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  1. Chellsey Chellsey
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 12:11pm UTC
    There are 6 billion people on this planet
    Don't let one ruin your day.

  2. zpoiledrotton313 zpoiledrotton313
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 5:19pm UTC

    I
    want a relationship
    like
    Rachel & Finn, Noah & Allie, Justin & Selena,
    Aladdin & Jasmine, DJ & Steve, Cody & Bailey
    Hanna & Caleb, Lizzie & Gordo, Sam & Quinn
    Ariel & Eric. Aria & Ezra, Bay & Emmit
    Kurt & Blaine, Peter & MJ, Cinderella & Prince Charming
    Spencer & Toby, Claire & Eli, Pam & Jim
    Percy & Annabelle, Emily & Samara, Kermit & Miss Piggy
    Brittany & Artie, Stefan & Elena, Maria & Tony
    Ilsa & Rick, Bonnie & Clyde, Jack & Rose
    Barbie & Ken, Simba & Nala, Pongo & Perdita
    Tarzan & Jane, Lady & the Tramp, Mario & Peach
    Phineas & Isabella, Belle & the Beast Dagwood & Blondie,
    Homer & Marge, Pocahontas & John Smith
    Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head, Rocky & Adrienne, Luigi & Daisy
    Shrek & Fiona, Lily & Oliver, Hermione & Ron
    Princess Leia & Han Solo, Lucky & Ricky, Mary & Joseph
    Maria & George Von Trapp, Harry & Ginny
    Edward & Bella, Jackie & Kelso, Jesse & Rebecca
    Fred & Wilma, James & Lily
    whose your favorite?
    nmf

  3. lalaimemma lalaimemma
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 1:22am UTC
    My Favorite lyrics
    Hear them haters talk
    but theres nothin' you can
    tell 'em. ♥
    We're smiling, but were
    close to tears. ♥
    We're like fire & rain,
    you can drive me insane. ♥
    Who says your not perfect. ♥
    If i had you,
    that would be the
    only thing i ever need. ♥
    Maybe it's not my weekend,
    but it's gonna be my year. ♥
    We just wanna make the
    world dance, forget about
    the price tag. ♥
    Of all the things i still
    remember, summers never
    looked the same. ♥
    I'm lucky i'm in love
    with my best friend. ♥
    Here we go again,
    I kinda wanna be
    more than friends. ♥
    You make me happy,
    weather you know
    it or not. ♥
    Love me, or love me not. ♥
    The words me&you
    never sounded so cool. ♥
    I might drive myself
    insane if those lips arn't
    speakin my name. ♥
    Do you know your unlike
    any other, you'll always
    be my thunder. ♥
    I'm beautiful in my
    way, cause god makes
    no mistakes. ♥
    not my quote/format. i just liked them & wanted to save them.

  4. loosiegoosie loosiegoosie
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 10:08am UTC

    Hey,
    Summer's not over yet..
    Its onlyJuly 41st
    Yeah that's right..
    Get at me bro

  5. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2011 2:13pm UTC
    Doctor's Note:
    (Insert name) should be excused from any academic
    or physical activity due to a severe case of backstabbing.
    A knife was lodged in the back of the patient and she/he
    lost a large amount of trust. The patient may show side
    effects of loneliness, trust issues, and loss of friends.

    should this be a quote series?
    [i made an old quote like this]


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. livvxyourxlifeee livvxyourxlifeee
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 6:17pm UTC
    Dear Steve,
    I adore you for making this website!
    But I often see see how ungrateful girls are
    on the facebook page and on your comments on your account here
    and I can not believe how demanding these girls are. It's actually ridiculous.
    You do so much for us and they care for about 30 seconds and then beg you for the next thing.
    I t i s p a t h e t i c, r u d e, and I would not be able to be even the slightest bit nice to someone like that.
    But you manage to keep your cool and never say one bad thing to any of those girls.
    I a b s o l u t e l y p o s i t i v e l y a d m i r e y o u f o r t h a t .
    So here I am, doing what most girls don't do {{but should}} & thanking you for everything you do for us!
    You've provided me with a place to vent, share my secrets, laugh, cry, be inspired, and mostly enjoy life.
    I can't say it enough, thank you, thank you, thank you.
    Thanks so much Steve!
    Love, Witty

  8. ajmx15 ajmx15
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 4:32pm UTC
    Summer 2011
    Should get a ticket for speeding.

  9. PaolarBear PaolarBear
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    Look for the girl with the B - R - O - K - E - N smile, ask her if she wants to s.t.a.y♥ a while . .
    [&&] She W♥ i ♥ l ♥ l be l♥ved♥

  10. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 1:12pm UTC
    hey, you know what's annoying?
    What?
    When everyone on Witty uses this
    format.

  11. iloveyou5349 iloveyou5349
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 7:05pm UTC
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  12. behappy111 behappy111
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 11:34pm UTC
    missing you isn't
    ♥ → the hard part,
    its knowing that i had you
    that breaks my heart
    [nmf]

  13. Xjustmeagain Xjustmeagain
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 10:29pm UTC
    This ones for you and me
    livin out our dreams
    we're all right where we should be♥

  14. daddysbai12 daddysbai12
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 1:04am UTC
    Have you ever wondered
    how many guys
    secretly like you?

  15. loveyualways loveyualways
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 8:47pm UTC
    the worst thing about
    being lied to?
    knowing you weren't good enough for the truth.

  16. yourmom5 yourmom5
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 9:23pm UTC
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    Your'e on my mind

  17. danni79 danni79
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 3:05pm UTC
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  18. Nikki106 Nikki106
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 7:43pm UTC
    If I saw my 8 year old self
    I would hug her and tell her how much I missed her.
    nmf

  19. Althearose Althearose
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 11:31pm UTC
    So today my guy Science teacher told us to draw pictures of things that related to the word "cold",
    1 point for common drawings,
    3 points if you were creative.
    I drew a boys heart.
    Got 3 points.

    True story-Completely mine/nmf

  20. tt505 tt505
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2011 10:52pm UTC
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