THE TWO BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:
Chain Letter Type 1:
>> (Scroll down) >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> > >>>> > >> >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > > >> >>>> >> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> Make a wish!!! >>>> > >> >>>> > >> > >>>> >> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > > >> >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> No, really, go on and make one!!! >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >> > >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >> >>>> > > >> >>>> > >> Oh please, they’ll never go out with you!!! >> >>>> > >> > >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> >> > >> >>>> > > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >> >>>> > >> >>>> > > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> Wish something else!!! >>>> > >> > >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >> >>>> > >> >>>> > > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> No, I’m sorry, we’re out of ponies at the time being!! >>>> > >> >>>> >> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> > >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > > >> >>>> > >> >>>> >> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> Have you forgotten why you’re scrolling yet? >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > > >> >>>> > >> >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > > >> >>>> >> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> >>>> > >> > >>>> > >> >>STOP!!!! Wasn’t that fun? Hope you made a great wish Now, to make you feel guilty, here’s what I’ll do. First of all, if you don’t send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be kidnapped by ninja elves and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. It’s true! Because, THIS letter isn’t like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!! Here’s how it goes: *Send this to 1 person: One person will be annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain letter. *Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain letter. *Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life. *Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will napalm your house. Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!
Chain Letter Type 2:
Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many sad email addicts with nothing better to do. So this is how it works: 1. Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like: *Bizarre Horror Story* #1 Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently received this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of poop, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died too. This Could Happen To You!!! *Bizarre Horror Story* 2 Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and ignored it. Later that day, he was crushed by an anvil that was dropped by a plane that just happened to be flying directly above him. This Could Happen To You Too!!! 2. Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley and Bip. Just send this letter to all of your loser friends, and everything will be okay.
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