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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Amenah
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May 8, 2013 3:54pm UTC

"You're fat."
That's fine. I know I'm bigger than a girl my age should be, and it's hardly like I try to hide it or anything. You haven't hurt me; all you've done is shown me that you can state the obvious. Because it's not really that offensive to me - I've always been chubby. I was a chubby child, so why is it so shocking that I grew up to be a chubby teenager? Don't misunderstand; I think you're a rude asshat and my respect for you just plummeted. However, I myself am okay. I can lose the weight if I want to - I can go running, I can do push-ups every night, I can monitor what I eat so I don't eat more than I need to. I can manage all that just fine, if I want to. And it's fine if you see me checking the calory count on something and label me with an eating disorder, because I know I don't have one. If my weight affects my health, or if I can't stand it, guess what? I will change it myself. Your input, advice and observations are neither needed nor wanted. Now, instead of worrying about me and how I look, why don't you put more effort into being the person you want to be and leave me alone? I'm happy with being 'fat'.

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Bec*
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May 3, 2013 9:44pm UTC

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown and now
he's LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND
[GOAT SCREAMS]

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DeathlyHallows
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April 26, 2013 7:53pm UTC

Love Witty?
Try it ghetto style.
Steps;
1)Go to Google
2)Find Gizoogle
3)Go to the "search" on Gizoogle.
4)Type in Witty Profiles
5)Click on Witty Profiles
6)You now have ghetto Witty Profiles
Welcome.

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OhHoePlease
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May 3, 2013 5:06pm UTC

;
Do you guys realize what this is?
It's a semicolon.
It's a form of punctuation.
Quit acting like it's soooo inspirational.

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yourcool
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April 15, 2013 8:16pm UTC

19 school days left.
That's how many days I have left until I'm done.
That's how many days I have until I a rid of this school.
Ninteen days and I can get away.
Ninteen days and I know I'm going to miss it beyond belief.
Ninteen days.
It seems so unreal.
Four years ago, I was just walking into those doors for the first time.
Four years ago, I never expected to become the person I am now.
Four years ago, I didn't even expect to walk out of those doors for the last time.
From depression, to fake friends, to smile, hugs, laughter and fights.
I am here.
I made it.
To all of you who didn't think I could do it:
Look who's laughing now.

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yourcool
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April 15, 2013 8:34pm UTC

"are you a top or a bottom?"
what do you mean like bunk beds or mario kart or what

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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April 15, 2013 8:48pm UTC

The best time to
wear a striped sweater
Never
Sometimes
In the winter
All the time.

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Eli22b
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April 15, 2013 10:08pm UTC

One time I tried socializing,
never again.

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Hale_Storm18
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April 16, 2013 3:24pm UTC

On Sunday December 17, 2012, 2 days after the Connecticut shooting,
a man went into a restaurant in San Antonio to kill his ex-girlfriend. After he shot her, most people in the restaurant fled next door to a theater. The gunman followed them and entered the theater so he could shoot more people. He started shooting and people in the theater started running and screaming. It's like the Aurora, Colorado theater story plus a restaurant.
Now aren't you wondering why this isn't a lead story in the national media along with the school shooting?
There was an off duty county deputy at the theater. She pulled out her gun and shot the man 4 times before he had a chance to kill anyone.
So, since this story makes the point that the best thing to stop a bad person with a gun is a good person with a gun, the media is treating it like it never happened.
Only the local media covered it. The city gave her a medal.
Just thought you'd like to know.

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yourcool
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April 11, 2013 8:50pm UTC

call me old fashioned but
four year olds should not own iphones.

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Eli22b
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April 12, 2013 5:15pm UTC

Just because someone supports gay rights,
doesn't mean they're gay. I mean I support animal rights,
do I look like an f.cking alpaca to you?

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reinventlove
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April 11, 2013 9:39pm UTC

I once knew this girl
who had the brightest eyes
who wore tight pigtails
and would always look forward to the future
and had all the friends she needed.
I once knew this girl
who's eyes still shined
who would let her hair fall
and would look forward to most things
and had a good amount of friends.
I once knew this girl
who's eyes grew darker
her hair became straight and fake
and she was very unmotivated
and her friends were making new friends.
I once knew this girl
who's eyes were dull
who gave up on doing her hair
because she had no energy
and seemed to only have one or two friends.
I once knew this girl
who's eyes we're always tear stained
and her hair was a mess
and she didn't care about her future anymore
because she had no one left.
I once knew this girl
but sadly she's gone now.
-My poem

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yourcool
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April 11, 2013 8:14pm UTC

is your name capri sun because
i'm done with you after one minute.

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BravoSierra
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April 12, 2013 12:16am UTC

BravoSierra's format
Just got my financial aid award, I'm crying.
I get to go to college. ♥

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yourcool
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April 11, 2013 8:28pm UTC

homework? decent grades? being on time?
the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve.

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yourcool
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April 11, 2013 8:02pm UTC

i hate having crushes because it makes
me go from sassy independent beyonce to annoying clingy taylor swift in approximately two situations of direct eye contact.

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Hale_Storm18
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April 11, 2013 7:12pm UTC

Billie Joe Armstrong: Ladies, if someone touches you and you don't want them to, feel free to punch them in the f//cking face.
Gerard Way: If you ever see sh//tty a//ss rock dudes in sh//tty a//ss rock bands asking you to show them your t//ts for backstage passes, I want ou to spit in their f//cking face and yell, "F//ck you!"
Justin Bieber: R//pe happens for a reason

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