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  1. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    Things people don't say #01
    "Twilight deserves an Oscar"

  2. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 8:51pm UTC
    Oh, and here's your knife.
    I finally pulled it out of my back.

  3. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    "That's what",
    she said.♥

  4. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 9:00pm UTC
    Things people don't say #02
    "Hey can I borrow a copy of your Nickelback CD?"

  5. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    Things people don't say #03
    "Baggy shirts look really good on you!"

  6. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    Things people don't say #05
    "I completely understand my taxes."

  7. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 9:12pm UTC
    Things people don't say #06
    "My bazooka gum still has flavor!"

  8. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 9:16pm UTC
    Things people don't say #07
    "I have got too much money."

  9. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    Things people don't say #08
    "Touch the laptop screen."

  10. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    Things people don't say #09
    "These CSI shows are all so different."

  11. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    Things people don't say #10
    "Could you please keep smacking your gum?"

  12. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    Things people don't say #11
    "Yes, buffering!"

  13. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 9:30pm UTC
    Things people don't say #12
    "Yes, I'm sick!"

  14. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    Things people don't say #14
    "The Beatles suck!"

  15. marchand_gurl marchand_gurl
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 12:29pm UTC
    be LIE ve
    fOreVER
    friEND
    Dont you remember how these words used to be promises, yet they all have a bad side?

  16. tracylivesunderyourbed tracylivesunderyourbed
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    Crush online
    Thinking for 10 minutes about what you're going to say
    Finding the best sentence ever
    Crush offline

  17. AdrianaPerez AdrianaPerez
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 1:32pm UTC
    -That Little Dance You Do
    When You Are Pullinq Up Your Pants Aha :)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. XoXoHaddenxchickXoXo XoXoHaddenxchickXoXo
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    Basics
    1. Name: Anna
    2. Age: 12
    3. Height: 5'4
    4. Date of Birth: May 21
    5. Eye Color: Green
    6. Religion: christian
    7. Sexuality: Straight
    Looks
    8. Hair Color: Brown
    9. Eye Color: Green
    10. Weight: 123
    11. Skin Tone: medium tan...
    12. Piercings/Tattoos: Ears pierced
    13. Jewelry: earings.
    14. Build: Medium.
    Personality
    15. Funny or Serious?: Funny
    16. Hard working or lazy?: lil bit a both
    17. Flirty or reserved?: flirtayy
    18. What is the first thing people notice about your personality?: im not shy.
    19. Are you more caring or sympathetic?: symoathetic
    20. Are you sporty, artistic, bookworm or sciency?: sporty. and artistic.
    Have You Ever
    21. Slapped someone in the face?: well duh.
    22. Lost touch with a good friend?: Yes
    23. Kissed someone for a dare?: yup.
    24. Drank alcohol?: naww.
    25. Broke a bone?: yeapp
    27. Ate a whole pizza to yourself?: you know it!
    28. Stepped on a bug?: Yes D:
    29. Rode a horse?: Yes.
    30. Been seen naked by someone not your doctor or family member?: No..
    How Many
    31. TVs are in your house?: 3
    32. Scars have you?: none expect when i fell into a bookshelf.
    33. Chairs are in the room you are in now?: 3312048309138920
    34. Best friends do you have?: 1
    35. PCs or laptops are in your house?: 2 laptops and a kindle
    36. Summer or Winter?: Summer
    37. Strawberry or Banana?: Strawberry bananaaa!
    38. Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift?: JB.
    39. Eminem or Kanye West?: Eminem, all day.
    40. Vegetables or Fruits?: Fruits.
    41. Books or Movies?: Depends.
    42. Hugs or Kisses?: kisssses.
    43. Rock or Pop?: Pop.(:
    Name The Last Person That...
    44. Hugged you?: Jay
    45. Kissed you?: Jay.
    46. Thanked you?: my mama.
    47. Flirted with you?: Jay but in a boyfriend way..
    48. Insulted you?: Ashley.
    49. Made you laugh?: Spencer.
    50. Made you cry?: my father....
    Lasts
    51. Ate?: Chesse Burger :3
    52. Drank?: Water.
    53. Talked to?: spencer
    54. Word Spoke?: legit.
    55. Time cried?: idk.
    56. Time laughed?: like 15 mins ago.
    Firsts
    57. Best friend?: Tori.(:
    58. Crush?: ....nial horan . >;D
    59. Boyfriend?: Jay.
    60. Dog?: Ace :( but hes gone :((
    61. Kiss?: dylann -.-
    62. Took steps?: ...idk.
    Random
    63. Do you own any brand shirts?: pshhhyeah!
    64. What languages do you know?: English and a lil spanish.
    65. Do you like to sing?: YES. I suck, though
    66. Are you competitive?: yessirr
    67. What are you afraid of?: big scary animals.
    68. Who do you miss?: jay.
    69. Are you a virgin?: yessirr.
    70. Do you like photography?: yes.!!
    © format by PaperLung

  20. Deephispanicchica Deephispanicchica
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 4:32pm UTC
    {If you are reading this}
    God is testing you so repost this and
    he will fix two BIG things tonight in your life
    ♥if you believe in him repost ♥

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