silvergirl posted a quote
August 1, 2013 7:15pm UTC
“Why is your stomach so big?” – he asks. “I´m having a baby.” – she replies. “Is the baby in your stomach?” – he asks, with his big eyes. “Yes, it is.” – she says. “Is it a good baby?” – he asks, with a puzzled look. “Oh, yes. A really good baby.” – the lady replies. Shocked and surprised, he asks: “Then why did you eat him?”
PhilLester posted a quote
August 1, 2013 7:07pm UTC
"Recovery is not possible without honesty. I spent years hiding and lying about my addiction. A huge weight was lifted from me when I could look at my friends, family and band in the eye and tell them what was really going on. It didn’t feel like I had some sort of double life anymore. I don’t want that feeling in any aspect of my life again." -Spencer Smith on winning his battle with addiction
Quote: "I don't see why everyone on here thinks they're so ugly. I have no seen one ugly person on here." Wittians: lol then you've never seen me xP What's the point of commenting that? Do you think they're just going to comment back "Oh s.hit, you're right. Sorry, I completely missed your profile picture. Jesus Christ you are an ugly f.uck. Like d.amn, like, I mean daaaammn. Ugly as sin." or do you just want them to tell you you're pretty or?
Justin Bieber: *Attacks paparazzi* Society: It's okay. The fame gets celebrities sometime. He just needs a little guidance. Black Veil Brides: *Calls out on haters* Society: Damn trash band. I can't believe young people find these guys as role models. They should just let the haters hate and not do anything about it.