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OhhMiiGawd

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Member Since: 5 Sep 2009 07:59pm

Last Seen: 9 Jan 2017 06:47pm

Birthday: January 21

Gender: F

user id: 88462

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  1. OhhMiiGawd OhhMiiGawd
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    Today I saw an FML story that read
    "Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room.
    He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!"
    and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML"
    Her son clearly belongs on witty. :)

  2. OhhMiiGawd OhhMiiGawd
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2010 9:19pm UTC
    Be yourself, because everyone else is taken.

  3. OhhMiiGawd OhhMiiGawd
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2010 5:04pm UTC
    You are beautiful
    No matter what they say.

  4. OhhMiiGawd OhhMiiGawd
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2010 9:13pm UTC
    If karma doesn't knock
    you out soon;; I will.

  5. OhhMiiGawd OhhMiiGawd
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2009 7:23pm UTC
    "What a Marshmallow."
    --Jacob Black, New Moon

  6. OhhMiiGawd OhhMiiGawd
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2009 7:00pm UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now ,if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

  7. OhhMiiGawd OhhMiiGawd
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2009 6:58pm UTC
    S h e J u s t B r e a k s D o w n
    A n d C r i e s .

  8. OhhMiiGawd OhhMiiGawd
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2009 11:21am UTC
    Pedro the Lion is loud in the speakers,
    and the city waits just outside our open windows.
    She sits and sings, legs crossed in the passenger
    seat, her pretty voice hiding in the volume.
    Music is a safe place and Pedro is her favorite. It
    hits me that she won't see this skyline for several weeks,
    and we will be without her. I lean forward, knowing
    this will be written, and I ask what she'd say if her
    story had an audience. She smiles.
    "Tell them to look up. Tell them to remember the stars."
    To Write Love On Her Arms<33
    So Inspirational<3

  9. OhhMiiGawd OhhMiiGawd
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2009 8:50pm UTC
    Today, I was at my boyfriend's house,
    and asked to use his phone. He directed me to
    his dad's professional, high-tech looking office.
    The phone was in the shape of
    a large, plastic Winnie The Pooh.
    I think I've made the right choice.
    MLIA

  10. OhhMiiGawd OhhMiiGawd
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2009 11:51am UTC
    Today, my guy friend read outloud
    what a girl's shorts said on the back. She turned around and said,
    "why are you looking at my butt?!" He said,
    "Why would you have something written there if you don't expect people to read it?" Frustrated, she yelled,
    "Well maybe they expected everyone to be blind!"
    His responce?
    "Well why didn't they write it in braile?"
    MLIA

  11. OhhMiiGawd OhhMiiGawd
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2009 10:52am UTC
    J.u.m.p. off that--- HALLOWEEN TRAIN
    And h o p on the--- CHRISTMAS SLEIGH
    mine-dont jock
    but you can
    click on the ♥

  12. OhhMiiGawd OhhMiiGawd
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2009 10:14pm UTC
    Screw {Middle School}~ I'm going to
    Hogwarts♥

  13. OhhMiiGawd OhhMiiGawd
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2009 9:27pm UTC
    YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME:
    (“The” + your favorite hobby/craft + favorite weather element + “Tour”)
    The painting snow tour
    YOUR COUNTRY MUSIC STAR NAME:
    (first name of favorite actress/actor + favorite month)
    selena january
    YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
    (favorite color + favorite animal)
    purple turtle
    YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
    (middle name + city where you were born)
    Marie FreshMeadows
    YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
    (the first three letters of your last name + first two letters of your first)
    Powma
    SUPERHERO NAME
    (“The” + second favorite color + favorite drink)
    The Red Fanta
    STRIPPER NAME:
    (the name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent + favorite candy)
    Axe Reeses
    TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME:
    (Your fifth grade teacher’s last name + a major city that starts with the same letter)
    Suss Syracuse
    SPY NAME/BOND GIRL:
    (your favorite season/holiday + flower)
    Summer Rose
    CARTOON NAME:
    (favorite fruit + article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or y)
    apple pajamie
    HIPPY NAME:
    (what you ate for breakfast + your favorite tree)
    Pancake Evergreen

