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1. OMGsome1stolemyface
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   April 15, 2014 11:40am UTC
   Hey guyz so basically on witty i have said some really stupid, ignorant and mean stuff which i shouldn't have said. For this I apologise. I'm sure FramingMathew wouldn't have wanted ppl on witty to turn on each other. I'm gonna make a new profile to try and start afresh. And to everyone i've hurt, i'm so sorry...
   
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2. OMGsome1stolemyface
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   September 16, 2013 4:25pm UTC
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3. OMGsome1stolemyface
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   September 16, 2013 4:21pm UTC
   Person: God, you need a life.
   Me: I already do but I wish I didn't have one.
   
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4. OMGsome1stolemyface
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   September 3, 2013 10:47am UTC
   I hate missing someone and not being able to do anything about it.
   
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5. OMGsome1stolemyface
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   September 3, 2013 8:15am UTC
   You can punch me, kick me, spit at me, but you can NEVER make fun of my hair.
   
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6. OMGsome1stolemyface
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   August 31, 2013 10:37am UTC
   They point, they laugh, they swear, they push, they kick, they punch, they pinch, they beat, they clubber.
   Im black and blue but Im still standing.
   
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7. OMGsome1stolemyface
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   August 31, 2013 10:08am UTC
   I drink energy drinks at night just to avoid the nightmares.
   
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8. OMGsome1stolemyface
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   August 31, 2013 8:54am UTC
   I don't have a problem with you but a problem with what you've become.
   
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9. OMGsome1stolemyface
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   August 30, 2013 7:14pm UTC
   A jewish prisoner wrote on the walls on one of the concentration camps "God will have to beg me for his forgiveness.
   
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10. OMGsome1stolemyface
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    August 29, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    Insults #7
    Your so ugly that's why Wally's hiding.
    
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11. OMGsome1stolemyface
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    August 29, 2013 3:34pm UTC
    I am seriously starting to think that swings are really pedophilic. I mean, they seek the buts of children.
    
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12. OMGsome1stolemyface
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    August 29, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    One mans Hell is another mans Heaven.
    
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13. OMGsome1stolemyface
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    August 29, 2013 5:22am UTC
    You can be as weak as a twig but still be the strongest peson in the world. You could as ugly as dirt but still be the most beatiful person in the world. You could come last but still come first.
    There is more than one meaning to these words.
    
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14. OMGsome1stolemyface
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    August 29, 2013 5:17am UTC
    Some infinities are bigger than other infinities. Like in between one and two the is an infinitive amount of numbers; there is 0.1 and 0.12 and 0.122. But there is an even bigger infinitive amount of numbers in between 0 and 2 or 0 and a million.
    The fault in our stars taught me that.
    
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15. OMGsome1stolemyface
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    August 29, 2013 5:12am UTC
    Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me, fool me three times then i must be a freaking idiot!
    
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16. OMGsome1stolemyface
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    August 29, 2013 5:06am UTC
    When your losing an arguement you bring in reinforcements.
    
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17. OMGsome1stolemyface
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    August 29, 2013 5:03am UTC
    Sorry for not being on witty for a month I went to pakistan with my family for holiday.
    If you have any questions just ask on my profile page.
    
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18. OMGsome1stolemyface
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    July 27, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    I wonder how it feels to be popular...
    
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19. OMGsome1stolemyface
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    July 27, 2013 2:47pm UTC
    Recently I saw a quote saying Satan is the good guy.
    I beg to differ. If Satan is so good why is he telling people to go to war eg: Palestine and Syria. If satan is so good why is he telling people to to go round commiting gun crimes eg: Raul Moat, Adam Lanza, Osama Bin Laden and Andrew Kehoe. If Satan is so good why did he encourage child murderes, eg: Mary bell, Robert Thompson and Jon Vanables. If Satan is so good why did God throw him out of the Garden of Eden.
    Satan is not the good guy.
    
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20. OMGsome1stolemyface
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    July 27, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    British person: Oh my god it's raining, what a freaking surprise!
    Person: Oh look, it's sunny now.
    British person: Great, thats just great, now i'm gonna get sunburnt!
    Person: Well now it's snowing.
    British person: Seriously, does the world want me to get frostbite!
    Person: Why do you always complain about the weather.
    British person: Cos i'm British I have to.
    
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