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  1. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    John
    My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's only 8.
    1 hour ago ·0 comment · 69 Likes
    this was not meant to offend.

  2. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    3 Bad things happened to me today:
    1: I found out my sister doesn't like Coldplay.
    2: My sister got hit by a bus.
    3: I lost my bus licence.

  3. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer.
    Then it hit me.

  4. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 11:47am UTC
    You know who's perfect?
    Don't bother reading the first word again because it's Niall Horan.

  5. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 12:33pm UTC
    I'm having one of those unattractive days.
    I mean years.
    I mean lives.

  6. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    I'm glad my pets can't talk.
    They know too much.

  7. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 12:42pm UTC
    And no Kanye isn’t stupid or evil for selling $120 plain shirts...
    People are fricking stupid for buying em
    Kanye is a genius.

  8. lozza821 lozza821
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    What really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but
    physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is

  9. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    Didn't have internet on my phone for the past few hours. I graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 15 books & showered.

  10. Fireiscatching Fireiscatching
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2013 10:01am UTC
    Me: *snatches character away from author*
    Author: I-
    Me: *wraps them up in warm blankets*
    Author: wha-
    Me: *places them out of authors reach*
    Author: but i ju-
    Me: You can have these back when you learn to play nicely.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Fireiscatching Fireiscatching
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    I won't disrespect your opinion if your opinion doesn't disrespect my existence.

  13. Fireiscatching Fireiscatching
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 6:50pm UTC
    Boy in my class: Hey, nice name.
    Me: Thanks, I got it for my birthday.

  14. Fireiscatching Fireiscatching
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 6:55am UTC
    I could do without a tan
    on my left hand
    where my fourth finger meets my knuckle.
    Please don't remove this!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. midnight* midnight*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 5:25pm UTC
    MrsStyles_X (aka _f0rever)
    She is amazing. Okay?
    Her quotes are amazing, her face is amazing, her personality is amazing and anyone friends with her is super lucky.
    She is even better than dinosaurs.
    Go follow her now.
    <3

  18. RiceLover RiceLover
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2011 6:02pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. Cailin Dorothy* Cailin Dorothy*
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    Finding Nemo
    i s t e n y e a r s o l d
    just let that sink in

  20. collasped collasped
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 9:12pm UTC
    Am I the only one who wastes Friday nights
    sleeping?

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