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1. OfficialWittyUnicorn
   posted a quote
   January 10, 2014 10:25am UTC
   You Light me up when all I see is Darkness,
   You Light me up when I'm Down.
   
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2. OfficialWittyUnicorn
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   December 20, 2013 5:56pm UTC
   ''Write something a stranger would hang on there wall''
   I dunno?Vital organs a pocket knife nutella?
   
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3. OfficialWittyUnicorn
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   December 20, 2013 5:54pm UTC
   Harry Potter Ending In A Nutshell.
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIpH-DoRu9o
   
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4. OfficialWittyUnicorn
   posted a quote
   December 20, 2013 5:52pm UTC
   Dear,Snow
   Thank you for being there to cover the bodies of my enemies.I really appreciate it,keeping them in the basement until you came was a terrible idea.But you didnt cover the blood on the ground I was really unhappy about that :/Nonetheless Thank you!
   Sincerely,
   Greatful
   
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5. OfficialWittyUnicorn
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   December 15, 2013 5:45pm UTC
   I like you.
   I never told you.
   I cant tell you now anyway.
   Because I moved to a different school.
   Stupid parents......
   
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6. OfficialWittyUnicorn
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   December 13, 2013 11:00am UTC
   Some people need a high-five....
   In the face....
   With a chair....
   Made of steel....
   Slammed into the face by the hulk....
   
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7. OfficialWittyUnicorn
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   October 29, 2013 12:17pm UTC
   ''Small Blue Thing''
   About ''Small Blue Thing'':
   ''Small Blue Thing'' is a story I read and I would love to share it to you :)
   The author of the book is S.C.Ransom its published boy a company names Nosy Crow
   It's a love story.Based on some places in England like The Thames,St.Pauls and all that.
   The blurb :D
   If you don't know what a blurb is its basically the back of the book and the writing on it (im like your Wittian Teacher hear i'm dying now XDD)
   Anyway.....To the blurb....yeah.....
   Alex doesn't know who to believe,Callum or Catherine.
   One of them truly cares for her.
   One of them wants to pray on her memories.
   Both of them drowned.
   After school exams,Alex finds an extraordinary bracelet set with a mysterious blue stone buried in Thames mud.
   She discovers that she can use it to communicate with the river's dead.
   Condemned to a half-life of misery,they must steal the happiness of the living to exist.
   Callum-desperate,lonly and breathtakingly good-looking - is one of them.
   And Callum loves her?
   Doesn't he?
   Okay guys thats the blurb done comment if you would like to hear this story and I will bring it to you soon!
   I was inspired by Birdy97 to make these kind of stories that you sweetie :)
   See you guys soon!
   
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8. OfficialWittyUnicorn
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2013 2:49pm UTC
   ''Write a clever joke''
   My Family.
   
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9. OfficialWittyUnicorn
   posted a quote
   October 20, 2013 2:47pm UTC
   Need a friend?
   Call me.
   Need a hug?
   Text me.
   Need money?
   Sorry,
   but this number is out of service.
   
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10. OfficialWittyUnicorn
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    October 16, 2013 12:29pm UTC
    Ylvis:What does the fox say?
    Ylvis:RANING NING NING NING NING NING A NING
    CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHA CHOWWW
    Me: Mooooooooo
    
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11. OfficialWittyUnicorn
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    ~♥~
    Look at this heart
    Its beating for you.
    
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12. OfficialWittyUnicorn
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    October 14, 2013 10:38am UTC
    Do you ever get that feeling when you just wake up and you're mom says ''GET THE F//K UP YOU LIL S///T''.
    I said ''This is the price you pay for having children''.
    And fell back asleep like a princess.
    
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13. OfficialWittyUnicorn
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    October 14, 2013 10:34am UTC
    So my sister told me a story about dread locks......
    Apparently her friend like to cut her brothers dreadlocks out :/
    
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14. OfficialWittyUnicorn
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    October 12, 2013 5:30pm UTC
    ''Write something Clever''
    I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
    
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15. OfficialWittyUnicorn
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    October 12, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you remeber a moment in your past and feel embarrassed again.
    
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16. OfficialWittyUnicorn
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    October 10, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    Its those little things that make a girl feel special like saying ''I love you'' or '' you make me feel special''
    
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17. OfficialWittyUnicorn
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    September 11, 2013 2:57am UTC
    I Like Cheese.
    Wouldn't you Agree?
    
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18. OfficialWittyUnicorn
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    September 9, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    If you are ever sad,just remeber there is always someone out there that is pulling a door when it says push......
    
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19. OfficialWittyUnicorn
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 5:18am UTC
    The one thing you need the most is family,friends,relatives,unknown siblings from outer space and the main prioritys,laptop,food and sleep.
    And of course Witty.
    
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20. OfficialWittyUnicorn
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    Twinkle Twinkle Little star I dont think you know how dangerous I am
    I shall throw you off a tree so high hope you brake you arm and cry twinkle twinkle little star now how brave do you think you are?
    
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