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  1. ChaseYourDreams27 ChaseYourDreams27
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 11:22am UTC
    Who knew a text message could hurt someone so much.

  2. basketball4everr basketball4everr
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 12:08am UTC
    don't text me back?
    i understand.
    don't hang out with me?
    i understand.
    but when i stop caring;
    you better f**king understand.

  3. XTheBestDayX XTheBestDayX
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    You know you're really heartbroken
    When you start crying in the middle of a love song

  4. scorpiofriend scorpiofriend
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    I need to mentally stop making scenarios of
    you and me together, because in the end,
    I know i'll be dissapointed
    with the outcome.
    tumblr.

  5. xxLonelyLoverxx xxLonelyLoverxx
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 9:46pm UTC
    Strangers → Friends → Close Friends → Crush → Relationship →
    Heartbroken → Barely Friends → Strangers.

  6. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 10:22pm UTC
    She tries to look on the
    BRIGHT SIDE BUT IT'S HARD WHEN EVERYTHING IS ..
    covered in dark clouds.

  7. runningislife* runningislife*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 2:08pm UTC
    credittorunningislife
    Curled up on your bed, music playing,
    and just wanting to cry.
    mq


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 6:08pm UTC
    Hearing your favorite song on the radio
    is much more exciting than on your ipod.

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    A police officer came up to me yesterday and said,
    "Where were you between four and six?"
    I said, "Kindergarten."

  11. wittygiraffelover wittygiraffelover
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 6:10pm UTC
    Love you <3
    ILoveYouToo <3
    Is there something wrong with your space bar?
    No, there's just no space for me to love anybody else. <3

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    DISNEY
    teaching you not to talk to strangers
    unless they're hot

    nmf/nmq

  13. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    Oh, you broke your leg?
    Well thats sad...
    now let me use your crutches
    NOT MY QUOTE

  14. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    DID YOU KNOW?
    That when a person appears
    in your dreams, its because
    that person wants to see you?
    -Time Magazine
    omg.
    THE NINJA TURTLES WANT
    TO SEE ME?!

  15. rachel6931 rachel6931
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 3:36pm UTC
    So I asked my science teacher
    what he's doing for his wife
    on Valentine's Day.
    And he said...
    --------------------------------------
    "We don't celebrate
    Valentine's Day,
    for us, everyday is
    Valentine's Day."
    Who else thinks this is
    adorable?(:

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 4:34pm UTC
    kids at my school: i like to smoke weed and get high and i also like to smoke cigarettes.
    me: sometimes when it's cold, i like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.

  17. BeWithMeForever BeWithMeForever
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    Joe
    he first person to comment is gay!
    11 minutes ago · Like · Comment
    Joe *The
    10 minutes ago · Like Comment
    fav if you get it
    nmf.

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Pretty girl: omg, i am so ugly
    Everyone: oh precious child, you are a gorgeous human being, you are God's gift to humanity, you wonderful creature
    Me:omg, i am so ugly
    235 people like this

  19. idance idance
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    It's okay, I understand.
    She's skinnier.
    She's funnier.
    She's prettier.
    Don't worry,
    I wouldn't choose me either.

  20. twilightgirl995 twilightgirl995
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 4:27pm UTC
    Putting on jeans:
    Right leg, left leg, wiggle, jump, DONE.

:)

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