Ohthefuck

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Member Since: 16 Jun 2011 11:16pm

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Tell me you love me,
and I'll be yours forever.

Hi, I'm Corinna. And that's about it.
But, for all you stakers...

I'm fifteen.

Born on April 25th.

Purple is my color.

Taken since 10/21/11

I have like 2 friends, can't trust anyone.

I'm weird, but in a good way.

I like to make people laugh.

I like tan, italian boys.

I overuse commas, and I'm a grammar Nazi.

Keepin' it short.. Get at me kids.

I forgot i even had one of these... I'm addicted again.

Ohthefuck
posted a quote
December 4, 2011 10:44pm UTC

Nobody cares unless...
You're pretty or dying.
♥
.

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Ohthefuck
posted a quote
August 26, 2011 9:44pm UTC

Drama, Lies, And Tears.
Welcome to the teenage years.
♥
.

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Ohthefuck
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 3:11pm UTC

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Ohthefuck
posted a quote
July 7, 2011 3:03pm UTC

Broccoli: "I look like a tree."
Walnut: "I look like a brain. "
Mushroom: "Can we change the topic?!"
Banana: "Yeah... i hate this game."
nmf
nm

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Ohthefuck
posted a quote
July 3, 2011 11:00pm UTC

Today he told me
I was his her
♥

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Ohthefuck
posted a quote
July 3, 2011 10:29pm UTC

Today me and my boyfriend broke up.
When we made it "facebook official"
11 people 'liked' it.
A couple minutes ago I married forty-three cats as a joke.
Thirty-three people 'liked' it..
♥
mlia.

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Ohthefuck
posted a quote
July 2, 2011 12:18am UTC

"You don't know me, but I know me."
- The Notebook

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Ohthefuck
posted a quote
July 2, 2011 12:09am UTC

ketchup is made out of tomatoes,
what is mustard made out of ?
:|

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Ohthefuck
posted a quote
June 30, 2011 9:09pm UTC

We are teenage girls
...When we go home...
Our perfectly straightened hair, goes up into a messy bun
our make-up has faded, so we take it off
Our fake smile dissapears into how we really feel
our new stylish shirt gets replaced with a nice baggy sweatshirt
Our skinny jeans are traded for little cartoon pajamas
Our shoes are taken off to reveal our fuzzy socks
No lunch turns into our whole cabinet of food
and it's one of the best feelings in the world.
But, if you saw us when we go home,
you wouldn't even
Recognize Us
[♥] [♥] [♥]
nmf/q.

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Ohthefuck
posted a quote
June 30, 2011 8:41pm UTC

Google
_________________________________________
Justin Bieber
[Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]
Make Google my homepage
Advertising Programs - Business Solutions - About Google
©2011 - Privacy
Did you mean? The Hottest Boy Alive

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Ohthefuck
posted a quote
June 30, 2011 8:17pm UTC

Excuse me,
Sir,
please tell
your---> pants
** it's very **
rude
To Point ;)

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Ohthefuck
posted a quote
June 30, 2011 7:53pm UTC

"Hey, want to come over later? (;"
Boy, stop right there, and go
have a talk with Bruno Mars.

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Ohthefuck
posted a quote
June 30, 2011 5:32pm UTC

What if,
I still love you?

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Ohthefuck
posted a quote
June 30, 2011 5:23pm UTC

thinking somebody is
secretly watching you while you're changing into your bathing suit. ♥

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Ohthefuck
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 6:47pm UTC

….
♥
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For sale:
One heart
In criticle condition
Free to any boy
who is willing to
put it back together

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Ohthefuck
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 6:14pm UTC

Fave if
these ads
are annoying you.
just me ?

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Ohthefuck
posted a quote
June 29, 2011 3:46pm UTC

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Ohthefuck
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 8:45pm UTC

don't judge me,
you only see
what i choose
to show you.
♥

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Ohthefuck
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 7:24pm UTC

Hey you,
I bet more than half of the girls on Witty write about a guy they're head-over-heels for.
Actually I bet YOU, the one reading this,yeah you,you know you love someone.
And admit it, you wrote some quotes about him.
I bet you're thinking about him right this very moment.
You love him don't you?
So go.
You only love once, don't you?
Tell him you love him.
Whether he knows it, or not.
Tell him you love him.
♥
nmf.

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Ohthefuck
posted a quote
June 27, 2011 6:43pm UTC

& I would just like to know,
Why can't I feel good enough ? Why do I feel like I'll never fit in ? Why does everybody doubt my dreams, thoughts, and opinions ? Why don't I ever feel pretty ? Why can't I be her ? Why can't I start a conversation, and keep it going ? Why do I always feel ugly ? Why am I fat ? Why don't I have friends ?
Why can't I just be me, and be accepted ? ♥

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