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* Sabaism *
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September 14, 2013 12:57am UTC

Confession #30
I refuse to hurt a fly.

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* Sabaism *
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September 14, 2013 12:24pm UTC

Confession #31
I read the Shadow Children Series
Backwards
Like I started on the last word of the last page in the last book
And ended on the first word of the first page in the first book

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* Sabaism *
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September 15, 2013 1:32am UTC

Imagine Dragons at first: Oml. I love them!
Imagine Dragons after the radio plays them non stop: Ugh. Shut up already. I understand you're Radioactive. That doesn't mean you need to be Radio Active

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* Sabaism *
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September 15, 2013 11:52pm UTC

Both of them sinking as death pulls the plug
One in the ocean and one in the tub

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* Sabaism *
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September 16, 2013 8:16am UTC

school1
/sko͞ol/
noun
1.
A place where people go to learn about stuff they'll probably never see again
2.
A torture chamber in which children and adults learn to cope with their murderous instincts and not kill the evildoers for giving you a bunch of worthless homework saying 'it'll help you' when really they're trying to bring out your inner demon so they can kill you and devour your demonic soul. KILL OR BE KILLED

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* Sabaism *
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September 19, 2013 7:04pm UTC

The Official Confession #36
Ugh. When I say embarrassing I don't mean like 'she told him I like him!' stuff.
Okay?
Cool.
Let's get this started...
When my sister was in 7th grade
I was in 6th
She was like yaoi obsessed
And 6th grade happened to be when I finally admitted to myself that I was gay
So I told Raven because we like told each other everything
And she was like 'You'd so be a Uke. Like oh my god.'
So I spent my 6th grade year reading what a 'good' Uke does.
And like (Here's where it gets embarrassing...)
My sister had after school activities when she was in 8th grade
And my mum was never home
So I'd like take Raven's brush
And like shove it down my throat
Because like that's something that the Uke was supposed to be able to do or whatever
Just not with a brush, but you know what I mean.
And I wanted to be prepared and stuff.
So yea..
I was a messed up child
And a manwhore as well.. xD
Do you people like want more of this embarrassing stuff, or no?

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unicorn001
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September 19, 2013 4:11pm UTC

Format chickittylover
my school homework logic:
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"maybe if i wait until midnight to do my homework it will dissapear"

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capsized*
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September 19, 2013 6:06pm UTC

if your relationship feels like work instead of something you want to do, you need to quit your "job" and find someone else

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capsized*
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September 19, 2013 7:25pm UTC

life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shït about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel

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* Sabaism *
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September 19, 2013 8:17pm UTC

Confession #37
9th Grade Biology.
The chairs weren't very high
And to top it all off
I just hit my growth spirt the previous summer
My teacher was pretty old
But he still had a bo'ner
And was like standing right in front of me
He was tall
So I had a pretty clear veiw of it
That night I cut out magizene clippings
And pasted them onto a peice of paper
In hopes to like embarrass him or something
Because being ho'rny during school isn't cool
Anyway
It said 'I'm guessing about 9 inches?'
Put it into an envelope
Had my sister write his name and the school's address on it
And she mailed
So he wouldn't figure out it was me.
Well the next day I'm sitting in class
All bored and stuff
And as I'm walking out the door
He whispers into my ear
'You're good with guessing size. I'm glad you noticed.'
I stayed after class to ask him how he knew it was me
And he said he didn't,
He just guessed and figured I'd either throw myself at him or walk away confused.
I changed schools a week later
Not because I was weirded out
But because every time I looked at him
I oddly imagined him
Nakid and having se'x with a rubber duck
And that made learning about Biology
Really really hard.

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*_*
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September 19, 2013 7:28pm UTC

67
Ho
Do you have 67 protons? Cause you're a
format by OhHoePleaseformat

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Hale_Storm18
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September 19, 2013 8:15pm UTC

so my mom saw the wallpaper on my computer and it said "fck you and your moral bullsh.t" and in the background of that it said "kick babies" and oooh that didn't go over well

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