A TCP packet walks into a bar, and says to the barman "Hello, I'd like a beer." The barman replies "Hello, you'd like a beer?" "Yes," replies the TCP packet, "I'd like a beer." I'd tell you my UDP packet joke, but I'm not sure you'd get it.
I'm a disaster. I'm a bloody mess. Always losing. Always bruising. Never faked it. I'm never changing. I'm a disaster. I'm a bloody mess. Always losing. Always bruising. Never faked it. It's time to change this.
But when I close my eyes the miles melt away Like you're here in my arms at the end of the day So bring me the night Send out the stars Cause when I'm dreaming we don't seem so far Darken the sky and light up the moon So that somehow you'll be here with me soon Bring me the night That brings me to you And it's enough knowing you I know that you're calling to me while you're Dreaming beneath the same moon All it takes is imagining you So that I can get through One more long and lonely day...
When I said you're ugly, I meant that I could look at you all day, everyday. When I said I hate you, I meant that I love you more than most people in my life. When I rolled my eyes at you, I was trying to cover up my idiotic omnipresent grin. When I asked why you're so annoying, I meant to ask whether you feel it too. And when I told you to flirt with another girl, what I meant was that there was already a girl who loved you, staring right at you, but she was too afraid to admit it.
*A friend and I talking about razors* Me: Yeah my new razors are so sharp. I cut two of my nails that caught on it, and my knees. Her: What are these? Satan's razors? Me: LOL yes. "Silk Touch: by Satan." Me: "Sinfully Smooth" Her: THIS SHOULD BE A THING. Me: That was so brilliant. I should work in advertising. Her: We could be rich. Me: This is gonna happen.