Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

NotBrokenJustBent

  1. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    If Wittyprofiles,Google,& Youtube were school
    subjects,my parents would be so proud of me.

  2. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    The "I've missed you so much hug".

  3. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    I crave a love so deep the ocean would be jealouse.

  4. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 5:54pm UTC
    Going back to school in 2 weeks, greaaat.

  5. silvergirl silvergirl
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    “Why is your stomach so big?” – he asks.
    “I´m having a baby.” – she replies.
    “Is the baby in your stomach?” – he asks, with his big eyes.
    “Yes, it is.” – she says.
    “Is it a good baby?” – he asks, with a puzzled look.
    “Oh, yes. A really good baby.” – the lady replies.
    Shocked and surprised, he asks: “Then why did you eat him?”

  6. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    Dreaming bout' the day...
    When you wake up ☀
    And find that what your,
    LOOKING for...
    ♥ Has been here the whole time.

  7. silvergirl silvergirl
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 7:20pm UTC
    It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous.

  8. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 7:20pm UTC
    I'm one of those people,
    who has a new injury everytime you see them.

  9. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    ok but at least i dont post quotes that are made up stories posted just to get compliments

  10. PhilLester PhilLester
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 7:07pm UTC
    "Recovery is not possible without honesty. I spent years hiding and lying about my addiction. A huge weight was lifted from me when I could look at my friends, family and band in the eye and tell them what was really going on. It didn’t feel like I had some sort of double life anymore. I don’t want that feeling in any aspect of my life again."
    -Spencer Smith on winning his battle with addiction

  11. liftyourselfandflywithoutwings liftyourselfandflywithoutwings
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    I don't think I have anything else for you to take.
    Sorry.

  12. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 6:40pm UTC
    志向
    ambition

  13. liftyourselfandflywithoutwings liftyourselfandflywithoutwings
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 6:59pm UTC
    I don't think I have anything else for you to take.
    Sorry.

  14. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    Quote: "I don't see why everyone on here
    thinks they're so ugly. I have no seen one
    ugly person on here."
    Wittians: lol then you've never seen me xP
    What's the point of commenting that?
    Do you think they're just going to comment back
    "Oh s.hit, you're right. Sorry, I completely missed your
    profile picture. Jesus Christ you are an ugly f.uck.
    Like d.amn, like, I mean daaaammn. Ugly as sin."
    or do you just want them to tell you you're pretty or?

  15. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 6:57pm UTC
    There is a special place in heaven
    for people who upload full albums to youtube.

  16. StitchTheseWounds StitchTheseWounds
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 9:27pm UTC
    Justin Bieber: *Attacks paparazzi*
    Society: It's okay. The fame gets celebrities sometime. He just needs a little guidance.
    Black Veil Brides: *Calls out on haters*
    Society: Damn trash band. I can't believe young people find these guys as role models. They should just let the haters hate and not do anything about it.

  17. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    But what's one more blow
    to a man that's ten feet tall.
    What's one more heart
    to the boy who broke them all.

  18. burning* burning*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 9:16pm UTC
    You ask for my help, but don't take my advice?

  19. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 9:20pm UTC
    And now you tell me you hate me
    like it's something I haven't heard a million times before.

  20. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 9:20pm UTC
    dad: who is your best teacher?
    me: google.

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2022 Witty Profiles