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1. OMGitsKAY
   posted a quote
   October 24, 2011 8:37pm UTC
   Hey, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
   AWEEEE
   BECAUSE YOUR FACE IS F**KED UP!
   -__-
   
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2. OMGitsKAY
   posted a quote
   October 18, 2011 8:05pm UTC
   Paul (Age 11)
   Went from "in a relationship" to "single" 7 hours ago ♥ · comment · like
   1 person like this
   Lauren
   Awwhhh paullll :'''''( im sorry
   5 hours ago · Like
   Stephanie
   *dislike* sorry paul...
   5 hours ago · Like
   Paul
   Its k.
   3 hours ago · like
   Sam
   PAAAUUUULLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( im sorry.
   3 hours ago · like
   Me
   You guys are, what, 12? Worry about when Toys R Us closes, not about relationships.
   2 hours ago · 8 people like
   No joke, I copied this from Facebook. What has this world come to?
   
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3. OMGitsKAY
   posted a quote
   October 1, 2011 5:05pm UTC
   When a friend asks you to go to a
   Haunted House;
   You're all excited.
   When you get there,
   You're begging to stay in the car.
   
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4. OMGitsKAY
   posted a quote
   September 17, 2011 12:15pm UTC
   THE AWKWARD MOMENT
   When your twin sister and your best guy friend are making out while you watch Tangled with your dog..
   not my format
   
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5. OMGitsKAY
   posted a quote
   August 28, 2011 1:47pm UTC
   Oh that guy is hot! (:
   Hot guy talking to friend:
   "Hey man, I'm smoking a friend's tonight, wanna come?"
   Never mind. You're not hot anymore.
   -_-
   
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6. OMGitsKAY
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2011 2:34pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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7. OMGitsKAY
   posted a quote
   August 5, 2011 1:41pm UTC
   Our hearts were in
   different places;
   We are now just
   split apart.
   You wore a
   mask with different faces;
   and beat up my
   f r a g i l e
   h e a r t
   ♥
   
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8. OMGitsKAY
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2011 2:37pm UTC
   Caylee Anthoney
   R.I.P.
   They found her murderess not guilty.
   Favorite if you want justice.
   
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9. OMGitsKAY
   posted a quote
   July 5, 2011 2:22pm UTC
   Zack Martin's
   graduation speech:
   "Goodbye Seniors, goodbye class. Highschool you can kiss my-"
   oh Suite Life, you will be missed
   <3
   formatcredict to iClaire.
   
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10. OMGitsKAY
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 9:10pm UTC
    +& here's to
    men and women serving Our Country.
    Because without them,
    we wouldn't be standing here
    t o d a y.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 8 points
11. OMGitsKAY
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 8:58pm UTC
    I really hate it when a pretty popular girl gets 50 favs on a photo and the less popular beautiful girl gets 2.
    J u s t m e ?
    Format credict to: tt505
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 17 points
12. OMGitsKAY
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    "I wasn't that drunk!"
    "Dude, you threw my hamster and screamed
    'PIKACHU I CHOOSE
    YOU!'
    quote credict to 467chocolateocean
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 15 points
13. OMGitsKAY
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    When you make a fart noise with you're shoe then can't replicate the sound..
    format credit to pickle_ninja
    
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14. OMGitsKAY
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    I can't wait till
    Axe makes body spray for girls.
    Then we can make them suffer.
    
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15. OMGitsKAY
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2011 5:47pm UTC
    We all have time machines.
    The ones that take us to the
    PAST;
    those are called
    m e m o r i e s ;
    the ones that take us to the
    FUTURE;
    Those are called
    d r e a m s .
    
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16. OMGitsKAY
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    when people ask me who my
    date to the dance is, i respond with
    "3 people. Me, myself and I."
    My friend responded with
    "Wow, aren't you a player!" (:
    Fav if you are single and embrace it <3
    not my format
    
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17. OMGitsKAY
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    m a n, i ' m s o w h i t e
    t h a t e v e n i n t h e d a r k i
    GLOW.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 12 points
18. OMGitsKAY
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 1:44pm UTC
    witty survey:
    Favorite for Ninjas
    Comment for Pirates
    who would win?
    
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19. OMGitsKAY
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 10:53am UTC
    happy mother's day
    to all the moms out there.
    we love you so much.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points
20. OMGitsKAY
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 10:52am UTC
    Whenever you insult a parent,
    and they respond with
    'excuse me?'
    you know you're screwed.
    notmyformat
    
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