  14. OhhMiiGawd OhhMiiGawd
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2009 7:08pm UTC
    Had a dream last night, it was so real
    Now I think I know, how you would feel
    Saw your face so clear, Your eyes bright too
    It was just a dream, I could swear it was you.
    Thought I felt your skin, as you lay by my side
    My hair whisked from my face, as you did in one stride. Felt my body get warm, and I melted closer to you.
    It was just a dream, I could swear it was you
    Your voice was the same, as I've heard you talk to me
    The words were soft and sincere, you made me believe
    Heard a crack in your voice, as you spoke of me and you.
    It was just a dream, I could swear it was you
    Smelled the scent of your cologne, as your cheek touched mine. Brought my heart to skip a beat, the feeling was divine. I fell in love in this dream, I must tell you its true.
    It was just a dream, But I could swear it was you.
    not mine

  15. OhhMiiGawd OhhMiiGawd
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2009 6:57pm UTC
    Throughout my short existence,
    I've found but one true love,
    Someone who fits me perfectly,
    Just like a rubber glove.
    This person is someone I trust,
    Someone who's always there,
    Someone who I can turn to,
    Through darkness and despair.
    I've known since I first met him,
    I love him oh so much,
    I long for him to love me,
    And to feel him gentle touch.
    He says that he still loves me,
    Yet just wants to be my friend,
    But I know that I'll still love him,
    Until the very end.
    I wish that I could have him,
    As my very own,
    But I guess I had my chance,
    And I guess that chance was blown.
    This boy I love so very much,
    Means more to me than ever,
    And I hope deep down inside,
    That one day we'll be together.
    Click on the ♥

  16. OhhMiiGawd OhhMiiGawd
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2009 6:50pm UTC
    People never know how
    special someone is until they leave, but maybe sometimes its important to leave, so they are given that chance to see how special that someone really is.

  17. OhhMiiGawd OhhMiiGawd
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2009 6:43pm UTC
    Your 8 Names ;
    Your Real Name:
    (uhhh, self-explanatory):
    Julia
    Your "Gangsta" Name
    (first 4 letters of real name plus dizzle):
    julidizzle
    Your Detective Name
    (favorite color & favorite animal):
    purple turtle
    Your Soap Opera Name
    (your middle name & street you live on):
    marie concord
    Your Star Wars Name
    (first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your middle name):
    powma
    Your Superhero Name
    (2nd favorite color & favorite drink):
    red coke
    Your Witness Protection Name
    (one of your parent's middle name):
    diane
    Your Goth Name
    (black & the name of one of your pets):
    black stash

  18. OhhMiiGawd OhhMiiGawd
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2009 8:28pm UTC
    He's not my Edward Cullen
    Or my [(Justin Bieber)]
    Or my J_O_N_A_S_B_R_O_T_H_E_R
    But he isx____mine
    and that's good enough
    ----->for me<-----
    made by inu_is_my_hanyou_hero
    Creditt for the ediit

  19. OhhMiiGawd OhhMiiGawd
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2009 6:24pm UTC
    We always think it won't happen to us...
    then in an instant, without warning, it does.
    In that instant we realize our greatest fears.
    we are left here on earth all alone with our tears.
    We are sad and angry and want to know why...
    **God took our loved one to live in the sky**
    In time our pain and anger will lessen...
    and why will be answered when we get to Heaven.
    So hold on to your Faith and lean on the ones that love you...
    because God left them on Earth to help you get through
    crediit to melliejoy70- i likked the quotee

  20. OhhMiiGawd OhhMiiGawd
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 9:06pm UTC
    The hotter the beginning,
    the colder the end.

:)

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