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  1. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 11:39am UTC
    What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

  2. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 4:32pm UTC
    Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
    — Swedish Proverb

  3. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2014 1:31pm UTC
    A TCP packet walks into a bar, and says to the barman "Hello, I'd like a beer."
    The barman replies "Hello, you'd like a beer?"
    "Yes," replies the TCP packet, "I'd like a beer."
    I'd tell you my UDP packet joke, but I'm not sure you'd get it.

  4. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 2:55pm UTC
    I'll take a girl with a sharp wit. Wits never sag.

  5. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 1:42am UTC
    KNOWS YOU'RE BORED DURING BREAK
    LETS YOU USE IMAGES IN QUOTES

  6. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2014 5:05am UTC
    “By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right,
    he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.”
    — Charles Wadsworth

  7. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2014 1:48am UTC
    "I have enough love for the both of us."

  8. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2014 7:36am UTC
    What are you talking about?
    It's totally normal to dance around your room singing You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift.

  9. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
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    September 26, 2014 11:33pm UTC
    We're great.
    Not just you.
    Not just me.
    But together we are great.

  10. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2014 4:50am UTC
    I'm not very athletic
    but I'd play tonsil hockey with you.

  11. StillStanding33 StillStanding33
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2014 2:03am UTC
    Just because you know someone would wait for you forever doesn't mean you should let them wait that long.

  12. Immortality* Immortality*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2014 8:15am UTC
    I'm a disaster.
    I'm a bloody mess.
    Always losing. Always bruising.
    Never faked it. I'm never changing.
    I'm a disaster.
    I'm a bloody mess.
    Always losing. Always bruising.
    Never faked it. It's time to change this.

  13. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2014 5:11pm UTC
    But when I close my eyes the miles melt away
    Like you're here in my arms at the end of the day
    So bring me the night
    Send out the stars
    Cause when I'm dreaming we don't seem so far
    Darken the sky and light up the moon
    So that somehow you'll be here with me soon
    Bring me the night
    That brings me to you
    And it's enough knowing you
    I know that you're calling to me while you're
    Dreaming beneath the same moon
    All it takes is imagining you
    So that I can get through
    One more long and lonely day...

  14. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2014 3:13am UTC
    "I never said you had to love me back."

  15. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
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    September 18, 2014 3:26am UTC
    "Yeah, I know. Everyone says I should hate you for what you've done to me, and put me through."
    I shrugged. "But I'm probably going to love you anyway, and I'm not going to lie about it."

  16. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
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    September 22, 2014 6:49am UTC
    My heart is bigger than the distance in between us.

  17. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
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    September 22, 2014 6:50am UTC
    "A truly cruel fate this is. To love someone that lives on the other side of the earth."

  18. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2014 6:13am UTC
    When I said you're ugly,
    I meant that I could look at you all day, everyday.
    When I said I hate you,
    I meant that I love you more than most people in my life.
    When I rolled my eyes at you,
    I was trying to cover up my idiotic omnipresent grin.
    When I asked why you're so annoying,
    I meant to ask whether you feel it too.
    And when I told you to flirt with another girl,
    what I meant was that there was already a girl who loved you,
    staring right at you, but she was too afraid to admit it.

  19. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
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    September 24, 2014 12:28am UTC
    *A friend and I talking about razors*
    Me: Yeah my new razors are so sharp. I cut two of my nails that caught on it, and my knees.
    Her: What are these? Satan's razors?
    Me: LOL yes. "Silk Touch: by Satan."
    Me: "Sinfully Smooth"
    Her: THIS SHOULD BE A THING.
    Me: That was so brilliant. I should work in advertising.
    Her: We could be rich.
    Me: This is gonna happen.

  20. Cupcake145* Cupcake145*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 7:48pm UTC
    "No, I'm not single.I am in a long distance relationship because mygirlfriendlives in the future."

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