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  1. Ashbeyou20 Ashbeyou20
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2014 3:05pm UTC
    Im not okay.

  2. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 5:21pm UTC
    me: mom im done
    mom: excuse me?
    me: ive had it, im dropping out
    mom: who do you think you are??
    me: im done with the fake b'i't'ches, the homework, all of it
    mom: you're on 2nd grade
    me: no one gets me

  3. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 7:50pm UTC
    "I need to pass this class"
    *starts calculating what I need to get on tests and quizzes instead of actually studying for the class*


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 1:08pm UTC
    what i've learned in college
    how to read greek letters
    coffee is happier water
    how to cry silently with someone else in the room
    ???????????????
    taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat

  6. Carla Crahan.* Carla Crahan.*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 2:27pm UTC
    I think a lot, but I don't say much.

  7. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 12:49pm UTC
    this shampoo was supposed to give my hair volume but I really can’t hear anything

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 4:49pm UTC
    do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 4:47pm UTC
    hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe

  10. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 1:08pm UTC
    “I dont care about looks”
    LIAR YOU’RE A LIAR
    YOU ARE LYING

  11. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 1:06pm UTC
    "you have little boobs!" “wow you look really tired!" “you look sick" “you look mad" “i don’t like your outfit, you looked better in that other shirt" “your hair is really messy!" “wow you sure are eating a ton!" “did you just wake up?" “i liked your hair before you cut it!"
    stop
    pointing
    stuff
    like
    this
    out

  12. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 4:53pm UTC
    I know of a kid who was in a coma for a week and when he woke up the first thing he did was panic because he had homework due and I think that sums up the American school system pretty well

  13. release release
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 4:57pm UTC
    save yourself
    little girl,
    stop wiating for someone
    to come and rescue you.
    you are on your own.
    -Josephin august

  14. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 1:53am UTC
    You clench your teeth.
    You look up.
    You tell yourself that if they see you cry,
    it will hurt them,
    and you will be nothing but A Sadness in their lives,
    and you must not become a mere sadness,
    so you will not cry,
    and you say all of this to yourself
    while looking up at the ceiling,
    and then you swallow even though
    your throat does not want to close
    and you look at the person
    who loves you and smile.
    -John Green, The Fault in Our Stars

  15. ErinIsTheName* ErinIsTheName*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 12:01am UTC
    Person: Ohh, I like your shirt!
    Me: Yeah, me too. That's why I bought it.

  16. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 2:24pm UTC
    I GIVE UP.
    I'm tired of trying to fix something that you broke.

  17. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 7:40am UTC
    I hate it when a student asks a legit question
    because they're confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot.
    Like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions.

  18. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 4:39pm UTC
    Trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine.

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 3:17pm UTC
    I really worry about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing.

  20. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 3:14pm UTC
    little kids are either cute and sweet or evil and annoying there is no in between

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