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ZombiexEater*
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February 9, 2014 6:43pm UTC

But you'd have to walk a thousand miles
In my shoes just to see, what it's like to be me
I'll be you, let's trade shoes just to see what it'd be like to feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside eachothers minds, just to see what we'd find look at sh** through eachothers eyes
Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful,
They can all get f****ed, just stay true to you.
-Eminem <3

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ZombiexEater*
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December 24, 2013 3:35am UTC

Random Christmas rant, but I have to get this off my chest.
Okay I probably sound really stupid for this but this is something I DO NOT understand about Christmas.
Why do people tell their kids about "Santa Clause" I don't see the point in it, when they get older and you have to tell them he's not real than the're just sitting there all sad because you lied to them all those years, WHAT IS THE POINT.
I don't see one, I am NOT telling my kids about "Santa" I don't feel the need to tell my kids about a fictional fat stalker in a red suit with a child molesters beard.

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ZombiexEater*
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December 23, 2013 5:33am UTC

This is for all the people that cant spend christmas with a loved one.
You're not alone. <3

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ZombiexEater*
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December 21, 2013 8:43am UTC

Me and my friend talking about creepy pervs on the internet.
My friend: i think i'm going to deactivate my account, I think there are a bunch of creepy pervs on here
Me: yeah, mt.
My friend: whats mt? o.o
Me: "Me too"
My friend: lol ohh. i didnt know what tbh meant till i put it together yesterday xD
Me: lol "To be honest"
My friend: Oh? I thought it meant "Titty, Boobies, Hotness"
We are going to be best friends forever.

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ZombiexEater*
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December 18, 2013 12:42am UTC

So last night,
I tried to sleep with a blanket over my head, and this is what happened.
Me: Ugh it's not dark enough in here, and I can't fall asleep.
Me: hmm.. *puts blanket over head*
Me: *after about 5 seconds, feels like someones sufficating me, and I can't breathe*
Me: AHH *launches myself up causing myself to slam my head into the bars on the top bunk*
Me: I'm not going to get any sleep tonight.

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
December 17, 2013 10:59pm UTC

Is anybody out there?
Feels like I'm talking to myself
No one seems to know my struggle, and everything I come from
Can anybody hear me?
I guess I keep talking to myself
It feels like I'm going insane
Am I the one whose crazy?

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
November 22, 2013 7:00am UTC

sad quotes with fun formats make no sense to me.

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
November 9, 2013 10:11am UTC

You can't spell "Awesome" without "me"
;D
nmq

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 9:05pm UTC

My sister: what are you eating?
Me: I'm eating special kay.
My sister: why?
Me: 'Cause I'm special, kay?

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ZombiexEater*
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October 5, 2013 6:41pm UTC

Did anyone else not know you could just type in "WittyP.com" and has been typing in "WittyProfiles.com"?

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 11:43pm UTC

Me: *goes to a party*
Friend: Ohhh you came to socialize, finally!
Me:uhh no, I came to steal some party food and leave.

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 10:50pm UTC

Do you think that sometimes
musicians forget their own song lyrics?

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 5:50pm UTC

*My iPod dies*
Me:*leaves earphones in so no one talks to me*

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 9:51am UTC

It's OKAY not to support gay marriage,
It's NOT okay to say that gay people dont deserve it.
It's OKAY to dislike a band or a singer,
It's NOT okay to try and hurt them their fans or their family.
It's OKAY not to believe in god,
It's NOT okay to harass those who do.
It's OKAY to dislike people,
It's NOT okay to bully them because of it.
It's OKAY to be who you are,
And its NOT OKAY if people don't accept that.
-NMQ/NMF

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ZombiexEater*
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September 29, 2013 2:06am UTC

It is a bad idea to give me super glue,
I will glue random things together, and probably glue my hands together.

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 5:34am UTC

Turn up the music and
DROWN OUT
REALITY.

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 10:00pm UTC

It's to cold outside
For angels to fly

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 12:15pm UTC

Every girl: Like in those romantic movies, where the guy sees a puddle so he takes off his jacket and puts it over the puddle so the girl can walk across.
Me: Well why can't they walk around it?

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 12:08pm UTC

Wake me up when
Pokemon
ends

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ZombiexEater*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 10:02am UTC

I am probably the only teenager in the world
That everyone closes my door and I'm like
"Noooo please, leave it open."
I am such a rebel, I know.

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