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OhHoePlease
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February 21, 2013 6:59pm UTC

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OhHoePlease
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February 20, 2013 8:37pm UTC

you can never cross the ocean
unless you have the courage
to lose sight of the shore.
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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 8:28pm UTC

"I wish I was skinny,"
I say as I shove Nutella into my mouth.
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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 7:20pm UTC

Why isn't a group of kangaroos called a kangacrew?
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OhHoePlease
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February 20, 2013 6:45pm UTC

*New Notification*
Oh wait, it's just me...
favoriting my own quote.
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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 6:38pm UTC

Would your
eight year old self
be proud of you right now?
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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 4:57pm UTC

I wish anxiety and self doubt
could burn calories.
Then, I would finally be skinny.
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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 8:23pm UTC

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Friend: I wonder who invented the spoon...
Me: Probably a cereal killer.

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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 8:21pm UTC

Pizza is a circle.
Pizza is my life.
Pizza is the circle of life.
♥
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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 7:47pm UTC

To realize the value of one year,
ask a student who failed a grade.
To realize the vallue of one month,
ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby.
To realize the value of one week,
ask the editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize the value of one day,
ask the person who was born on February 29th.
To realize the value of one hour,
ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
To realize the value of one minute,
ask the person who missed the train.
To realize the value of one second,
ask a person who just avoided an accident.
To realize the value of one millisecond,
ask the person who won a silver medal in the Olympics.
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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 7:30pm UTC

Don't forget me.
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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 5:52pm UTC

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Pretty friend: omg I just got 100 likes on my Facebook picture!
Friend with a boyfriend: omg I went on a romantic date!
Athletic friend: omg I just got asked to join the national team!
Popular friend: omg I got invited to like ten parties!
Me: omg i meowed at my cat and she meowed back!

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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 4:16pm UTC

Juliet Capulet is in a relationship and it's complicated. ♥
January 6, 1561 at 10:06 am
Romeo Montague likes this.
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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 4:06pm UTC

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Facebook: Lying to people you know.
Witty: Being honest with complete strangers.

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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 6:20pm UTC

If you can see this, you're beautiful. <3 <3 <3
I like cute boys, but cute boys don't like me.
Do you see my problem?
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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 5:42pm UTC

If you can see this, you're beautiful. <3 <3 <3
There should be
a plus-sized Disney princess.
♥
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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 3:43pm UTC

We live in the WTF generation.
Witty
Tumblr
&
Facebook.
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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 6:52pm UTC

Sometimes,
I don't know if people are checking me out
or if they're just shocked at how ugly I am.
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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 15, 2013 6:40pm UTC

If you can see this, you're beautiful. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Woah.
Have you ever noticed that there's no present? Like as soon as we do something, it's done. It's over with. And it automatically becomes the past. Me writing this has become the past. You reading the last sentence is the past. There is no actual present and that blows my mind.
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OhHoePlease
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 5:22pm UTC

If you can see this, you're beautiful. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
We're not
BROKEN,
just bent.
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