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  1. OceanWide OceanWide
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 12:49am UTC
    I wonder how many people actually ordered a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they got it said i ordered this thing a year ago!!!
    Anyone else?

  2. OceanWide OceanWide
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 12:44am UTC
    Me: i miss thats so raisen
    Friend: hahahhaaaaaaa
    Me: crap!

  3. OceanWide OceanWide
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 12:30am UTC
    Happy New Years!!!!

  4. OceanWide OceanWide
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 2:36pm UTC
    "...One of the things that I want to say just aren't coming out right
    I'm tripping on words
    You've got my head spinning
    I don't know where to go from here
    'Cause it's you and me and all of the people with nothing to do
    Nothing to prove
    And it's you and me and all other people
    And I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you..."
    *** I can relate, how about you?***

  5. OceanWide OceanWide
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 2:33pm UTC
    "...Girl tell me how you feel
    What your fantasy
    I see us on a beach down in Mexico
    You can put your feet up
    Be my senorita
    We ain't gotta rush
    Just take it slow..."

  6. OceanWide OceanWide
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 2:20pm UTC
    Day Dreaming,
    You and your crush are running through a medow towards each other and you jump into his arms as he spins you around then right when your about to kiss, your teacher calls your name and you realize your still in school...

  7. OceanWide OceanWide
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    police: put your hands up
    **All your friends put there hands up***
    Me: And wave them think you just dont care
    Police: Say Heeeeyy hoooo!
    **Me, dying of laughter!**

  8. OceanWide OceanWide
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    My friend and I always make New Years revolutions, one of mine is to find a good guy who wont end up being a jerk...
    Whats yours?...

  9. OceanWide OceanWide
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 9:08pm UTC
    You know youve lost everything that matters when your best friend and the guy you like deside to ditch you, I mean what did I ever do to you to leave...
    Me: Forever alone</3

  10. OceanWide OceanWide
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    "...One of these days I'll wake up from this bad dream im dreaming, one of these days i'll pray that ill be over over over you..."

  11. OceanWide OceanWide
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    I hate you! How could you do that to me? Leave me lIke that.. Just waLk away? you need to knOw how I really feel about you, you killed my life, although I wasnt liVing when I mEet you. So just leave i dont reallY need yOu anyways Unless you feel differently, i just wish you could read me like they can.

  12. OceanWide OceanWide
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    Todays the second day sence I ruined the best realtionship I have ever had with the Nicest guy. I ruined it! How could I have done it, it was Christmas eve. He had started being a jerk and ignoring me, and instead of telling him I once again ruined it! I Love him!! He doesnt know how bad I feel, How alone I am. Think he will ever forgive me?
    ***True story***

  13. OceanWide OceanWide
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 11:22am UTC
    M C
    E H
    R R
    R I
    Y S
    M
    A
    S

  14. OceanWide OceanWide
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    December 24, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    RED
    ORANGE
    YELLOW
    GREEN
    BLUE
    VIOLET
    PURPLE
    :)

  15. OceanWide OceanWide
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    Secretly dancing to your favorite song while no one is looking!
    ( Hey soul sister)
    ( Baby you light up my world like no body else)
    ( A thousand years)
    Thoughs are some of mine and my familys what are some of yours?

  16. OceanWide OceanWide
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    Who else is gonna get up early Christmas morning just to open all your presents as early as possible?

  17. OceanWide OceanWide
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    Are you ever overly thirsty that nothing quenches your thirst?!?

  18. OceanWide OceanWide
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    What if a random celebraty walked around New York City saying " Follow me" unintentionally having everyone follow them around the city, how many people do you think would actually follow them?

  19. OceanWide OceanWide
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    Cute Story!!
    "There was a girl playing in the park when she saw a picture in the bush.She kept the photo, but forgot about it until she was married. Her husband asked, who is that little boy in her wallet. She answered: " My first love". Then the husband smiled and said: " I lost this picture when I was nine years old".

  20. OceanWide OceanWide
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    Santa: what do you want for christmas
    Little girl:I want my mommy back, shes in the hospital and daddy says she might not be with us for christmas. Can you make her better
    Santa statrs tearing*
    Santa: I cant promise anything but i will try my hardest to give her a unforgetable christmas
    That day Santa went to the hospital and gave the little girls mom 2,000 dollars they raised from all the pictures nd the little girls moter was able to have a Merry Christmas!

:)

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