f#cking fight,
get the f#ck out of my way, you hoe
I'm driving here tonight....
oh! jingle bells, go to hell,
get the f#ck out of my way
oh what fun it is to ride over bodies everyday.
Hey!
jingle bells, go to hell.
b#tch what did I say?
move that a/ss cause you can't hide
from my motherf#cking sleigh
Hey!

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wittyquotesgurl

posted a quote
December 2, 2012 6:08pm UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
Dumbest rumor you've heard about yourself?
-____-
.......................................................................................................................................
Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
When I was in middle school, people were saying that I was homeschooled.
Even though I went to school.
format credit jimmy365

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eswingle711
posted a quote
December 1, 2012 4:24pm UTC

Backstreet Boys: "What Makes You Different (makes you beautiful)"
One Direction: "What Makes You Beautiful"
Backstreet Boys: "It's Gotta Be You"
One Direction:"Gotta Be You"
Backstreet Boys:"More Than That"
One Direction:"More Than This"
Backstreet Boys:"I Want It That Way"
One Direction:"I Want"
Backstreet Boys:"Love Will Keep You Up All Night"
One Direction:"Up All Night"
So tell me again how original One Direction is

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manhattanight
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 4:24pm UTC

PLOT TWIST
The series finale of iCarly ends with
Miranda Cosgrove waking up
from a coma in a hospital bed,
with Drake and Josh by her side
saying, "Megan?"

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bye*
posted a quote
November 19, 2012 5:32pm UTC

i was in a hospital today and i saw this cute boy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was
hey this one can't run away

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strawberry_skittles
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 8:52pm UTC

A 7 year old boy
came up to me today and said,
"Have you ever watched someone die?"
And I answered with
"Sadly, yes."
He then said,
"Today, I watched my bestfriend get shot...."
not mine but it broke my heart</3

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 15, 2012 3:32pm UTC

may your hard times only last
as long as a Kardashian marriage.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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capsized*
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 1:00pm UTC

GUN LAWS WOULD PREVENT SHOOTING SPREES?
PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW CRIMINALS OBEY LAWS.

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iridescentstorm
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 1:53pm UTC

The heat in my house is broken.
Actually, let me be more specific.
It's 25º and snowing, and the heat in my house is broken.
FML

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